Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara

SAHM. Wife. Optimist. Maniacal. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Michigan Joined March 2014

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Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara

a month ago

“Beware the Ides of March” -me, wishing my teen good luck on their final exams

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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

a month ago

I’m thinking of becoming bougie and horrible for a season or two.

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Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses

a month ago

I read somewhere that babies can recognize their mom's voice from just one syllable and totally unrelated, but I just realized how many syllables my favorite four-lettered words have. Fuck.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

2 months ago

11-year-old: What are you doing? Me: Watching a movie. 11: A movie with subtitles? Me: Yeah. 11: Why do you hate fun?

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

2 months ago

Me: *making a turkey sandwich and carefully cutting off the crust* Husband: It’s ok, hun. I’ll eat the crust. Me: This is for the dog. Husband: Of course it is.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 months ago

I’m more of a moonlight savings kind of guy.

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cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa

2 months ago

just got destroyed by an 8 year old in monopoly who, at the end, said to me “everything you worked so hard for, i took away, and it made me feel good”

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 months ago

Remember when you were a kid and you would sing “head shoulders knees and toes” and now it’s just a list of things that hurt.

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That Mom Tho @mom_tho

2 months ago

losing one hour of existential dread

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National Park Service @NatlParkService

2 months ago

TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 months ago

Nice try Daylight Savings, but we already lose hours of our lives here every day.

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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy

2 months ago

When we pack for a trip my wife basically moves out.

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DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay

2 months ago

“Wow mom! You look so pretty today!” We don’t have to do this…what do you want?

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Parenting Presently (The Mom Hack) @presentparent_

2 months ago

When my 1yo wakes me up at 5am tomorrow it will actually be 6am and damnit that’s still too early

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I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

2 months ago

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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meghan @deloisivete

2 months ago

Petition to limit our kids to $2/lost tooth, we can say it’s from the twoth fairy

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Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

2 months ago

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

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Mary @AnniemuMary

2 months ago

Heads up, I’m gonna be pissed off tomorrow.

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Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

2 months ago

What’s it like having teenage boys? They pour a huge bowl of cereal, while you’re making dinner, without breaking eye contact.

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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

2 months ago

Me: What's your Wi-Fi password? Optometrist: It's the very bottom line of that eye chart. Me: You sick sonofabitch.

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Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

introvert. Husband. Dad of 3.

bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83

My links!
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seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Trey @treydayway

41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

NicholasG @Dad_At_Law

23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*

freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

Mary @AnniemuMary

9K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/1w8sFLNHQ1

https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

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That Mom Tho @mom_tho

47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6

SpacedMom @copymama

25K Followers 3K Following Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses

Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

39K Followers 2K Following enjoying every moment

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Nelson @Nelson777822249

3 Followers 17 Following kind and gentle

Lucas Kenny @kenny__lucas

37 Followers 2K Following I'm optimistic and warm and see everyday as a new beginning to life.

Jose @redbulljosee

35 Followers 307 Following This is my only account Leo ♌️ 📍 Little Rock Arkansas

♡ Eve ♡ @evecullen610

29K Followers 9K Following gently, touch me with your words (my tweets...my words)© •she/her• #oneforever

HunnyHiive @HunnyHiive

298 Followers 1K Following Tasks of Parenting is WILD FYI you're not alone on the journey.

travis @badwolf_4280

36 Followers 229 Following 🔥NOT FOR EVERYONE 🔥

Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles

5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost

Walter Philip @Misterphil37430

20 Followers 178 Following Making memories, leaving footprints.

Emily Mei @Icenissan198480

14 Followers 2K Following Gods determine what you're going to be。

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14 Followers 614 Following

david eskin @EskinDavid

77 Followers 71 Following also known as Soloiceman1971 on Xbox live

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

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467 Followers 7K Following

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8 Followers 16 Following

Michael Taylor @gs11259069

72 Followers 342 Following #ATLANTA dad of two boys

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Interpol Is Connecting Over 195 Countries For A Safer World. Don’t Hesitate To Report Serious Cyber Abuse Or Suspicious Activities

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Rostyslav Ivan🇺�.. @RostyslavIvan

136 Followers 880 Following Good hearted and fun to be with.

Mykhailo Boyan @Mykhailo_Boyan1

519 Followers 2K Following Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory. Victory to UKRAINE 🙏🙏🇺🇦🇺🇦

Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie

28K Followers 3K Following Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.

