A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut
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We want to make a 10min animated pilot of Litterbox! Here's what we have so far, but we need your help to make more! kickstarter.com/projects/litte… #LitterboxTV #LitterboxComics
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We are looking for individuals from Central/South FL to volunteer for our team & help with events where we give back to families & communities in need. If interested, contact us at [email protected]
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#comictober2023 Day 1: Ghost 👻 Based on a tweet by @HomeWithPeanut BONUS Panel below! 👇
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We are looking for individuals from Central/South FL to volunteer for our team & help with voter registration as well as other events where we give back to families in need. If interested, contact me at [email protected]
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His life felt like he was holding a losing hand He just kept trying again and again Then his luck began to change He started to see a future and that felt kind of strange
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Reluctant reader tip: The Elephant and Piggie books by Mo Willems are great if you have an early reader who's always saying, "Can YOU just read it to me?" My 6yo and I read them together. He reads the Piggie lines and I read the Gerald lines. Fantastic balance.
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Took my boys to Walmart to buy toys with their own money I worried about slowing the checkout as they counted quarters to buy an RC car and slime But the cashier helped count And the woman behind smiled and said “been there.” I felt supported Sometimes people are the BEST
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If I don’t argue with you about anything, I don’t like you.
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My 14yo didn’t pack deodorant for a week long beach vacation because he *checks notes* didn’t think he’d need it.
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The best advice I've ever received about relationships is marry someone who loves you more than you love them. And I'm glad I did.
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Told my husband I was running late picking up the little, he asked "ideas for dinner" so I told him make something in the fully stocked fridge Long story short, we aren't eating tonight
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My teen said she wants to go to the mall with me so we can spend time together, and then the credit cards in my purse laughed and laughed.
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