A crush is just a lack of information.
i think every girl should be allowed to be a little bit delusional
oh, but when i was a bustling fishing port nobody cared
Starting to flirt with men and realizing how easy it is after three years of exclusively flirting with women has me feeling like Goku coming out of the hyperbolic time chamber
enough sad poems romanticizing what was ultimately not that deep. i’m gonna write a poem about that squirrel that pressed its nuts against my second story window.
“best friends to lovers is so boring” NO.. YOU are
are you “not a relationship type person rn” or do you not like the idea of the person you’re dating being justified in their getting mad/upset with you?
Wordle 209 4/6
started this today and i’m in shock with myself lol
mercury and venus about to both be in gatorade and i’m about to act so out of pocket for those couple of weeks. watch your back.
“but amanda, aren’t you concerned that [insert professional person here] follows you?”
no. not really at all. you think a bird app is a place for composure? these are mostly people who have read my writing and that shit’s much more unhinged and personal than what i post.
why do you as a man think you can judge me for believing in astrology when you literally have a fake football team that competes against other fake teams? at least planets are real.
i don’t like literate men
what do you mean you have narrow feet? a gust of wind could knock you over? not me. i’ve got fat fucking feet. i’m a beast on balance beam.
sir you got butterflies in your stomach when that man bought you a drink. you enjoyed it. that’s why you won’t shut up about it.
jonathan just made a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch i cannot make this shit up
the b-roll on queer eye sends me every single time. there’s something fundamentally camp about jonathan pretending to type on a macbook and karamo just touching a pride flag and driving in the middle of two lanes.
make sure to remove the seeds from your tomatoes. that’s what makes them spicy.
august by taylor swift and the louvre by lorde give me the same feeling and that feeling makes me want to decompose
some days i post my silly little poems in the discord and my silly little friends cheer me on like i just did a big yawn
adult men visit their moms for the holiday and come back with a haircut
2022 is for having deeply uncomfortable instagram dm conversations with a girl you met once in order to clear a friend’s name like she’s a witness on the stand
anyone else preliminary mad about nye? i’m just getting bad vibes from her this year.
A fun thing about having a chronic illness is that it can be like, "Hey, I know you've got plans but...no you don't."
the shorter the person, the better the voice actor
“you showed me colors you know i can’t see with anyone else” - taylor swift
@kellyhannah the way this would give me an anxiety attack if i was watching you wrap this