aashi 🫧 @dulhanmaachis
jack of all trades, hater of most. she/they Joined November 2022-
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it's not even 10 am and i already want to scream my lungs out into the void
i dreamt that i had found the canvas bag of my dreamssss but it cost 9600 dirhams even in my imagination 😔😔😔
you're welcome for the nostalgia open.spotify.com/track/0WdKRv6P…
sorry but real
pat cummins in universesauce dms rn
it's very interesting how pilates, developed as a PRISON WORKOUT is now associated with frivolity and rich women business
it's very interesting how pilates, developed as a PRISON WORKOUT is now associated with frivolity and rich women business
rewatching this video like it's my own insta story 😭😭😭
rewatching this video like it's my own insta story 😭😭😭
ovulation confidence is something else like i just took this selfie in an auto and my brain went "you know people pay money to get their faces to look like this" LIKE GIRL PLEASE
rcb
i asked my bf to wake me up at 10:30 and he woke me up at 8:30 and this is pretty much how i felt like so true
i asked my bf to wake me up at 10:30 and he woke me up at 8:30 and this is pretty much how i felt like so true
swiggy, uber, gpay is top tier gang
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
i had the most insane dream which had characters from my childhood school, my prev office, my current office, and kutner wilson chase and house. also subplot was that kutner isnt dead and chase has quit being a doctor and works in microsoft bangalore now.
99.9% of you are gonna say perfumes so now I'd like you to tell me which one if it's gonna be a perfume
99.9% of you are gonna say perfumes so now I'd like you to tell me which one if it's gonna be a perfume
BAARISH HO RAHI HAI OH MY GOD IM ABOUT TO START CRYING
No political commentator has made a more astute observation. Do read. (Borrowed from @branddoc's Facebook page.)
you know it's saying something when you are equally torn between believing this is real or knowing it's fake.
you know it's saying something when you are equally torn between believing this is real or knowing it's fake.
mort @mortifight
2K Followers 2K Following Main toh sacchi bolta hu ji, acchi toh apne aap lag jaati hai | 22 | He/Him
⁉️ @sadotonin
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BB @Basi_cally
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defective pikachu⁷ @kishi_asf
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k @Fletcherlad
4K Followers 671 Following My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla
11K Followers 3K Following extremely online. storyteller. meme maker. changer of twitter names (see also - @NahimName)
moira rosé @uhhnisha
1K Followers 743 Following 24, my life is a constant whirlwind full of debilitating self doubt and dread. she/her.
UDAILALSHARMA @UDAILALSHARMA98
1K Followers 2K Following !! Never change your originality for the sake of others.. Because no one can play your role better than you ...💯🤗..!! आत्मसम्मान: प्राधान 📞:-8503898285
Prince Gupta (he/him) @PrinceGuptaSays
184 Followers 3K Following People Policy Politics | Constitution, State, Governance, Elections | Geopolitics & China | Sports, Films, Music, Art, Hindi-Urdu Poetry | @MPP_NLSIU @VIT_univ
rehena begum @rehenabbb
1 Followers 27 Following apolitical! House wife mother of two child! one daughter & one son
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Meduvada Sambhar @Hardiikrathod
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Vincent @Vincentvega_94
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Prasoon Jha @NeoPrasoon
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Waiting for mega auct.. @Ayushxa
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Pratik Mehta @pratikmehta94
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TV, Movies, Books, an.. @rain_or_shine04
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pri🌻 @gulattee
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no @giligilya
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Buy Online India @BuyOnlineInd
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Aman Garg @amanbhu1995
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Shreyes Shekhar @ShreyesShekhar
242 Followers 3K Following Proud Indian. Worships Sachin Tendulkar and Rajinikanth. Manchester United. Chennai Super Kings.
