dadpression @Dadpression
Writer, dad, person with feelings. Providing parenting updates from the field. hope.com Michigan Joined March 2014-
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I used to want to be a Hollywood animation writer sold some stuff. Good times. If I could do it over, I'd work on something that mattered like @TuttleTwinsTv. Great show. Watch with your kids.
I used to want to be a Hollywood animation writer sold some stuff. Good times. If I could do it over, I'd work on something that mattered like @TuttleTwinsTv. Great show. Watch with your kids.
When you Godzilla marathon too hard.
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Rule of thumb: if you don't know what is, it's probably a bad idea to eat it.
Rule of thumb: if you don't know what is, it's probably a bad idea to eat it.
I took German in HS. Some German in college. I'm not great, but enough that I totally understand the bad guys in Indiana Jones. Half the curriculum was: "Never again! Never again!" Turns out the people in charge there are big fans of "again".
I took German in HS. Some German in college. I'm not great, but enough that I totally understand the bad guys in Indiana Jones. Half the curriculum was: "Never again! Never again!" Turns out the people in charge there are big fans of "again".
Most people take themselves too seriously. You aren’t important. Your job is almost certainly not important. However, being a parent is very important. It’s by far the most significant responsibility the vast majority of us will ever have. Treat it that way.
I hate to break this to you SportsCenter but Coco Gauff was not “soaking it all in” at this moment. She was praying. She has been very open about her Christian faith in the past. It seems pretty obvious what she is doing here.
I hate to break this to you SportsCenter but Coco Gauff was not “soaking it all in” at this moment. She was praying. She has been very open about her Christian faith in the past. It seems pretty obvious what she is doing here.
New way to annoy wife just dropped!
New way to annoy wife just dropped!
All the shark that's fit to jump.
All the shark that's fit to jump. https://t.co/cASHVFQ072
Two fish get to talking. The first says "Wow the water's great today!" The second says "What's water?" Take the time to figure out the "boring," things that effect you. Teach your kids to as well. wtfhappenedin1971.com
Two fish get to talking. The first says "Wow the water's great today!" The second says "What's water?" Take the time to figure out the "boring," things that effect you. Teach your kids to as well. wtfhappenedin1971.com
my number one priority with my kid(s) is to teach them that trying is cool i will not let them be psyopped into nihilism
Yes, turns out this IS why I moved out of the city.
Yes, turns out this IS why I moved out of the city.
Bitcoin Beers w/@Dadpression - Lameness of Bitcoin Twitter - Bear market mood - Sovereignty open.spotify.com/episode/13WawN…
Look below the headline. Imagine giving this article as a gift.
Scientific proof of why women live longer. 😮
The school district we moved from in CA was in the process of getting rid of advanced classes. Administration can't be criticized over distribution of desirable results if they just block all desirable results.
The school district we moved from in CA was in the process of getting rid of advanced classes. Administration can't be criticized over distribution of desirable results if they just block all desirable results.
I had to fix this as well.
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Young Americans are mad. (it takes a drop of 50% viewership for the MSM to figure out what we’ve known for 10 years)
"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
@SMB_Attorney This, and grab Never Pay The First Bill book
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Hey dad--what was it like growing up without a smart phone? Me:
Body transfer illusion is the illusion of owning a part of a body other than one's own. This is the famous rubber hand experiment and it tricks your brain. [📹 Adley and Story House Media]
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A must-watch. Incredible work @NSmolenski
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Jawline pride is making a comeback. Bullish.
1/ Michael @saylor's "Digital Hotel" is a metaphor for a Bitcoin lending platform. In a future of scarce bitcoins, liquidity will be paramount. $MSTR will be incentivized to build tools and platforms that virtually eliminate lending risk. Here's how... 🧵
I get these questions all the time... - Does Mewing work? - What's the Science behind it? - What actually makes a face attractive? - How do surgery and braces affect your face? I've collected all my ideas into one video to prove how and why you can improve your health and…
90s kids will remember this
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