Jayden Hänni Hayward.. @JaydenH193310u

111 Followers 3K Following Ich gebe Dinge weiter, die ich durch meine Stiftungsarbeit und andere Interessen gelernt habe.

lynnette schwartz @flash888

38 Followers 333 Following Wife, Mom, Gramma and giver of advice no one listens to.

You have a right to data privacy. We support that right and give you the tools to escape government and corporate surveillance. Your data is your data.

Parallel Communicatio.. @Parallel_Comms

580 Followers 2K Following You have a right to data privacy. We support that right and give you the tools to escape government and corporate surveillance. Your data is your data.

Terra @TerraLovesAll

23 Followers 90 Following I love to read - fiction & non-fiction. Gardening - Flowers, herbs & veggies. I crochet. I love animals, cats in particular.

Kris @Kaptain_Krispie

16K Followers 14K Following Headstrong and driven. Fascinated by talent and The Arts. usually plays nice.

Elon musk 🚀🚀🚀 | Spacex .CEO&CTO 🚔| https://t.co/YMdJkGERVw and product architect 🚄| Hyperloop .Founder of The boring company 🤖|CO-Founder-Neturalink, OpenAl

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218 Followers 5K Following Elon musk 🚀🚀🚀 | Spacex .CEO&CTO 🚔| https://t.co/YMdJkGERVw and product architect 🚄| Hyperloop .Founder of The boring company 🤖|CO-Founder-Neturalink, OpenAl

What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. ~ Mark Twain
#Resist
BlueSky:
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Voice of Reason @raggapegs

68K Followers 49K Following What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. ~ Mark Twain #Resist BlueSky: @raggapegs.bsky.social

Susan Younger @suzayo

256 Followers 1K Following KU Alumni Creative Director, UCDA Past President, Certified Animal Nut

Randy Janet @randy37093

15 Followers 268 Following Difficulties are part of life They will come in every way But what counts is your outcome You have your say To fight it all and win And to have the most am

ncbornmale @ncbornmale

681 Followers 2K Following Not here to give money to anyone im from America I don't give what state I live in and I like chatting and seeing real women on here

Blessing on Blessing .. @Lashanna2947111

6 Followers 121 Following 24hr Five star Childcare Monday-Saturday I have programs for parents they do not qualify for title XX. (614)360-6560

GoCal @SteveParodi

649 Followers 4K Following I once said something profound

We create beautiful low cost poster art prints for your home, print & frame them yourself or have them professionally printed on archival paper or canvas.

PosterArtPrintStudio @PosterArtPrint

73 Followers 234 Following We create beautiful low cost poster art prints for your home, print & frame them yourself or have them professionally printed on archival paper or canvas.

Jessie @mommajessiec

77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.

Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur

Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix

43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Trey @treydayway

41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X

Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3

33K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...

I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids

20K Followers 1K Following freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

Mary @AnniemuMary

9K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/1w8sFLNHQ1

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

That Mom Tho @mom_tho

47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6

SpacedMom @copymama

25K Followers 3K Following Writer of freelance copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. / Header by the talented @mommy_cusses

Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4

116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm

@itssherifield @itssherifield

13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK

Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad

15K Followers 974 Following Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!

Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

39K Followers 2K Following enjoying every moment

meghan @deloisivete

20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Poli Sci adjunct prof at GVSU. Mom of a disabled child. Passionate about critical thinking, media literacy, and reasoned discourse.

Sheri Rogers @Sheri_Rogers01

4K Followers 361 Following Poli Sci adjunct prof at GVSU. Mom of a disabled child. Passionate about critical thinking, media literacy, and reasoned discourse.

