David @dxvec
south africa Joined May 2014-
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"Allergens: Wheat Gluten" what the fuck is wheat gluten and why's it in my food
[at drs] "How many sexual partners have you had?" [nervously rubs back of neck] "Oh boy. Um, lemme think... all of them."
Me: remember how last week I told u about my fear of clouds? Therapist looking over notes where she's written 'massive fucken weirdo': yes
I prefer natural girl. Dont use a makeup—put some twigs on that face. The most beautiful girl is just covered in twigs and bees. And a tiger
poetry loses its grandeur when you realize there isn't a single combination of words that can make someone love you back
"@TackyZ: After sex and she says what are we? " 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
[Cat Pediatrician] DR: Your son's curiosity levels are dangerously high PATIENT'S MOM: Is there a cure? DR: Haha, I see where he gets it
Just heard some bitch say, "dared-evil is my favourite superhero" bitch you best not be meaning daredevil
[gets bitten by radioactive spider] Me: (weakly) W...will I get superpowers, doc? Doctor: Of course! [to nurse] He has two weeks to live.
Imagine how good life would be if you bought a bag of lays and actually found more than 3 chips.
When you find out someone doesn't like you
Grammar isn't just grandpa's wife.
Saw yo gurl has the same load shedding schedule as me now she's my gurl
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Jessss♡ @jessyuys
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Muhammad (@Hafiifii) @DJscream_21
571 Followers 2K Following ~Ocean and Nature Lover~Let's live tonight, like fireflies and one by one , light up the sky…👻SC:muhammad-h
Tay Dawg @TaayyKriel
676 Followers 1K Following Yo, I'm Tayla. I enjoy the beach, sunshine & good vibes. I love bacon more than life itself. #teamfollowback :D Instagram - taykriel
Alex @bookshelfalex
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Tayla Mackinnon @MissTayMac
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chelss. @chelss_19
15 Followers 53 Following Baltimore Orioles ! wild wonder. mixed race, bae. I love my boy ♡ ig: chels322
savannaha rossouw @savannaha_06519
38 Followers 141 Following
kiara. ♡ bands. @KiaraLovesBands
17 Followers 50 Following Well, first of all, you should follow me. 2nd, I love bands, any bands. But I love bring me the horizon ♡
♥Holly Palmer♥ @hollypalmer_08
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damian smith @damian_smith11
145 Followers 386 Following If you train hard you'll not only be hard you'll be hard to beat!
Jεηα 🇬🇧❤�... @JenzKSch
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Amber Mendes @AmberAMendes
32 Followers 59 Following Those who don't believe in magic will never find it
asanda zulu. ♎ @Asazulu14
166 Followers 363 Following My friends tell me that I'm quite funny. insta - @asanda_zulu
Kayla @kaylz_anne
407 Followers 902 Following The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion
Dylan Diaz @Dy1anDia3
32 Followers 84 Following Dylan, 16, Arctic Monkeys and Warpaint are basically my life.Trends for United States
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