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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet

If Mr. Rogers had crippling anxiety. IG: https://t.co/6QNIPEV7wl twitter.com/search?q=from:… Buffalo, NY Joined March 2016
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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

a month ago

Yesterday I gave my boys a choice. They could play any of their electronics/games all day no limits but they would have to take today and Monday completely off of it all. Or keep our normal rules. They played all day. The regret on all of our faces today is priceless please help…

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Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

2 months ago

“How many times do I have to tell you I don’t like scrambled eggs?!” - my 7 year old, who ate scrambled eggs two days ago

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Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78

2 months ago

When I started this account, my son had just turned 9. Tomorrow he’ll be 15. If you think I know more now than I did back then, you’d be wrong.

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

2 months ago

Rival dad next door and his family are moving today. So I'm sitting out front judging his u-haul tetris stacking abilities and giving a disapproving groan when he does something wrong.

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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet

2 months ago

At the hotel pool my 7yo stood in front of a Whirlpool jet and when it filled his swim trunks with water I asked “WHAT’S IN YOUR PANTS?” at which point he got out of the water and showed the entire pool what was in his pants, so apparently I need a new hotel now

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

2 months ago

Please keep my 10 yo in your thoughts and prayers this morning. He has to take a shower and it has "ruined his life's plans".

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

2 months ago

Anybody else's teenager drag their bed comforter all over the house orrrrrrrr?

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That Mom Tho @mom_tho

2 months ago

mom, did you know there are more kids than teachers at my school? -my 7 year old making the best of her public education

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Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_

2 months ago

Me: You were born via c section 7yo: What’s that mean Me: It means they cut my stomach and pulled you out 7yo: Oh I thought they pulled me out of your butt hole

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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet

3 months ago

Last night my 7yo came to my bed at 1am Then to my surprise my 13yo—scared of a noise outside—jumped in too. After investigating I climbed back into bed for a restless crowded sleep. I woke up tired but so happy Because they still need their dad after all

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That Mom Tho @mom_tho

3 months ago

somehow new years day was a month ago but the end of january is still six weeks away help

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

3 months ago

i've taken tomorrow off work to go on a field trip with 10 kids under the age of 14 in Gatlinburg. suddenly i feel like working would be less stressful.

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Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_

3 months ago

My oldest got his driving permit. 1. I’m officially old 2. I might have a panic induced heart attack 3. This is much more emotionally distressing than I thought 4. I’m so proud of him for tackling these new scary things head on

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Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking

3 months ago

17 degrees outside and 6 inches of snow and falling. My day will consist of yelling "CLOSE THE DOOR" every 17 seconds.

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Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_

3 months ago

I didn’t ask to be verbally assaulted by my child today but she just had to use an old lady accent while talking about being born in the 90’s

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Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_

3 months ago

Me: I hate the world Husband: why’s that? Me: because dogs don’t live forever and calculus exists

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4 months ago

fruit stripe gum is being discontinued after 50 years. i'll forever remember you as the most exhilarating 11 seconds of flavor in my life.

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Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet

4 months ago

I’ve never been to a disease-ridden maelstrom of flashing lights, jostling, and crotch-crushing flailing, but I just left my 7yo’s school “neon dance” so I’ve at least been in the neighborhood

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