Drug-free Monkey @drugmonkey
Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them. https://t.co/eNCfQiPpPI Under your bed Joined February 2008-
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When my generation was in college, the press had tagged us as "Reagan Youth." At the campus I attended, the only thing anyone cared about was their grades. You kids today are alright. apnews.com/article/israel…
Fining Donald Trump $9000 is like taking away the penny tray I used to keep by the cash register. There's only one penalty he'll understand. LOCK HIM UP!! LOCK HIM UP!! LOCK HIM UP!!
I have a feeling there are plenty of police there.
I have a feeling there are plenty of police there.
Congress passed the REAL ID act in 2005 in response to the terrorist attacks of 2001. Today, in 2024, I submitted my application for a REAL ID. In case you had any questions about the efficiency of government.
Thanks to California's quirky election law, i get to take part in a special election with a choice of two Republican candidates. Yay democracy.
Seriously not feeling the love for renewing my pharmacy license, especially as it involves cramming in 30 units of continuing education and a $525 check.
Remember back when we weren't sure that we were facing the next bubonic plague and the reaction was to go out and buy toilet paper? God people are dumb.
Once again, the cover-up is worse than the actual (non) crime. If Trump just would have admitted he did Stormy Daniels, hardly a vote would have changed.
The real killer now feels a sense of relief you can never understand. #ojsimpsondead
I forget, are you supposed to look at the sun or not?
Oh dear. It seems a local doctor may be working on a deal that has the potential to drag this monkey out of retirement. Do I want this?
Absolutely not. Lol. (Those who know, know.)
The Concorde was built in the 1970s. Why are all planes not supersonic by now?
Optometrist has got my prescription wrong two times in a row now. Feel like going in there and screaming "DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I GOT A PRESCRIPTION WRONG MOTHERFUCKER??? DO YOU????"
In general, hotel rooms need more washcloths and bigger trash cans.
My challenge for @pharmacists. Run a Twitter poll asking what your priorities should be for the next year. Make one of the choices "working conditions." Make the other two whatever you think are the biggest issues in the profession. Let's see how out of touch you are.
There are few things the world needs less than this right now. And I say that as a complete 90s grungehead.
There are few things the world needs less than this right now. And I say that as a complete 90s grungehead.
And just like that all the MAGA maggots are underwater. Thanks assholes, lololololololol.
And just like that all the MAGA maggots are underwater. Thanks assholes, lololololololol.
While I despise Donald Trump, I do have a certain admiration for his ability to profit off his followers stupidity. I'll be shorting DJT for some easy money.
Shane Jerominski @AccPharmacist
5K Followers 559 Following A certified expert in absolutely nothing but ready and willing to bloviate about anything.
✨it's golden like d.. @alprazosam18
2K Followers 1K Following pharmD. cat mom. aspiring lottery winner. unapologetically pro-abortion.
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
7K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
Holly rx mom life @allpharmedout
3K Followers 3K Following PharmD, Christian, wife, mom to 3, part-time balloon crew, part-time retail pharmacy. NDSU 🦬, Canes 🏒, Ravenclaw. I support 🇺🇦!
TheFloralPharmacist @FrustratedPharm
4K Followers 277 Following Pharmacist stuck in & frustrated w/ chain pharmacies. Posting some of my experiences/opinions to amuse others. I won't counsel you here. #retailpharmacy
Arya Snark ⚔ @XtremeRPh
2K Followers 1K Following The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. *Pharmacist *Veteran *INFJ *#BLM *🏳️🌈
Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
2K Followers 1K Following The internal rants of a PharmD, mother of doxies & a human, wife of RN, giant geek, opinions≠advice... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Cranky Pharmacist @CrankyPharmer
6K Followers 473 Following I'm a US retail pharmacist. Twitter is where I come to anonymously vent. ✌️❤️💊
PHARMERJAY @Skywalkerjaywv
2K Followers 2K Following Christian, father, husband, pharmacist, WVU proud...leave a tremendous legacy
Dr. SaRxcasm @saRxcasticRPh
2K Followers 449 Following
Pharmacy is Phun. Lif.. @DreamPharmD
3K Followers 3K Following Empathy is life. Ex-retail. Spreadsheets to pay da billz. Be kind always and laugh as much as u can. 🐶 😺 🍻 🎶 🥩#samesies
Erin B, PharmD @eeb31
2K Followers 884 Following she/her: Pharmacist, quilter, national park traveling, reader, kayaker, scrapbooker, Netflix enthusiast. Dog mom to Penne.
