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I once said something profound United States Joined February 2012-
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Can anyone recommend something good on Netflix I can listen to while I stare at my phone?
Florida Assistant State Attorney suspended following Okaloosa County DUI crash arrest weartv.com/news/local/flo…
Best performance by sunglasses in a motion picture?
Trump lost: —The popular vote by 7 million —60 court cases —In GOP-controlled states —Before judges he appointed —At the Supreme Court —Recount after recount, in state after state Yet he still doesn’t understand the basic truth: you can’t love your country ONLY when you win.
Me when I see Brad Allen out to eat with his family. #OnePride
Seth McFarland vs Robert Kennedy next.
You can watch this over 1,000 times and it's still hilarious 🤣
his first day of school 🥹🥹🥹
You can’t go to a BOWLING ALLEY, to a restaurant, to work, to the mall, to a grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank. You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a…
Oh no, Tommy Tuberville fell hard.
BREAKING: Remember when Republicans blamed Biden and Pete Buttigieg for East Palestine, Ohio? Remember how a bipartisan bill was proposed in the Senate but 42 of the 49 Republicans refused to vote for it? Biden has just announced that his administration has awarded $1.4…
Trump campaigns in a gun store and is presented with a Glock semi-automatic handgun with his image on it. Ironic, being that under federal criminal indictment, it’s illegal for him to obtain, receive, or purchase a gun.
Filmmaking advice from John Waters today:
Forget Hunter’s laptop! Jared and Ivanka need to be investigated immediately over the $2 Billion Saudi Deal! Do you agree? 🖐️❤️
The moment this terrified pittie sees his family again and runs into their arms 😍
Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. 😡
Rest in Peace, Jim Brown. ✨
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Darla @ddsmidt
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Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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NannyGoat @nancy_goat
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 13K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
Mrs. Fitz @PFitzpa
9K Followers 3K Following Southerner living smack dab in the middle. https://t.co/J3bPg8o2EP
Rich Cromwell @rcromwell4
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Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
217K Followers 108K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
L(assitude) @lmwortho
15K Followers 3K Following yadda yadda, you've heard it all before. My crap: https://t.co/C7L5zdrhTh
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
87K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
Boss B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
bubble girl @JessObsess
18K Followers 1K Following I could have been something great. Winner of the “Best Avi” 10 years in a row. My tweet trophies are covered in dust.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
KattsDogma @KattsDogma
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Kenny BooYah! 🖖�.. @KwikWarren
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NannyGoat @nancy_goat
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Doc @DocAtCDI
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mariana Z @mariana057
110K Followers 38K Following I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. https://t.co/vuTppu9Ipm Resist. NO DMS. https://t.co/NYnPEaUuzV🌊🌊
Stewnami @stewnami
5K Followers 5K Following Problem solver. Idiot. Podcaster @Salty_Language / @thecrazylifepod / https://t.co/noi5xg60c5
Karen From Finance @BoredomDidIt
30K Followers 4K Following It’s Karen. From Finance. https://t.co/FgWGquwDqd
A Life Without Humans @alifewithoutus
14K Followers 55 Following It’s their world | Animals | Nature | Science | Education | Random | Images and videos may be graphic
Lauren Jbara @laurenjbara
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Ollie Bearman @OllieBearman
130K Followers 447 Following Ferrari Driver Academy @InsideFDA 🔴| 2021 ADAC F4 Champion 🏆 | 2021 Italian F4 Champion 🏆
Roady @roadsoda69420
2K Followers 293 Following Addicted to light beer and driving, zyns, and gambling. Not addicted to the left. Trubisky and Fields weren’t the problem
Dan Carney @DanManCarney
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Manuela Lazić @ManiLazic
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Walton Co. Sheriff @WCSOFL
18K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter page of the Walton County Sheriff's Office. In an emergency dial or text 911. Page not monitored 24/7.
CMC trade was robbery @domknowsball
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Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1
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Dancer on Film @DancerOnFilm
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Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss
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Washingtons ghost @hartgoat
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Riley Reid @rileyreidx3
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Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious
4K Followers 3K Following Books, snacks, horror movies, dark humor, cheese, & insanity covered cat by fur. Navy Veteran. She/her #BlackLivesMatter #Pride
LuvMultimedia @PortlazLuv
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cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic
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Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV
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Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly
3.2M Followers 187 Following Crazy clips posted daily. Unbelievable viral videos & more! Viewer discretion is advised.
Sal Gentile @salgentile
13K Followers 1K Following head writer/producer of A Closer Look at @latenightseth. other places to find me: https://t.co/ymx52glvgL, https://t.co/TnrmEqCfUc, https://t.co/UCeaChhKNp
Spencer Raxter @Spenmorax
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(((Jew))) @JoshMalina
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Levin T. Black GSN49e.. @TakesByLevin
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And we're still above ground.
After 5 years & 113 episodes "The Fall Guy" aired its final episode on this date back in 1986. The series starred Lee Majors and originally debuted on November 4, 1981. #80s #80stv #1980s @HeatherThomasAF
Anyone at the game and got video of the heckler in the Pacers-Bucks game?
Can someone pull a One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest on the guy who keeps heckling in the Pacers-Bucks game?
is anyone else hearing this heckler during the Pacers Bucks game
Anyone else watching Bucs and Pacers and enjoying the heckler who's doing a good job of heckling respectfully with no foul language? So the TNT broadcast is not censoring him because there's nothing to censor. Shootout to the fan he's a true high class fan!
Doing a war crime so I can be a visiting fellow at Harvard in 3 yrs
26-year-old Reagan Gray, who is a teacher and children's volunteer at one of Arkansas' biggest churches has been accused of sexually abusing a 15-year-old boy. The boy informed the police that Gray assured him their interactions would not progress beyond oral sex to help him…
No matter the species, kids will be kids..🦍😅
Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
Patrick Bailey WALK-OFF BOMB Stay for the party
Momma was playing lockdown defense
One of the most difficult illusions to understand.
Look how easily Powers pushed Aaron Donald aside holy fk, Raiders got a STEAL.
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@DanRegan_Comedy What if you stopped loading the dishwasher? Would you still be doing it wrong? Asking for myself.
Forget all the Edits you've seen before
Our baby is going through hardtimes pray for his speedy recovery 🙏 ❤
Blue Jays fan caught an Aaron Judge home-run and gave it to a young Yankees fan
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