Walking Outside in Slippers @WalkingOutside
Samantha Taylor | Werking mom | Contributor @SarcasticMommy4 @ParentsMagazine | https://t.co/EQsgMmwcvY walkingoutsideinslippers.wordpress.com California, USA Joined April 2013-
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Just drank straight from the drinking fountain at my work the old-fashioned way. Literally felt like a woolly mammoth partaking at a watering hole and was so scared someone would walk up and see me.
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My teen is taking the SAT today. As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil. She looked at me and said We take it on computers. The air hung quiet between us. Oh I said. Huh I said. It’s the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.
Years ago when I was in my early 20s, my mom had a few drinks in her and broke down crying that she was so tired of being the only one who cared about everything. We chuckled awkwardly at the time. Now, I get it.
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My 14yo not only told me she didn’t like her name, but presented me with a list of alternate names she would have preferred, so good luck expecting parents!
Every time 🥴 Credit: @WalkingOutside
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