Rebexagliflozin 💊 .. @rdr_pharmacist
2K Followers 764 Following once a pharmacist, always a pharmacist. ❤️💙🦬
Dr. IT @b_ink
3K Followers 2K Following CPhT turned PharmD 💊, Pharmacy Masochist, Wife, Fur Mom, 🌎 Traveler , 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ally——My tweets are reflective of only myself and not my employers
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
18K Followers 2K Following Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own 🙃 EM but striving to become a trophy wife
InkedRx @opdiva_rx
3K Followers 1K Following pharmacy • chaotic bisexual with raging ADHD • elder emo • tattoos • piercings • UM ChemE alum • 🏳️🌈 • 💖💜💙 • 💊
Lefty RPh @jayhawkrx93
746 Followers 1K Following Gym, golf, my sons, and wife. Not necessarily in that order.
Mare @smashburgh
977 Followers 1K Following Pharmacist. I spend way too much time and money watching hockey. Running is my therapy.
Dr Hamid Ahmad @Doctor3269
20 Followers 341 Following Nature, time and patience are the 3 great physicians. ... Medical student MD/MBBS
Silvia Nieto @chivisnietodgz
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Pharmer @RPhFarm
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abdallah kizza @abdkiz
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TRỊNH ĐỨC DUY @DUCDUY_PM_TRINH
176 Followers 3K Following
Estella Owens @EOwenails
1 Followers 15 Following Manicure / pedicure 💅🏼 Certified Master 🔝 The best friend of your nails 🥰
Gabriela Hornackova @GHornackova
60 Followers 572 Following Founder of GH Legal & Tech Innovations | Tech and AI Entrepreneur | Advancing AI in Legal Systems | Intersection between Technology, AI and the Law
Eva @ckaynak
22 Followers 186 Following For things we can control, we should remain cautious, and for things we cannot control, we should remain optimistic.
Abbas Usman kumo @AbbasKumo
44 Followers 446 Following Nigerian, Student Pharmacist, Writer, Humanitarian, Bibliophile, President Kumo Youth And Students Movement (KYSM), PHARMANEWS Editor.
Raul Bahena @RaulBahena14
145 Followers 445 Following semi retired ,race horse owner/ breeder . real estate investor, coin collector and a workaholic at heart
Parddy Bwoy @ParddyB
59 Followers 314 Following
BEHiND the counter @BEHiNDtheCTR
56 Followers 214 Following We have created a system that organizes your complete medication history and all of your refills across various pharmacies for any period of time.
Megan Adami @MeganOncRx
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MO @Helaway
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Marni Gold Creative @MarniRGold
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Lee Landsteiner @Landsteine98288
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mmmdoais @sharaoob
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Melissa Reybold @MelissaReybold
370 Followers 2K Following Georgia Pharmacy Association Vice President of Public Policy
kathy elliott @KR_inAR
3K Followers 3K Following Rothrock Drug- since 1945! Gold winner 3 years in a row of #BestOfNEA Pharmacy. Going for win #4! MARRIED. Love the Razorbacks- win or lose!
Moose Malone @malone_moose
95 Followers 626 Following
danelle carlson @siouxfan37
55 Followers 466 Following
NetcareNwellness @NetcareW36529
567 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/93laUE4L9R We walk with you in path of good health and self-mastery! 🚀 Explore mindfulness, emotional intelligence,
Zack zak @zackzak_zak
151 Followers 239 Following l offer the best 100 tutorial, fullz document, Cashapp, PayPal, Apple Pay, Zelle, bank logs, clones cards to all states 💯💰💸 HMU me on telegram @Jubel14
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Vandita Ramauli @vandi_ramaulee
6 Followers 253 Following
The Clinic Pharmacy (.. @tcpShawnee
148 Followers 544 Following We are a small part of a community and area that has a rich pharmacy history. Our motto is "working hard to improve your quality of life" Let us show you today!
J Hinshaw @jentw516
180 Followers 2K Following
Human Action @HumanAction88
121 Followers 872 Following
MEH @MEHtheNurseTwin
2K Followers 4K Following Hi, it’s me. I’m the evil twin, you see…Titi Med. Spartan. Bluejay. Coug by proxy. Owned by 2 cats. Critical care RN. Sweary. Views are my own.
Chong Li MD, RPVI @chongli04us
719 Followers 2K Following The Vascular Care Group (CT). Former NYU integrated Vascular grad. Views are my own
Kimberly Glenn @KimberlyGl38915
13 Followers 222 Following
j.Wendy @jWendyAustin
505 Followers 853 Following Washington born and bred. Pharmacist. I bleed 🟣 and 🪙. All #Seattlesports are my life blood. #Huskies #Mariners #Seahawks #Kraken #LupusWarrior
Insight Foundry @InsightFoundry
42 Followers 80 Following
db @Dolly_Brock1
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Dre_skull @abubacarr007
35 Followers 2K Following “A people without knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots”
Hero Investor @heroinvstr
115 Followers 165 Following I'll get you financial freedom. $NVDA, $PLTR, $MSTR, $CELH, $LLY portfolio: https://t.co/qi2DiGrCmG
Shane Jerominski @AccPharmacist
5K Followers 559 Following A certified expert in absolutely nothing but ready and willing to bloviate about anything.