Daredevil 07 @Daredevil0710
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r! @alicentuwu
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dhhshs @dhhshs651223
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⚭ arabella²⁸ @woolfsown
351 Followers 1K Following 22, queer (they/she) 🫶🏽 it is what it is. suck it & see. multifandom but just here to chill really, being me. 🇧🇩🤝🏽🇵🇸
mort @mortifight
2K Followers 2K Following Main toh sacchi bolta hu ji, acchi toh apne aap lag jaati hai | 22 | He/Him
⁉️ @sadotonin
3K Followers 785 Following he/him // male pattern baldness victim// support local businesses
BB @Basi_cally
2K Followers 712 Following Do all lovers feel like they're inventing something? 30. https://t.co/1EtJZ2lCUO
defective pikachu⁷ @kishi_asf
7K Followers 1K Following mera kalesh hi mera content hai | she/her | 22 🏳️🌈
k @Fletcherlad
4K Followers 671 Following My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla
11K Followers 3K Following extremely online. storyteller. meme maker. changer of twitter names (see also - @NahimName)
moira rosé @uhhnisha
1K Followers 743 Following 24, my life is a constant whirlwind full of debilitating self doubt and dread. she/her.
⚰️ @apparitionnow
9K Followers 1K Following quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again — header by vincent giarrano • building @delhi_reads
badass cutie @lilcosmicowgirl
9K Followers 818 Following ginger & electrolytes - https://t.co/w8ayva1kvs aspiring bohemian burden to society
Shaun the sheep🐑 @shawarmalvr
1K Followers 1K Following (he/him) 25. perpetually exhausted. caffeine junkie. Don't.
Baba Yaga @SurtiChurti
5K Followers 734 Following SPORTS ALL DAY. Follow my alt acc @babaaghera @FCBarcelona @Max33Verstappen @warriors @sydney_sweeney
Mithila Phadke @PhadkeTai
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ophelia 🦕🍊 @oh_opheliaa
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🐼 @chulbolpandey
6K Followers 1K Following Just another (law) twitter hoe ⚖️ who shitposts A LOT / Views are personal and inevitably political.
kaun elia 🍉 @mainhunkaun_
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Pun Parag @Enola_guy12
2K Followers 902 Following A pun bola tu meri Laila, woh boli phenkta hai saala...
Sakshi Goenka @sakculent
180 Followers 436 Following mostly poems & data visualization. always retweeting!
Diwyani @DiwyaniVajpayee
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Neelabh Bafna @Theycallmebafna
171 Followers 2K Following 29, Occasional Pessimist, He | Him, Creative Director | Ex- @themojostory @firelightfilms @viceindia
Shivam Jha @shivamxjha
341 Followers 92 Following just rejoined Twitter after 13 years. geography/culture/fintech enthusiast • MBA @IIM_Calcutta • MIM @HECParis • work @JPMorgan • prev: @McKinsey.
khamakha @hautedaak
302 Followers 25 Following here to document my ongoing fixations and love for Indian design, aesthetic and art ✨
N @slut4sunflowers
89 Followers 77 Following lost access to @badassflowerbby so I’m tweeting here until I can get it back
sad unicorn 🦄 @vaishalisoni96
679 Followers 1K Following Jo batein Instagram pe bol nai pati, wo yahan tweet kar deti hun 💁🏻♀️ Instagram: @vaishalisoni96
🧙♂️ @wzrd331
783 Followers 5K Following 🫡 emoji enjoyer,spaces thread pioneer, ardent retweeter and passionate time thief on the come up he/him
Nom Chompsky @Disagreema
1K Followers 836 Following 2% girl, 98% anxiety |Bear Hug Specialist | I dance on 90s Bollywood songs when alone. Judge all you want | C8 @10kdesigners
Waiting for mega auct.. @Ayushxa
1K Followers 429 Following England Cricket, Eagles, MUFC and about 20 other franchises across sport
The Saint Kopite @TheSaintKopite
764 Followers 887 Following
sun-god is now pink! @yatharthsood00
164 Followers 396 Following insufferable, maybe not apathetic he/him
Prachi @chichimotwani
2K Followers 978 Following I’m still bejeweled when i walk in the room i can still make the whole place shimmer ✨
🏄🏽♂️ @fuxxagon
