Andy W @drewmacmfc

Just a proud Scotsman wondering why England can’t see all Tories are c*nts Hamilton, Scotland Joined May 2020

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

2 weeks ago

The annoying Scottish bints need binning as they are contrived and fake as fvck. Bring back the young couple. #gogglebox

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

a month ago

Bruno Fernandez is a rat and I am over the moon @officialgtfc have pumped them. Get in there. Come on.

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PMSL a lassy who folds clothes in our local Primark has announced on Facebook her Out of Office is on and she is on holiday. Yae fold weans pyjamas hen. Can’t wait for someone to ask “you got these in an aged 4-5?” To be telt “thank you for your enquiry, I am aff for 10 days”

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

a month ago

I thought tobacco advertising was banned in the UK. Drove into a petrol station in Preston and they’re advertising 4ft cigarettes.

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2 months ago

Check out a 4* hotel on @bookingcom website. Here’s a video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNdxBR1E3/

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

2 months ago

If you are thinking of booking your foreign holiday with @bookingcom then please save yourself a world of grief and don’t. You won’t be able to talk to anyone if your hotel is a hostel like the one we are in. Can’t speak to anyone as their operators are AI bots.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

2 months ago

So I booked an @Airbnb in Spain in February and we’re due to arrive today. Got a message from the ‘host’ Faro Homes yesterday at 4pm cancelling my booking. So I then spent the next 2 hours on the phone to a lovely lady somewhere in the world who couldn’t find me an alternative.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

2 months ago

One of my biggest golfing icks is when golf commentators on tv @SkySportsGolf @espn @TheOpen dress in full golf attire right down to the shoes. Please stop.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

3 months ago

Sitting at @Tesla charger in #Durham with my @Dominos_UK Mighty Meaty and decided to offer fellow car chargers a slice. 5 Tesla’s were charging and every one knocked back a slice of 🍕 because they were vegan 😳🙄😬🤬🤬🤬

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

3 months ago

If @MBrundleF1 isn’t in the new #F1TheMovie doing his famous pit walk and throwing shade on Z listers then they have missed a trick.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

4 months ago

I do wish @TyrrellHatton would grow the fvck up or fvck the fvck off.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

4 months ago

Walking my dog tonight and there is a ball just stung there on the small pitch. Every guy between 25-90 wanted to do the same as me and put it in the top corner. Leaving it unlocked was a a sad day as I cherish my knees and hips more than 3 seconds da of glory.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

5 months ago

Standing behind 4 elderly Americans boarding a flight to Glasgow and they are so highly strung it’s incredible. They’re terrified of the world. Calm down ladies. Your heading for #Scotland

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

5 months ago

I have a theory that every woman with hand and finger tattoos are all 🦇 💩 😜

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

5 months ago

I hope my last minute of life is as long as the last minute on the washing machine spin cycle. It’s like 21 dug years.

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Andy W @drewmacmfc

5 months ago

Why isn’t there a @Trustpilot for pilots?

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Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee

6 months ago

He’s 100% right.I heard nothing but complete truth here. looks like an American Revolution, made in China! American government works for billionaires and wars while the Chinese government work for their people …that’s the difference.