jasper @entropyrocks

ftm. sometimes i’m funny Indiana Joined June 2009

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jasper @entropyrocks

11 months ago

why people so offended when i say i don’t like midsommar. i’m allowed to not like things. LET ME NOT LIKE THINGS.

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The pokeball throwing for dynamax pokemon in #pokemongo sucks. three quarters of the time my pokeball curves, even when i throw it straight, or it just falls flat. it’s like trying to throw a regular size pokeball across a golf course.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

umm, #Duolingo?? Explain.

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

a year ago

Who raises their thumb at a gravesite?

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

I was just looking what #Neopets stories there were on #AO3 😳

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a year ago

I am now. i still don’t know the nitrate levels in ham though.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

i’m wearing a christmas shirt and socks today because it’s the one time of the year i’m in a christmas mood: randomly in july.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

Hey @paramountplus how can you say all the NCIS-verse is on Paramount+ when not even all of #JAG is on there? That’s where NCIS CAME FROM!! Am very upset. :(

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

the shirt choice and location are entirely coincidental @MurderSmall #subway

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a year ago

please add me and let me be in elite raids, i want a mega rayquaza. #pokemongo

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary (my Twitter anniversary, thanks for the auto-tweet there. but dang my account is old)

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

doing well with my reading challenge.

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a year ago

oh no!! even this little guy is grey!! #neopets

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CONSEQUENCE @consequence

a year ago

Remembering O.J. Simpson with 11 minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting all over him.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

Listening to #ScaredToDeath podcast and: “It’s like she was possessed.” *radio turns itself on, full blast, for two seconds, then turns off* I think that’s enough of that today.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

what’s going on in the bazar? #neopets

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

i very recently learned people add milk to scrambled eggs and was confused.

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a year ago

i very recently learned people add milk to scrambled eggs and was confused.

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jasper @entropyrocks

a year ago

OF COURSE IT’S CHADRICK #neopets

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2 years ago

We get it, Kelly, your husband’s got a big schlong! #onlinereviews

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jasper @entropyrocks

2 years ago

Paternal: her smile. the spoon collection she had. and the last thing i remember her saying, before she died a month before i turned 10. maternal: how mean she was to me 😂