Eleanor Galley @els161

• @NelsGArt1 • Liverpool, England Joined January 2011

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ً @TweetXan_

5 years ago

They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

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Eleanor Galley @els161

5 years ago

@Scroobiuspipyo @OffMenuOfficial @sarahkcomedy @EdGambleComedy 😂

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dana donnelly @danadonnelly

5 years ago

it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

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Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry

6 years ago

‘The Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life Jane’ speech from Come Dine with Me but it’s performed by an Indie band.

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Robin van Persie @Persie_Official

6 years ago

El Matador 🏹 🔥

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Eleanor Galley @els161

7 years ago

@alxandertaylor Happy birthday 🥳

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7 years ago

@Missguided 🥥

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8 years ago

@Missguided 423

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8 years ago

@gracefituk you need to call your clothing brand hypothetical

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Eleanor Galley @els161

8 years ago

@SadieeJanee Exactly!

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8 years ago

Why does every hotel around the word have verbena scented shampoo/conditioner/shower gel? Walking around smelling like potpourri.

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8 years ago

@gracefituk Ffs I’m cabbage cob loaf 😣 why is my life like this?!

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Nichu @NijaanthT

8 years ago

It’s 2008. Your teacher gives you a history assignment. You finish writing- but it’s not complete. You brush it with a damp tea bag, and burn the edges. You submit your artifact. Life is good.

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I had a nap before I went to bed to get me in the mood to go to sleep but I accidentally went to sleep and then woke up and gave myself jetlag and I might need to take another nap now to try to get to sleep to sleep off my jetlag so tomorrow I won’t need a nap.

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Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk

8 years ago

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

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Louis Theroux @louistheroux

8 years ago

I have a dog-pelgänger!

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Teleri Owen @TeleriOwen

8 years ago

*minor inconvenience happens* Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it OH MY CHRIST! MICK!! MICHAEL!!