8/12/17|🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Furious Defender of LGBTQ Rights & Equality|Health Care Advocate|Free Spirit|Two Spirit🌈🌊#TheResistance #BlueTsunami #VoteBlue 🌊#FBaRmy💙

Jamie Raskin @jamie_raskin

173K Followers 3K Following Congressman representing #MD08. Training young organizers with @natldemsummer. My official House of Representatives account is @RepRaskin.

WAYS WE VANISH @okaydonkeymag. RAGNOROK AT THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE @VariantLit. Poetry ed for @TheBoiler_. 3penny, APR, HAD. header by @hackcartoon. he/him

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21K Followers 3K Following WAYS WE VANISH @okaydonkeymag. RAGNOROK AT THE FATHER-DAUGHTER DANCE @VariantLit. Poetry ed for @TheBoiler_. 3penny, APR, HAD. header by @hackcartoon. he/him

Joe @joenahnah

7K Followers 8K Following Husband and Dad working from home, sharing funny stories and little pops of sunshine. Writer, baker, learner, laugher.

Candidate for U.S. Senate. Father, husband, former prosecutor, triathlete, and sometimes comic. California Congressman.

Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff

646K Followers 862 Following Candidate for U.S. Senate. Father, husband, former prosecutor, triathlete, and sometimes comic. California Congressman.

LanaQuest aka RosaSpa.. @LqLana

76K Followers 51K Following Host of YouTube’s The Quest Show - highlighting Dem candidates & news that matters #TheQuestShow #DemsUnited

Ran to represent Houston’s historic 18th in Congress for a bit, now working every day to flip the House. | Relentlessly focused on the future.

Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin

44K Followers 1K Following Ran to represent Houston’s historic 18th in Congress for a bit, now working every day to flip the House. | Relentlessly focused on the future.

Senior editor/reporter at Mother Jones focused on how purveyors of disinformation target communities of women, as well as the merry mix of antivax + politics.

Kiera Butler @kieraevebutler

6K Followers 1K Following Senior editor/reporter at Mother Jones focused on how purveyors of disinformation target communities of women, as well as the merry mix of antivax + politics.

Science integrity consultant, PhD. #ImageForensics Previously @ Stanford and (gasp!) uBiome. She/her. elisabethbik.bsky https://t.co/V4MR7WVHiT 🇳🇱🇺🇸

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Immunologist working on pregnancy at @ImperialCollege | equality and diversity in STEM | she/her | Because VikiLovesNKCells was too long for Twitter

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Arghavan Salles, MD, .. @arghavan_salles

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Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki

128K Followers 153 Following Sundays at 12pm ET and Mondays at 8pm ET on MSNBC.

The Mehdi Hasan Show @MehdiHasanShow

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I’m just here to make 80% of the people laugh and 20% of the people cry.

I confess, I steal memes.

PHD in Snarkology and Masters in Infotainment

CoffeyTimeNews @CoffeyTimeNews

67K Followers 7K Following I’m just here to make 80% of the people laugh and 20% of the people cry. I confess, I steal memes. PHD in Snarkology and Masters in Infotainment

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Dr. Lisa Iannattone @lisa_iannattone

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Emergency Physician, fighter of misfortune and disease; and better indoor air quality w/ @theRavenApp. Can code (badly). Into history/politics/tech/AI. #fella

Kashif Pirzada, MD @KashPrime

45K Followers 4K Following Emergency Physician, fighter of misfortune and disease; and better indoor air quality w/ @theRavenApp. Can code (badly). Into history/politics/tech/AI. #fella

Biologist who knows some math, working in biotech. Publishing on COVID since 2020.
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Arijit Chakravarty @arijitchakrav

11K Followers 1K Following Biologist who knows some math, working in biotech. Publishing on COVID since 2020. https://t.co/rbgumzx7lD https://t.co/WQdxikVnPo

Disney Junior @DisneyJunior

50K Followers 125 Following Where the magic begins! ✨

White House economics reporter for The Washington Post. New John Brown podcast @ https://t.co/fcYKyU9RMG. Jeffrey.stein@washpost.com, Signal: 9178872891.