2K Followers 430 Following ICT critic. Don’t give gyaan, enjoy and have fun. Cam green fan. Don’t want shubman gill to end up like KL rahul 👍🏽
FindMyRoom Bangalore @fmrbangalore
8K Followers 3 Following FindMyRoom Bangalore helps you get notified on the latest listings about vacant occupancies in Bangalore. Use @fmrbangalore to find a flatmate now! 🤝
darshil 🐣 @ohyesdarshil
1K Followers 854 Following yellow banana chips simp | nerd | posts everything i observe, they call it shitposting | dad jokes | CA | 13/23/82 yrs old
diksh tv @dikshTv
5 Followers 14 Following
Only free for domiciles of karnataka .... Your Hindi adhar card won't be accepted, that's why you paid... Sumne kagakka gubbakka stories
Took bus from Sony Signal to Agara Conductor reluctantly: Adhar? I opened my wallet & handed him ₹10: Ticket anna Lady beside me saw adhar in my wallet said “ladies k liye free hai” Me: “pta hai aunty, but main afford kar sakti hun” Conductor almost raised his hand to bless
you ruined your own (nonexistent) reputation and career with these 2 tweets 😭
To every motherfucker who destroyed my reputation and career because I said NO to Jewish buildings being vandalized back in 2020, you are the same as the antisemitic Hitler youth of Columbia. You let this happen. This is on you. Take a look in the fucking mirror.
*Ahem*
too much fantasizing over what will or will not be “in history books” and not enough conspiring to make sure there’s even a future
Look between E and Y on your keyboard 😎
Imagine how stupid (BJP) you have to be, to respond to a tweet about overcrowding on April 14, with a video taken on April 20, claiming original video is misleading. If you are the sort of person who can see through this hilariously idiotic response, don't vote for the BJP.
The present video of the coach. No overcrowding. Please don't malign the image of Indian Railways by sharing misleading videos.
Real face of PM Modi. Openly equates Muslims with "ghuspaithiye" and "those with more kids", that too on the basis of an out of context statement of former PM Manmohan Singh. Clear hate speech!
This speech of PM Modi is nothing but scaremongering, Islamophobic and Misinformation. He Indirectly refers to Muslims as Ghuspaithiya, Refers to Muslims as a community who have more Children.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
best music criticism 2024
“Bar dancer and her children” there’s a certain IQ level of Modi fans and its hilarious
If Modi is able to secure 2024, he has a lot of work to do. Work that'll constantly call him a dictator everyday, but my accidental kids will view him very differently in hindsight. - Bring back farm laws - Reform IAS / IPS / Courts - Refrom municipalities - Rationalize train…
He lied on his resume but got the job anyway..🐕🐾😅
In Paradise, c. 1918, by Max Svabinsky
i asked SARAH, the World Health Organization's new AI chatbot, for medical help near me, and it provided an entirely fabricated list of clinics/hospitals in SF. fake addresses, fake phone numbers. check out @jessicanix_'s take on SARAH here: bloomberg.com/news/articles/… via @business
one of the wildest hooks for an album review i’ve ever read
I actually have a tiny little bit of a theory that the increase in autism is at least partly due to vaccines...but not for the reasons anybody thinks. (Spoiler alert for anyone getting scared at this point: vaccines don't cause autism, vaccines cause adults.)
Autism rates have increased because we’ve become better at diagnosing it. It has nothing to do with vaccinations, you morons.
He is the Prime Minister of the country and you're literally a journalist???
Don’t give him any traction He is craving for it. Today he just did what he does the best Ignore him fully. Let him keep floundering छटपटाने दो, तड़पने दो अपने मुद्दों से मत भटकना
PM of country gives open hate speech. Journalists: iGnOrE hIm FuLly
This is adorable😭😭😭😭(nuggets in 4)
Gru and a minion reporting for the NBA playoffs 😆
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