EB Beavew @ebeavew

@MythicPicnic wondering if there is a market for personal finance poetry.

You turn my heart into ash and to rage/show your cards before you show your age/but I put up with cause let's face it I'm in love. From "Keep Me in Your Heart (til you find a better place)" #NaPoWriMo

@Cmposko x.com/Cheeseboy22/st…

Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22

9 years ago

People say I should read more books, but sometimes I leave the closed captioning on while I watch Netflix, so I feel that is enough.

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Tweets likes this are the reason I follow writers on Twitter. Poets are even better. Musicians are slightly worse. x.com/jack_lonesome/…

Making burgers on the griddle and listening to the @BobsBurgersFOX soundtrack is transcendental. #liftinguptheskirtofthenight

I have no opinion on cheese or Gwyneth Paltrow, but this was good. x.com/BrianneKohl/st…

Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl

11 years ago

Why hate on Gwyneth Paltrow when she says things like she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese? More cheese for us! Less crack tho.

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@41Strange Cool, but I think I still prefer Shirime.... God what is wrong with me?

@mcarphil @TheRS500 "jesus send some good women to save all your clowns"

is there a name for this literary technique: "they marched in formation, without information"? #writingtips #writingcommunity

I've been grinding out good health and bad dreams; and can't decide between cocaine or caffeine; You know in my opinion, the obvious choice isn't always the better one. #ThursdayThoughts

Me: are the dishes in the dishwasher clean or dirty? Wife: I've been treating them as clean. Me: why haven't you emptied it? Wife: I've been emptying it as needed.

My 9 year old nephew: "I only like Chinese food if it has taquitos" Me: that's Mexican food. Racist, ignorant, or idiot kid? @yoisthisracist @YesYoureRacist

Accurately me 20% of the time. x.com/shereenwhy/sta…

Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl

11 years ago

Why hate on Gwyneth Paltrow when she says things like she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese? More cheese for us! Less crack tho.

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Fucking humans. Will the robots take over already?

Client cancels last minute. I bill them (per the previously established cancellation policy). Why do I feel like an asshole? Why do I feel like their life/plans/schedule is more important than mine? Jesus.

don't know where to give credit, but thank you to whoever found the music for episode 6 of @HMonHBO, Volta Jazz (Djougou Toro) has rocked my musical world..... nice work @HBO, @lizful

White people don't wake up each morning thinking about being white. Cant remember which one of you said it, but thank you for saying it @ChairmanGao @ANDREWTI @danharmon

I'm writing songs in the car, on a child sized @DeanGuitars, electric guitar. #CarGuitar

@fyeahdinosaurs it's all yours

They were little un-dead dinosaurs. Zombie dinosaurs. Zombie-vampire-werewolf-dinosaurs. T-rex with fangs and hair and a taste for brains. But other dinosaur brains. What a terrible terrible idea.