Jeff Stein @JStein_WaPo

141K Followers 2K Following White House economics reporter for The Washington Post. New John Brown podcast @ https://t.co/fcYKyU9RMG. [email protected], Signal: 9178872891.

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Ashley Aylward @aylwardashleym

191 Followers 272 Following Polling @HITStrat. Let's talk young voters or the latest bravo drama. Previously @JBPritzker, @UChiSurveyLab, @GoucherPoll. she/her. Views are my own

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Congresswoman Chellie.. @chelliepingree

35K Followers 2K Following Organic Farmer 👩‍🌾. Mom of 3. Grandma of 7. Maine islander 🌊. @AppropsDems Interior Ranking Member and member of @HouseAgDems.

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Usually Making Fun of my Husband

Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch

10K Followers 11K Following Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Usually Making Fun of my Husband

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

LadyVader is Five Bir.. @RavenPresser

2K Followers 956 Following Autistic YouTuber, Gamer, and Crazy Bird Lady! Pronouns are she/her.

Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila

414K Followers 190K Following Singer-Songwriter. Foodie. Political junkie. 🇺🇸🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 You can find my music here: https://t.co/RhaMdhtOkp

Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

596K Followers 19K Following Founder of @MomsDemand, Co-founder @Everytown / Board @emergeamerica / Substack https://t.co/yuv4tlDRne

The News-Herald @NewsHeraldMI

7K Followers 2K Following The News-Herald is the official voice of Downriver. Visit us for up-to-the-minute breaking news.

Academic Advisor by day. High School Sports Freelancer by night. Always taking photos 📸 and wearing shoes inappropriate for the weather 🤷🏻‍♀️

Samantha Elliott @Sports_by_Sam

1K Followers 1K Following Academic Advisor by day. High School Sports Freelancer by night. Always taking photos 📸 and wearing shoes inappropriate for the weather 🤷🏻‍♀️

Joan Walsh @joanwalsh

316K Followers 3K Following GOING INACTIVE. Nation writer. Co-author: "Corporate Bullshit." https://t.co/iuPmRBoKpS Producer "The Sit In: Harry Belafonte Hosts The Tonight Show."

David Rothkopf @djrothkopf

303K Followers 7K Following Proud father of J & L, lucky husband of C, CEO, The DSR Network, host, Deep State Radio; most recent book-"American Resistance"; columnist, Daily Beast.

A Hoosier in DC. Married to @monicamedinadc Dad of 3 adults. Tweets are my personal views. #Team46Forever. I no longer post or repost here.

Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain

349K Followers 3K Following A Hoosier in DC. Married to @monicamedinadc Dad of 3 adults. Tweets are my personal views. #Team46Forever. I no longer post or repost here.

Jason Herbert, Ph.D. @HerbertHistory

26K Followers 4K Following History Dragon. Creator of Historians At The Movies & Historians At The Movies Podcast #HATM. Subscribe: https://t.co/G2umMIQ0J9

Washington breaking news correspondent @GuardianUS. News. Books. First book, BROTHERHOOD: WHEN WEST POINT RUGBY WENT TO WAR, published by Godine, 2023.

Martin Pengelly @MartinPengelly

8K Followers 4K Following Washington breaking news correspondent @GuardianUS. News. Books. First book, BROTHERHOOD: WHEN WEST POINT RUGBY WENT TO WAR, published by Godine, 2023.

Journalist | Author | Correspondent New book out in June. You should be a pal and preorder it wesley@wesleyjlowery.com

Wesley @WesleyLowery

626K Followers 11K Following Journalist | Author | Correspondent New book out in June. You should be a pal and preorder it [email protected]

Hakeem Jeffries @RepJeffries

982K Followers 1K Following Brooklyn Congressman. Leader @HouseDemocrats. Work hard. Stay focused. Deliver results #ForThePeople.