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
7K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
TheFloralPharmacist @FrustratedPharm
4K Followers 277 Following Pharmacist stuck in & frustrated w/ chain pharmacies. Posting some of my experiences/opinions to amuse others. I won't counsel you here. #retailpharmacy
Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
155K Followers 3K Following Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter
Cranky Pharmacist @CrankyPharmer
6K Followers 473 Following I'm a US retail pharmacist. Twitter is where I come to anonymously vent. ✌️❤️💊
Bled Nguessan @BledTanoe
1K Followers 89 Following Mothering The Toughest Tiny Human Ever While Surviving On Nothing But Carbs And Sugar
InkedRx @opdiva_rx
3K Followers 1K Following pharmacy • chaotic bisexual with raging ADHD • elder emo • tattoos • piercings • UM ChemE alum • 🏳️🌈 • 💖💜💙 • 💊
oxykitten✨ @theoxykitten
1K Followers 629 Following Graduated from one of the East Coast’s top pharmacy schools with really good grades. Pinned tweet will tell you everything you need to know.
The Anti-hero Charlat.. @RxHeatherT
2K Followers 2K Following Heathercobacter pylori, PharmD, MSHI, MSEd
SmallTownPharmD @SmallTownPharmD
1K Followers 149 Following Big city girl who moved to the middle of nowhere to be a retail pharmacist. Yeah, I can’t believe it either 🤦🏻♀️
cynical pharmacist @pharmacynic
2K Followers 501 Following Soccer Fan, TOOL fan, jaded RPh, polymath. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. “my opinions are mine and not yours; or theirs”.
NotZenYet @NotZenYet
579 Followers 488 Following Pharmacist by day, Disney and racing fan by night, cheer mom always. Be better, humans.
DARxLIN @darxlin
2K Followers 766 Following PharmD tweeting from the shower🚿 I love pharmacy and silliness. liberal AF. She/her.
Katie @KTPharmD
1K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist, dog mom, baker, proud Lawrencian and Kansan. I love avocado toast and own a house. #RockChalkJayhawk #kubball #GoPackGo
Michael Stipe @stipemichael_
10K Followers 17 Following 🤍🤍🕊DEMAND RELEASE of the HOSTAGES. CEASEFIRE now. LOVE one another 🤍🤍🕊 This is my only X account.don’t be fooled by fakes.
Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1
39K Followers 177 Following For the love of #Seinfeld. Facebook: https://t.co/CTlKpj8WHJ Buy the book! Yada, Yada, Yada: The Seinfeld Lexicon : https://t.co/z43ZUZj0LW
Allan Weiner @AllanWBCQ
1K Followers 1 Following
GazaMedicVoices @GazaMedicVoices
7K Followers 449 Following 1st hand accounts from Gazan Medics. Administered by an international team of medics and surgeons who have all visited Gaza and know the posters personally.
RossRadio @cqcqcqdx
9K Followers 156 Following WN8OVD 1973 Novice 1992 Extra Class, CU in CW DX pileup. https://t.co/ZnvgamZkDd
Adventures in Califor.. @pitsenberger
7K Followers 253 Following 20th century and earlier. Editor, "The Traveler" https://t.co/9eCaaAIy8N, VP, @LincolnHwyAssoc., Donner Summit Historical Society https://t.co/gQ8ciAyQvt
The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize
1.1M Followers 509 Following The official Twitter feed of the Nobel Prize @NobelPrize #NobelPrize
Laphonza Butler @LaphonzaB
51K Followers 1K Following Mother. Partner. Believer. Organizer. Prev: @SEIU2015 @KamalaHarris @emilyslist #ElectWomen #UnionStrong
Congresswoman Jasmine.. @RepJasmine
95K Followers 833 Following Former public defender, now proudly serving the people of Texas’ 30th District. @OversightDems & @HouseAgDems. Posts are made by staff unless denoted w/ CWC
Your Miss Brook$ @amanda_brooks
8K Followers 288 Following Author, advocate, escort. I wrote the Bibles of escort work. Buy them; along with a comprehensive sex work education in book form: https://t.co/2GtkBYEP9Z
jason alexander @IJasonAlexander
724K Followers 321 Following Kindness, decency, humanity, empathy, curiosity and the desire to laugh just a little bit - let’s try for those and see if we make the world a little better
Community Notes @CommunityNotes
935K Followers 0 Following Empowering users to create a better-informed world. We're open source and data is publicly available: https://t.co/Te3IjR10Ix Q? Reply/DM
MåneskinOfficial @thisismaneskin
611K Followers 4 Following RUSH! (Are U Coming?) new album edition is AVAILABLE NOW ❤️🔥
Naomi Klein @NaomiAKlein
709K Followers 4K Following Doppelganger. This Changes Everything. The Shock Doctrine. No Logo. On Fire. @UBC Professor of Climate Justice, co-director @CCJ_UBC
Psych FI @psych_finance
9K Followers 4K Following Funding research into mental health and psychedelics and supporting legalization to bring in the psychedelic renaissance. Psych NFTs and DAO coming soon.
