Stall @droppingideas
Genius on the toliet. Yes I CAN! Office Restroom Joined March 2014-
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Next Halloween I'm either going as Cleopatra or Michael Jackson in the Remember the Time music video...
Boss - you come in here? Me Yes! B Who is that celebrity with the giant rack? with the dark hair on TMZ? M @KimKardashian B Yes M that all?
Just met my boss, curbside with a wet paper towel for him to clean himself up on the way to a meeting. #mysteriousstains #workmom #TheOffice
"I was productive, I gave myself a manicure. WO-manicure. Feminism. Boom."
anyone tried that new french gym, "La Fitness"?
Boss : "Look at you. A couple of. QUEENS of the earth." #silence #theoffice #smooth
Boss : I don't understand half of the things you say. Me : ... ... The feeling is mutual.
@Krungle Skills : MSOffice Suite, Adobe Writer/Reader, 75 WPM, Photoshop, being Hilarious.
Idea : Period Panties. Stain resistant, dark color, cotton, comfortable. Sell in a 5 pack with a box of chocolates.
Finally appreciating my eyebrows as the window frames to my soul. #growth
IT : Whenever I call you there's this terrible sound when you pick up. ME : That's not a nice thing to say about someone's voice. #bullying
"I mean, if you don't have health insurance get a job. You are lazy and deserve to die" #overheard #actualquote #millionairebosses #grounded
Signed up for the gym, definitely going to 5:45 am spinning class at least twice a week. #dillusionarymuscles
If you give a mouse a cookie...he's going to make you his personal assistant. #expandingjobdescription
"I want to see you two. In your bathingsuits. Tomorrow!" ::crickets:: #bossaccidentalcomedian #companypoolparty #socialfail
C Ylinen @cylinen
289 Followers 1K Following Retweets are either something I agree with, find funny, or just interesting. You decide which.
Brannon Shaw @beeshaw
60 Followers 177 Following Pros: Likes banana bread, home design, two part harmony. Cons: Slob with dirty hair.
C Ylinen @cylinen
289 Followers 1K Following Retweets are either something I agree with, find funny, or just interesting. You decide which.
Brannon Shaw @beeshaw
60 Followers 177 Following Pros: Likes banana bread, home design, two part harmony. Cons: Slob with dirty hair.
Cher @cher
3.3M Followers 171 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
Drizzy @Drake
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Rihanna @rihanna
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Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash
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Oprah Winfrey @Oprah
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The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
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