Babe Parker 📝 @BabeParker
Producer (@MTV #Vidiots, @GirlCode, @VH1, @FuseTV) Writer (@womenshealthmag / @someecards / Teacher / Comedian instagram.com/babeparker New York, USA Joined May 2010-
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Anyone who uses a sound machine to sleep, and they use the HEARTBEAT sound: are you like a vampire or something? Seriously, what is your deal.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are having such an amazing year together 🎊 but if they wanna know if it’s true love they should spend a year being poor and gross, then it’s a sure thing.
The cool thing about being named Elizabeth is that you have 87000 possible nicknames
All I did was shower for the first time in days and my husband genuinely thought I was wearing make-up and asked if I went to a salon
It’s pretty savage how apartment listings will say “NO PETS.” Like sure you can live here but NO AFFECTION OR LOVE NOPE JUST GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY TO SLEEP IN THIS SHOEBOX, BUT COMPANIONSHIP IS ILLEGAL, ABSOLUTELY NO CUDDLES.
I never got into The Exorcist, like what’s so scary about a girl who turns green and pukes and becomes a borderline hack insult comedian.
“Omg I hate Taylor Swift can we stop talking about Taylor Swift????” - Someone in the comments of a Taylor Swift post who can also be found in several comment sections of other Taylor Swift posts complaining about Taylor Swift
You know you’re a real parent when you start to clap “YAY” after any song ends.
Everyone on the internet is so angry like if someone posts a recipe video, boom there are 25 people in the comments angry bc the recipe is somehow offensive and then another 25 people angry at those people and then another 25 who are just quietly liking angry comments.
I drove by some spooky headstones assuming it was someone’s yard but turns out it was an ACTUAL GRAVEYARD. Anyway whoever made it did a great job, 10/10
“This Little Piggy” is a sad, barely coherent story about pigs who only leave the house to go to the grocery store and immediately race home because they are agoraphobic.
Amazing holdout on the UES.
It’s true kids are good with technology; my baby grabbed the remote and in 7 seconds almost bought a movie I’ve never heard of for 24.99 from an app I didn’t know we had.
Facebook is a place full of friends who you met at a BBQ 10 years ago or when you were drunk in a bar bathroom or you can’t remember how you know them.
The scarecrow in my yard just totally scared me, so I am happy to report that it works!! 🍂😱☑️
Nursery Rhymes are apocalyptic. Like, ok so the mice have taken over and children are falling down hills while a large man falls and he breaks into pieces- nbd, and also bridges are collapsing and hey look at this old lady living in a goddamn shoe like wow WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
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The B. @anerdonfire2
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
37K Followers 5K Following Anatomically correct. For the most part.
@[email protected].. @JonBaker
14K Followers 11K Following Gamer, geek, Mensan, and lover of all things comedy. Creator of the webcomic Alarmingly Bad (@AlarminglyBad)
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake
50K Followers 5K Following I'm not everyone's cup of teeth. https://t.co/97Pa1xYSHh
Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander
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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
molly @MollySneed
9K Followers 2K Following Enjoy the immediate regret of putting yourself out there! #BlackLivesMatter
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 13K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's some links to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
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504 Followers 4K Following If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.
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754 Followers 4K Following #NODNARBOGSTEL Someone let me know when I'm problematic.A Texas man has sued Cinemark theaters, claiming their 24-ounce beer cups can only hold 22 ounces. Someday, his kids will discuss this lawsuit in the context of their unsuccessful romantic relationships. fox4news.com/news/cinemark-…
I am joining “VCR Theatre” tonight 10pm EST on YouTube plz click this link and help Argon Fritz TV hit 1000 subscribers!!! Let’s make history!! & See you tonight!! youtube.com/@ARGONFRITZTV?… via @YouTube
i'm gonna be real with you. I do not understand ice dispensers in hotels. I have never needed ice in a hotel. Why is it so important for there to be ice in a hotel. Why are ice dispensers mentioned in hotel reviews. What are people doing with ice in a hotel. Am I losing my mind
Hunch confirmed by our dog sitter: Bizzy slept through the earthquake.
God I’d kill for someone to listen to my podcasts appearances with this level of scrutiny
Listen to the resurfaced clips here 👉 tmz.me/nhHi1Xr
This is just called “hanging out” then.
Bill Maher recently revealed he had a two-hour interview with Ye, the rapper formerly known as Kanye West, for his podcast – but it will likely never be released trib.al/JfTPOb2
it’s funny that there’s a white football player on a midwestern team with an offensive name dating a blonde haired blue eyed country singer and republicans HATE them
Remember how 50 Cent was all "you can find me in the club" and then was like "come give me a hug"? That was kinda nice
If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t *deserve* me at my worst, which is actually SO fun.
Trump voters don’t belong at drag shows
I’m in one right now (pretty sure it’s already been inspected).
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This is a much dumber dystopian future than what I was promised
my favorite holiday tradition is explaining the rules of a new board game my family never wanted to play in the first place
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