National Security Reporter @ForeignPolicy | Send tips, hate mail to robbie.gramer(at)https://t.co/0VSvgqZl1G robbiegramer(at)https://t.co/YV6LSUL6z3

Robbie Gramer @RobbieGramer

43K Followers 4K Following National Security Reporter @ForeignPolicy | Send tips, hate mail to robbie.gramer(at)https://t.co/0VSvgqZl1G robbiegramer(at)https://t.co/YV6LSUL6z3

Marc E. Elias @marceelias

827K Followers 201 Following Founder @DemocracyDocket. Chair @EliasLawGroup. My dog's name is Bode.

Marissa 💚💛 @michimama75

3 weeks ago

My second grader’s homework has me questioning if I passed second grade.

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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

4 weeks ago

I’m this new thing called “focusing on the task at hand.” We’ll see what happens.

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Marissa 💚💛 @michimama75

4 weeks ago

When a parent says they want something more than coffee, but less than cocaine… it’s that high when your kids go back to school after a long break.

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Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife

a month ago

I’m so Irish I was once asked if I was wearing white tights. No, that’s just my skin.

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My Life As Dad @milifeasdad

a month ago

Marriage tip: Never interrupt your wife mid-conversation to tell her stuff like "Always check your tire pressure". Especially when she has a flat tire.

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That Mom Tho @mom_tho

a month ago

husband: so, do you understand this Kate Middleton thing me, eyes wide with excitement to finally deliver my thesis statement: ok, listen up

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I was sitting in my pajamas on my back porch with a cup of coffee. It was nice but I was trying to shake off the sads. So I turned up a song on my phone & just danced. Then suddenly I looked to my left & saw a group of power company workers down the road watching & smiling.

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Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter

a month ago

Anyone claiming Plan B is an abortifacient is willfully ignorant or incapable of understanding some very basic facts

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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire

a month ago

I’m thinking of becoming bougie and horrible for a season or two.

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Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses

a month ago

I read somewhere that babies can recognize their mom's voice from just one syllable and totally unrelated, but I just realized how many syllables my favorite four-lettered words have. Fuck.

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tajacu @tajacu

2 months ago

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar He has the right to remain silent but he lacks the capacity to do it. More money for E. Jeam Carroll 💰💰💰💰

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Sandy @sandiechill

2 months ago

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Are you listening, Robbie Kaplan ? He defamed her again!

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Diane McKenna20 🌻🌊 @Mckenna20Diane2

2 months ago

@lawofruby He feels invincible because he's never really been held liable for anything. He uses other people's money to pay his bills, so fining him isn't exactly punishment.

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Lisa Rubin @lawofruby

2 months ago

@NBCNews In the second Carroll trial, two defamatory statements were at issue, one on June 21, 2019 and other on June 22, 2019. This is Trump’s June 22 statement, which starts with a denial of knowing “who this woman is” and that her story is “a totally false accusation.” 3/

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Lisa Rubin @lawofruby

2 months ago

During a long speech at his rally, attended by @NBCNews, he referenced the $91.63 million bond he posted yesterday to stay enforcement of the $83.3 million judgment Carroll obtained—and said it was “based on false accusations made about me by a woman that I knew nothing about,…

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Lisa Rubin @lawofruby

2 months ago

For those of you wondering how long it would take Donald Trump to defame E. Jean Carroll again, it seems to have happened tonight in Rome, GA. 1/

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your other mom @difficultpatty

2 months ago

Plot twist: I’ve been insufferable way before daylight savings.

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Darla @ddsmidt

2 months ago

So we’ve been saving this hour for four months and we’re going to squander it all in one night? I tell ya, government spending is out of control.

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

2 months ago

11-year-old: What are you doing? Me: Watching a movie. 11: A movie with subtitles? Me: Yeah. 11: Why do you hate fun?

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

2 months ago

Me: *making a turkey sandwich and carefully cutting off the crust* Husband: It’s ok, hun. I’ll eat the crust. Me: This is for the dog. Husband: Of course it is.