jacøb @ron_donson
😵💫 Joined January 2020-
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i hate grad students what do you mean “i have homework” you’re 25
"said OO Girl!! shocked me like an electric eel!"
Chinese basketball coach (beaming with pride): Get ready to learn English, buddy
She goin Dumbledore she the head master
girl….. get a hold of yourself
girl….. get a hold of yourself
When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯
ever since i was young i knew i wanted to be on the computer
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when there’s a minor inconvenience
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Ooo Girl!! Shock me like an electric eal!!! Haha MGMT-Electric Feel has been playing in my head all day!
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This film series has octopus people
Speaking of this, this is the perfect meme for right-wing weirdos who get upset when black actors are cast in fantasy series
This film series has octopus people
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They don’t want you to know that she was totally right here
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we do, yeah
the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?
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