Not Another Pinterest Mom @xennial_mom
Geriatric Working Mother, definitely NOT a pinterest mom She/Her, #BLM , #prochoice https://t.co/SLx4RDdVgW Anchorage, AK Joined August 2017-
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Autocorrect replaced bedtime with battle, and I don't know know why it's got to call us out like that
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7: I want pasta salad Me: ok but you also have to have blueberries 7: FINE. But I’m going to eat them FIRST and then pretend like I DIDN’T have blueberries Me: well damn girl, you got me
6: If you get bigger as you get older, you must be really old Me: 6: but you're the most comfortable to cuddle with Me: 6: *cuddles* Me: I'm not even sure how to feel anymore
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My oldest son doesn’t like peanut butter, my youngest son doesn’t like chocolate. I assume someone is coming to revoke my parenting card?
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“Don’t stab momma while she’s driving,”is not a sentence I thought I’d have to say, but here we are.
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I called my child “beautiful girl” and she called me “Dorito girl” and I’m not even mad.
My husband texted asking if we are doing an egg hunt, I said I didn't think so H: oh, 6 just told me to make sure all the eggs were hidden before he wakes up Me: egg hunt it is
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I always used to wonder why middle-aged women were so angry all the time. Now I'm a middle-aged woman and I'm like oh this is why
*Discussing easter candy purchases with Husband *6: Mommy stop trying to make me stop believing in the easter bunny. First, it was leprechauns, now the bunny!!!???
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While 7 is away on spring break with her father, I’m trying to figure out how much to tip the DoorDash driver to deliver food straight to my bedroom.
Sometimes my 6yr old just runs around building things from Lego, rocks, magnets, blankets, or anything... screaming about how it's not gonna work, and I just got to sit back and let it play out Usually it ends with everyone crying
*@ bedtime - presented with snack options 5: what do you think will take me the longest to eat?
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Told my child I was alive in the 80’s and 90’s and her completely rational reaction was to pretend to pass out.
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Me: How does it feel to be 7? Newly 7 year old: I feel taller…and my tummy hurts.
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Nothing really prepares you for when your kid looks you in the eyes and asks… “What’s Goofy supposed to be?”
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Kids these days know “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys from a Febreze commercial and I’ve never felt older…until I started this tweet with “Kids these days”.
Me: I'm definitely having an allergic reaction Autocorrect: I'm definitely having a religious reaction Me: Settle down now
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I called a driver in the school drop off line a moron and 7 very solemnly said… Santa heard that.
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God grant me the audacity of my 7 year old who lost a tooth this morning and then asked me if the tooth fairy would give her a tenner because she yanked it out herself.
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Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
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