Mark @emelvee
Mostly (all original!) dad jokes Burlington, NC Joined April 2009-
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@HayesForSheriff We went there when we lived in Franklin County!
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@Scouting_Col @TheAndyKatz Can't wait to watch Jevon Hill
@monkey85866 @Didi_Ramone But with tiny bread /Nigel Tufnel
Anyone have some palm tree leaves? Asking for a frond
I am scheduled to talk to a group today, but didn't write anything down. I am speechless.
First Class all the way for me! Off to send off that birthday card right now.
Roasted some dogs last night. The golden retriever laughed, but the Chihuahua seemed to be offended.
It's about time someone recognizes my power, authority, social rank and honor. I'm getting my crown next week! I have to find an appropriate way to thank my dentist.
@TheBabylonBee I would certainly expect it to be #2
@kimKBaltimore To be fair, Kim sets a high standard for attractiveness
@SoraTakedaUwU @libsoftiktok New York State's poverty rate is around 14% (in 2023 at least). New York City's is close to 25%
@usdmbbguy I have no problem with this. I wish the Cyclones a successful post season.
@CoachBlount25 Welcome to Alcala Park! It sounds like you're a great fit to lead USD Men's Basketball. I'm a 1987 USD grad and have been following the Toreros since arriving in San Diego in the fall of 1983.
@CoachBlount25 USD 1987 grad and loyal Toreros follower (especially MBB and Football) here. Welcome to USD!
@MiniHoopsAlert @Southlandish_ @WCCSG_ @A10Talk @MACBarstool @SSN_SoCon @SSN_WCC @FunBeltPC @MWCBarstool @soconpulse Go Catamounts and Go Toreros!
I like lemon, but not as much as lime. For me, lemons are sublime.
To anyone that thinks I'm not a rebel: I put my coffee on my end tables and put the coffee table at the end of the sofa.
I bought a reversible jacket. Actually, all of my clothes are reversible! Most just look funny if you wear them inside out.
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Josh @_rkba
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Kara Beth @karab28
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W-S Monthly magazine @WSmonthly
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San Diego Basketball ... @usdmbbguy
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Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine
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Ross Hayes @HayesForSheriff
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Dan Bongino @dbongino
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