elaina @elainacs
in my perpetual flop era writing Joined January 2021-
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sometimes your soulmate is a 47 year old man from the national
My one complaint, otherwise loved it
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my favorite scene from Dune 2
bread lowkey gets moldy too fast... i have a life
“what if i flop?” oh, but my darling, what if you slay?
Pro-tip: if you want to get a girl to talk to you, start talking to her about things she likes instead of saying weird sexual shit. Hope this helps!
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Finally, a usable definition of autofiction
Look at you. Born to write poems, forced to write emails, doomed to write tweets. It's despicable.
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*John Lennon voice* Imagine there’s no dragons
If you are graduating in May you have lived through events like the Afghanistan War (ages 0-19), the Iraq War (ages 1-12), the Financial Crash (age 6), and the Covid-19 pandemic (ages 17-22). You may know people who have died in school shootings, of fentanyl overdoses, or Covid.
A generation that has grown up in peace and prosperity jonesing for the rush of having their own version of the 1960s, and looking desperately to shoehorn every cause into a replay of what they think their boomer grandparents were doing
not him writing the fully formed chorus of i hate it here from the other room
It may seen like I complain a lot but I really can't stress how much I hate it here...
FLORIDA!!! i feeeel so highhhh schooool for so long londonnn and for a fortnight there we were WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME and when he’s written mine on my upper thigh that’s that me espresso
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born to relate to so high school but forced to relate to the prophecy
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you know how to ball i know aristotle
Me when I look between V and N on a keyboard