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Also only one of these is actually longer than I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me, which is only their second-longest song title lol
I’ve already seen like 3 versions of this joke but
I have 4/5ths of a communication master’s now so I can say with some expertise that this is definitely an effective way of convincing people to pay you for ad placement
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the first season of this show is pretty much perfect television
Amazon just added what I think is a show with one of the best pilots/strongest first seasons - UNreal - that hardly anyone saw. It’s a fictional show about the staff/crew of The Bachelor written by someone who used to produce it. It’s so smart/feminist/awful in the best way.
@caityweaver Immaterial from the Met is pretty great for this
@knowledge_fight out-of-context drop in real life vibes on this thread
My Favorite Things xkcd.com/2758
@queerplantain I just pulled this one up to listen to at work and there are so many awesome tracks I had completely forgotten about, will have to do a comprehensive Putamayo catalog listen now haha
Ed Sheeran albums • Elon’s kids’ names 🤝 Running out of symbols to use
Ed Sheeran reveals to Rolling Stone that he has at least five more albums in mind with another category of symbols, after already completing the main math symbols with his first five album titles.
me in ap physics, c. 2015
Ed Sheeran reveals to Rolling Stone that he has at least five more albums in mind with another category of symbols, after already completing the main math symbols with his first five album titles.
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