Mumtaz @heydambis
I put the hot in psychotic Bengaluru South, India Joined March 2015-
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I've told him a million time that I have to put him up in a foster home and he don't understand. It's fair, I wouldn't either. 😔
Hi Twitter. Looking for a content marketing agency for @BombayTrooper. Someone to live and breathe on instagram. Any leads? RT pls? TIA
Sometimes when I space out I think about the moment when I'm eating Haldirams Aloo Bhujia with a spoon directly from the packet and watching a movie. Good times.
You ever liked a particular vegetable because growing up you didn't eat much of cuz it was expensive, and now some motherfucker will say "How can people like *xyz* ?" and suddenly the conversation becomes abt privilege and not the vegetable for you?
Finding out that you're excluded deliberately is the worst.
I'm just mentally preparing myself for how difficult the month of May is going to be.
Any individual from the community who has been harassed or attacked by this guy and is seeking legal action against him, please let me know. My DMs are open. I am happy to get a lawyer
This jobless guy from Bangalore has been harassing members of the LGBTQ family for quite some time. I've seen him attacking many individuals online unprovoked. I'd appreciate it if you can find/know his family background so I can talk to his parents & educate them about their son
Looking for a foster home for my cat Bunty for the month of May in Bangalore. Duration will be smaller in case I find a good place. I am willing to pay + take care of his food/treats. Please RT for reach. DM for deets.
Man I've heard so much gossip coming out from a man's mouth today. Beautiful. That man sees the bullshit of people and wants to rant. Beautiful.
He asked alexa "Alexa how do I say Go-Take-A-Shower in marathi" Alexa replied "Shower madhe bakri" because she heard 'what is GOAT in a shower?'
Hi twitter folks please tell what can I add to blueberry soju to make a nice cocktail?
People have dressed up all pretty and have now stepped out of their homes to experience the @peakbengaluru weather.
I think this 28, if nothing else I've learned to carry myself with pride. Love my mad curls, half white/blacm hair. My body that tolerates the bullshit environment this city puts me through.
It's a tres leches cake (because I love tres leches and this one had fresh berries inside 🥺) Thank you for getting me the most thoughtfully thought out cake @HariPisupati 🤍
Folks, anyone here from Pune, who’d be willing to host me at their place for a mere 2 days? Have to travel to Pune around 26th April and really want to hang out w people vs live in an airbnb. Please DM/reply! Please RT 🙏
A 100% hike will solve all the problems I am facing just to exist in peace in this goddamn city.
defective pikachu⁷ @kishi_asf
7K Followers 1K Following mera kalesh hi mera content hai | she/her | 22 🏳️🌈
हवलदार �.. @Havaldarshinde
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misandrist rose cooch.. @misandristbb
4K Followers 986 Following I hate a lot of things. but cis men most of all. often nsfw. 🌈 she/her
k @Fletcherlad
4K Followers 676 Following My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Peaky Balwinder @momoskhanehaibc
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Bacardi B @SANDIPANMITRA6
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N🧋🫧 🇵🇸 @badassflowerbby
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B @Basi_cally
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BOPANNA Manoj kumar �.. @mk8979178
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Ravi Bhat @GrimmFaced
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dams is perpetually d.. @dardbharadisco
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William C. Raustler A.. @WCRaustler
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𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐢𝐬�.. @khurrrrrana
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Sodium Hypobromite | .. @manosodium
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16 Followers 182 Following Click on the link to start your Indian stock market journey now. Let us seize the opportunity together and create brilliance together!https://t.co/1ZTKIN6dSV
Author's Ink Publicat.. @AuthorsInkIndia
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Reapath @reapath85706
116 Followers 1K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
⁉️ @sadotonin
3K Followers 782 Following he/him // male pattern baldness victim// support local businesses
defective pikachu⁷ @kishi_asf
7K Followers 1K Following mera kalesh hi mera content hai | she/her | 22 🏳️🌈
हवलदार �.. @Havaldarshinde
25K Followers 831 Following |Lawyer| |She/Her| |Secular Socialist Feminist| |POSH Law, Human Rights, Minority Rights, Free Speech Rights| |Tell your mom I said hi| 🐈
misandrist rose cooch.. @misandristbb
4K Followers 986 Following I hate a lot of things. but cis men most of all. often nsfw. 🌈 she/her
k @Fletcherlad
4K Followers 676 Following My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Peaky Balwinder @momoskhanehaibc
5K Followers 3K Following Girti deewaron ke aanchal mai zinda hoon • COYG
Bacardi B @SANDIPANMITRA6
6K Followers 2K Following My dad pays my rent and invested 15 lakhs in my startup but beyond that I'm totally self made.
