Phill Shaw Comedian @Phillosophy
Est. 1971, Critical Thinker not R, D, F, or other political affiliation #goPanthers #keepPounding Elk Park North Carolina Joined April 2009-
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"If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country" He's taken a political party and transformed it into a cult of political violence & chaos. The only way to stop the madness is to vote against him in Nov.
Many people are celebrating St Patrick’s Day today and tomorrow. Check in on your dwarf friends. This is a dangerous weekend for them
Sure, fuck Joe Biden - but if Trump wins don't say we didn't tell you so. Because we did loud and fucking clear.
@LqLana For Trump to say out loud that he didn't know this woman, at her funeral, was the shadiest thing he could've come up with.
Thought I was the Avatar but I can only bend the air from my ass and water from my penis; I still need to master 2 more elements… #Avatar #TheLastAirbender
It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ timber!! -Pitbull
It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ timber!! -Pitbull
Always with us. #AW5 💙
Holy SHITBALLS!!! Inside Alaska Airlines 1282 after a “plug” failed… Literally sucked the shirt off a young kid and right out the plane… reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…
Much appreciated to be appreciated year-round @bertkreischer ( except on Memorial Day; reserved for those who gave all - but the other 364 👍)
Much appreciated to be appreciated year-round @bertkreischer ( except on Memorial Day; reserved for those who gave all - but the other 364 👍)
With their latest win, Panthers tickets expected to available for $1.45 for next home game!!
Dear family, do not think for a single second when you hear me downstairs by myself, that I "feel lonely" and "want some company."
You can do better @Accredo… On-line customer service can be challenging but you can learn from the pros - @AmazonHelp @BestBuySupport @dominos @Google @peetscoffee @SouthwestAir @XboxSupport @Zappos and many others… Currently, I would be hard pressed to recommend your service
You can do better @Accredo… On-line customer service can be challenging but you can learn from the pros - @AmazonHelp @BestBuySupport @dominos @Google @peetscoffee @SouthwestAir @XboxSupport @Zappos and many others… Currently, I would be hard pressed to recommend your service
When you looked and saw only one set of footprints, that is where I was out seeking legal counsel about my risk of being associated with you, my son.
A worldie from @kerwinvargas_ 💥 Sensational.
Admin wants to know if it’s ok if we post a goal video because it’s really cool...
WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE PLAYOFFS!! #ForTheCrown
The dumbest thing I’ve read here all morning but it’s still early…
The dumbest thing I’ve read here all morning but it’s still early…
Wrong; one receives Foreign Aid the other receives Domestic Aid…
Wilson @WilsonsWorld
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Joe Giuliano @Giulzrulz72
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Wilson @WilsonsWorld
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333 Followers 197 Following 2019: @queencitynerve’s best pop up. 2021/22 😷 Stay tuned! Pop Up Market with stuff for Dudes & the people who love them! Vintage! Handmade! Found! #DudeCLT
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18K Followers 1K Following Witty hippie bitch who loves weed almost as much as a bearded dad ☮️ ❤️ https://t.co/iLPii6WmQx![Announcer- RadioGuy [WBT AM/FM Charlotte, NC] ...Estes Park, Colorado native. Music Fanatic-Eclectic](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/528589697233063938/FKhDcnPo.jpeg)
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Calypso Glassworks @CalypsoGlasswo3
2 Followers 5 Following I find glass-art a seductive and challenging medium and is an endless art for creativity!
Im so satisfied with how much it moves now 🤤🤤🤤
Just know, all those fake accounts they create of me can never capture my true stupidity
I Truly don’t care how you feel about anything I say…. You should know that by now… Please UNFOLLOW.
I’m so ready for liveeeee tomorrow ☺️
My beautiful wife surprised me for my 3 year sobriety "birthday". I don't talk about it much as I don't want to sound "preachy". I'm incredibly grateful to be on this path and present. Thank you for all your support and kindness.
Go outside and socialize?? No thanks I’m too busy decorating my room all spooky like so maybe the ghost upstairs will come hang out
Exhibit A
This is the only thing I wear to bed ;)
It’s probably about time I get new glasses
No matter how far you run the hillbilly will always catch up to you
@Littlerastaman @ellexxaurus Where did I call myself fat?….
Look how pretty I feel today ☺️☺️☺️
I can’t wait to be completely in love with somone and have random naked lazy days where we just enjoy each other’s presents and fuck a crap ton threw out the day 😩💦
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