Edd @eddsimps0n
London Joined November 2011-
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Big thank you to @venatusmedia for celebrating sports day with us!
Sometimes, all I need to do to feel better about myself, is have Question Time on quietly in the background and pretend I’m listening to it.
independent.co.uk/news/world/aus… What a complete and utter Australian pig ledge @Fuckingledge
I hope I'm not the only Arsenal fan who feels like they're losing their mind right now...
One day word will spread through the insect community that my bedroom is a rough area. Another hero about to learn the hard way here, prick.
Science takes things apart to see how they work. Religion puts things together to see what they mean @rickygervais, your thoughts?
*colleague comes back for something at hometime* - 'Morning fella' - premiere league bants
"Kim Jong-un has rockets on standby." - Joke's on him, really. Leaving appliances on standby costs the average household £86 per year.
It's a bank holiday weekend over month end and quarter end, the perfect storm!
metro.co.uk/2013/03/07/dru… yum yum fried hamster!
So far no big campaign disasters have happened since I gave up checking IOs for lent. Or if they have, no-one's given a shit.
Two hour meeting re: the sales team's plans for a Harlem Shake video. Feels like we're in a good place
guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/i… spend your afternoon viewing London from the Shard #bringonfivethirty
'Bob' might be my new role model. He's an inspiration to all lazy and/or enterprising people everywhere. m.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16/dev…
campaignlive.co.uk/news/1165815/r… Who's going to be the first person to get Ronaldo to go to the Griffin?
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Richie Bell @aBoyCalledBell
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Bill MacLachlan @bill_maclachlan
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My idiot client @My_idiot_client
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Mono @notesnottaken
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3K Followers 3K Following Will compromise all integrity, self-respect and morals for lunches, nights out and iPads. Skiing jollies are also gladly received. Or you're off the plan.
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113 Followers 500 Following
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756K Followers 884 Following Hello. @AskPaddyPower for queries. Followers must be 18+ https://t.co/shdmSRNQGf
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Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar
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Danny Dyer @MrDDyer
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Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1
5K Followers 91 Following Good morning one, good morning all and welcome to Twitter. My name is Richie Benaud and you can call me the Doyen of cricket. Parody
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1.1M Followers 49 Following New UK and IRE tour. Don't tell the algorithm. Get your tickets👇
Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall
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Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr
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Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86
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Richie Bell @aBoyCalledBell
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Mike Dewhirst @m1kedew
213 Followers 61 Following Founder @ Evolve Dynamics; CTO @ Match2One; father, husband, technologist, rockclimber, freediver, inventor, UAV pioneer, maker.
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
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Louis Theroux @louistheroux
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Tom Todhunter @tdhntr
57K Followers 133 Following Once voted the worst thing ever to happen to the internet.
My idiot client @My_idiot_client
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Amobee @amobee
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Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Jonathan Milne @jmilne
1K Followers 842 Following Tech company exec & advisor. Love technology, Arsenal and my family.
Severn Bore Inn @severnboreinn
80 Followers 173 Following
Mono @notesnottaken
128 Followers 312 Following
LBi Display @LBiDisplay
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RAPP UK @RAPP_UK
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Blue449 (old handle) @blue_449
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media_grad @media_grad
596 Followers 146 Following I'm a young and hungry grad at my first ever media agency. I want to give the world a true insiders view on my exciting new career - anonymously. Enjoy.
Completeledge @Fuckingledge
11K Followers 455 Following Target smasher. Master cocksman. Send me your bikini snaps at [email protected]. Fuck you very much
Dropbox @Dropbox
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