N🧋🫧 🇵🇸 @badassflowerbby
5K Followers 712 Following come for the political and philosophical ramblings, stay for the skincare 🧖🏽♀️ freelance writer & beauty blogger 👩🏽🎤 demi
Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla
11K Followers 3K Following extremely online. storyteller. meme maker. changer of twitter names (see also - @NahimName)
The Memes Archive @TheMemesArchive
92K Followers 1 Following over 45k reaction videos, pics, edits, memes, & threads! updated regularly with easy-to-search keywords in tweets 🤡 follow for more! commentary, no affiliation
reaction pics 💯 & .. @rreactionpics
53K Followers 0 Following For all your meme needs! I also post emoji spam paragraphs🌟no content posted is mine
ishita gupta @ButImCold
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Ravi Bhat @GrimmFaced
473 Followers 3K Following Ex-ad strategist - Monday hater. Prefer darts, anime, music, fantasy fiction, bikes, food, mindfulness, FPL, sports, movies, travel over marketing now.
dams is perpetually d.. @dardbharadisco
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SocialDay 👨🏼.. @social_day
7K Followers 5K Following The place for all things social media marketing 👋 Weekly social media news updates & features 👻 SocialDay Forum 23 & SMM Awards 🔥
Baby Reindeer @BabyReindeerLDN
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TheRandomCricketPhoto.. @RandomCricketP1
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44K Followers 3K Following FINTECH: LinkedIn Power Profile for 2015 (Finance) and 2017 (Technology) #Equality #DiversitynInclusion #Resilience #TEDx
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Snake Oil Salesman @ghuubear
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Sodium Hypobromite | .. @manosodium
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companion bot 🍉 @aahmoan
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Migrants maketh metros
I have spent 2 years in #Bengaluru now. While I am thankful the opportunities it has given me, I've somehow failed to fall in love with the city like how I did in Mumbai or Chennai. Migrant City is my personal journey - to understand what makes folks choose BLR their home.
Kuthe chala? Ghari. Shu lagli. Mala baher jayechay. Kana khali Ganpati kadhin. Husband told me to tell you guys- this is all the Marathi he’s learned so far.
Renewed my "licence to complain" for 5 more years.
Travelled more than 1500 kms to ensure that my hometown doesn't end up with a fascist representative in the Lok Sabha. Voting done ✅
Day 2 of swimming: 1. Learnt how to float. (Wtf!!! Y'all have been doing this?) 2. Got a cold 🤪 so made these air-fried bread sticks, mom's recipe of tomato soup and a cheese grill.
this is for 2500 rupees next time a man asks me to split a bill i'll throw all my vitamins and supplements on his face
Someone should make a support group for freelancers who work at the intersection of creativity x tech.
@heydambis I would have loved to! But Im shifting with my partner abhi 🙊 we can be neighbours though 😂
Very millennial of me (I know) but… What does a successful PR career look like in a fully remote environment? Genuinely asking.
Work is done for the day and this boy is off to make egg bhurji for the eggetarian mother.
Full conversations will be put on YouTube once I collate enough stories.
This video features a dear friend Nisja. She moved to Bengaluru - specifically HSR - from a remote village in Assam in the early 2000s to join NIFT. Her story is about resilience, about embracing change, and about finding her identity in a metro city.
I have spent 2 years in #Bengaluru now. While I am thankful the opportunities it has given me, I've somehow failed to fall in love with the city like how I did in Mumbai or Chennai. Migrant City is my personal journey - to understand what makes folks choose BLR their home.
I don't wanna hear what Head of Instagram (Mosseri) gotta say anymore unless he gon start addressing why Instagram support is so sh*tty 💩
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Voted against hate today. #Election2024
last orange of the year is waiting to be picked 🤗🥺
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