Jello Biafra OFFICIAL @Jello_Biafra_
21K Followers 10 Following Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine's new album, Tea Party Revenge Porn is OUT NOW!!!
Chris Christie @GovChristie
895K Followers 900 Following Husband, proud father, former Gov and U.S. Attorney, Springsteen fan. Not stopping telling the truth. https://t.co/lgrYcbAR7k
Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
984K Followers 1K Following "Countdown With Keith Olbermann," 2024 National Political Podcast of the Year nominee. Verified 2024 audience to date: 8,358,575
Dina Belenkaya @DinaBelenkaya
64K Followers 776 Following Woman Chess Grandmaster & Content Creator♟️| Take your game to the next level 🔝 Learn chess the Russian School way 📚 Business inquiries: [email protected]
Public Citizen @Public_Citizen
498K Followers 7K Following Public Citizen has been standing up to corporate power and holding government accountable for 50 years. We're people-powered and accept no corporate money.
Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports
771K Followers 1K Following Store: https://t.co/YYUk1Wj1My; Podcast: https://t.co/94eUZKw9pt; Media/business inquiries: [email protected]; Cameo: https://t.co/POiqDVB8Qd
Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA
116K Followers 0 Following I’m here to explain myself. #parody Team Mt. St. Helen’s store ⬇️
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.2M Followers 209 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
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248 Followers 502 Following 📭⭐In a world of serious, Sometimes I'm petty. 💙 Ravenclaw, 🦀♋ Cancer, She/Her/Hers.🌵We Are Groot
Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen
1.0M Followers 128 Following World Chess Champion. The highest ranked chess player in the world. Former (live) #1 Fantasy Premier League player
Ham Radio @dxman911
1K Followers 2K Following "Embrace the thrill of communication and community with ham radio. Explore the world, connect with like-minded individuals, and never stop learning" #HamRadio
Atheist Republic @AtheistRepublic
142K Followers 3K Following Atheist Republic is a community of godless heathens dedicated to fighting bad ideas. - Founded by @ArminNavabi
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 313 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
Bryce Leinan @nvn8vbryce
245 Followers 889 Following Ultimate PUNishment, like how plumbers are #1 in the #2 business. I talk about ham radio and boats a lot.
Drugs and Conditions @DrugsConditions
93 Followers 41 Following #TopDrugs Tweeting daily drug facts, teaching MUST KNOW Medications 💊
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
DailyRadical History @radicaldaily
78K Followers 50 Following Tweeting daily doses of radical & revolutionary history. Important anniversaries from the struggle for justice, peace, democracy and freedom.
Mastodon (@Mastodon@m.. @joinmastodon
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cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 172 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
Thotful.Clairebear @thotfulClaire
143 Followers 62 Following Just another lady of the afternoon sending my thoughts into the void. neurodivergent. super into whorticulture... she/her
Krystyna Hutchinson @KrystynaHutch
51K Followers 2K Following stand-up comedian, co-host of @guyswefcked passionate about aliens and extreme weather
The Socialist Pharmac.. @SocialistPharmD
233 Followers 462 Following
USSR Pictures @PicturesUssr
137K Followers 159 Following Pictures and photographs from Soviet Union Soviet radio: https://t.co/jNohhM0xUN
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2.8M Followers 842 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
There is always one rebel child in every family. 😂
A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.
Had to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries …
Muhammad Ali talks to a suicidal man standing on the ledge of a building in Los Angeles, 1981. Ali pulled up to the scene in a Rolls-Royce with his hazards on, met the man on the fire escape, and led him back inside to safety. He was, in fact, the goddamn greatest.
Why do Christians never quote this verse? ‘You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property,…
For all the Seinfeld fans out there 😂
It’s never bad when you sport a look that says “Maybe you need to sign for this package or maybe I just spotted a fucking hippopotamus.” We need more goddamn safari hats in this culture.
I really do miss this era of SNL!
Don’t know who did this, but I just started a slow clap of admiration …
B side of punk band Dead Kennedys tape.
Wait till you die, bro. When that day comes, we will party so fucking hard some of us will probably die from “happiness”.
A human chain has formed around the encampment on Library Mall. Police now speaking with organizers.
Only those old enough know why the eye looks like this...
Laziest sheep herding dog ever
Donald just posted an image of him giving head to Abraham Lincoln.
Pretty sure HE has had dates like that
Why is this one so oddly specific?
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