Bradley Pooper @Rachology
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Security are following him because he’s wired and if he stops playing he blows up. #moviepitch
Security are following him because he’s wired and if he stops playing he blows up. #moviepitch
life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
I’m working late cause I’m a singerrrrrr
For forks sake you need to keep your drawers in order!
Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?
this is like a drag race improv challenge 😭😭
My 4yo asked if I'd lay down on the floor of her room and pretend to be dead. It was the best offer I've had all day.
If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees
One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.
I remember this episode of Bar Rescue where Taffer goes to this Dive Bar and its gross and theres a band named Miscarriage that acts out a miscarriage on stage and Jon is like I know how to fix it so he turns it into a Steampunk bar and the end reveals it closed 9 months later
this happened to my good friend kendall roy
this happened to my good friend kendall roy
he looks scared but his bun head will keep him afloat for a bit
Personally, if an artist I didn’t really care for released an album that I also didn’t really care for, I would simply not say anything
46 years ago today, one of the craziest variety shows ever premiered. The Carpenters: Space Encounters Starring The Carpenters, Suzanne Sommers, @johnhamdavidson and Charlie Kalas?
Mr. President, a new iconic salesgirl #2 has hit the internet
You should get tax breaks for not driving, for not owning a car, for commuting by public transit. It's a total policy mindfuck that drivers get subsidies for new electric cars ostensibly for the environment but the minimal impact of non-drivers isn't recognized whatsoever.
Hilarious, endearing, beautiful, and eminently quotable. Hard to believe, but that’s a description of the perfect villain. #TCMParty
OJ Simpson finally brought the killer to justice
Shay Pelc @pelc_sha
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Alejandro Briggs @AlejandroB77663
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Christina Wright @Christy9Wright
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MelissaGuy @l11Z7VQFLa6Ce
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Tricia Ellinger @ellinger_t19815
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Clara 🤪 @Clara7980
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Mittie Koenigsfeld @MittieK18570
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Jerrica Walding @WaldiJerri
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Virgen Lee @VirgenL56530616
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Iris Mathson @IrisMathso51855
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Ana Brueggeman @AnaBruegge31316
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Zofia Microni @z_micron
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Angela Peterson @AngelaPete87664
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Hail Sagan @FeedbackNFuzz
3K Followers 3K Following husband. dad. megalith. peavey. guitar/bass. sludge. doom. no bigots or phobes welcome. bands, don't send dm links. casual blasphemy will happen.
Jeri Fugua @jeri_fu
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Xochitl Merisier @XochMeris
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Gerry Haymond @haymo_ge
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Candra Homa @CandraHoma61128
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Job for a Heart Surge.. @DHeartsurgeon
6K Followers 3K Following Doctor of Medicine, PhD in RIFFS. Husband, father, heart surgeon, metalhead, gamer, @headbangscience board! My views and opinions are my own. WANNA BET?
Aliza Kilger @aliz_kilg
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Rebecca Marie @RebeccaMar30185
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Seckeni @seckeni45659
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Omega Calk @ome_ca
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Kodi Shertzer @KodiShertz
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Lexi-mae Mcilvenny @LexiMcilvenn
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Caitlyn Distance @CaitlynDis32701
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Universal Theory @universaltheory
125K Followers 136K Following Official ψ #UniversalTheory Music ψ #ThePleasureOfSearching #Dark #Atmospheric #Gothic #Doom #Metal🖤 We Are Nature/We Are Universe 🌍 ψ Jesus Pinilla ψ 🤘☕️🤘
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Sheila Jones @SheilaJone99133
118 Followers 3K Following
Jayvon Navarro @NavarroJay85286
90 Followers 3K Following
Marlo @marlo_thomas4
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Gertude Belezos @g_belezo
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Mary @karins_mary46
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Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz
17K Followers 14K Following Polar bear whisperer. Weed whore. Merkin model.
Joan @joan28jackson
415 Followers 3K Following
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds
19K Followers 4K Following nostalgic for last week's tuna sandwich. knock it off.
Naomi Laggan @na_laggan
87 Followers 5K Following
Hyacinth Furness @FurnesHyacin
55 Followers 5K Following
@thefishpants.bsky.so.. @thefishpants
4K Followers 4K Following 𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘, 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕵𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖘, & 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘😆🤓🤬 Political/News Jokes🏛 ➡️: @theresistpants Schemes & Nonsense✒➡: @thecultpants
Khloe Dunham @khlo_dun
75 Followers 5K Following
Pamela @pamela_pena68
246 Followers 3K Following
Rose @rose55frazier
212 Followers 3K Following
NE Ohio Regional Sewe.. @neorsd
62K Followers 3K Following sewers are the original social media network. yes we are the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District. Customer Service: 216 881-8247
Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
31K Followers 1K Following I write for Family Guy and have written for many other television programs including The Daily Show. Also, GIF replies to my tweets will make me hate you.
Katya @katya_zamo
1.1M Followers 1K Following Tall creative young woman in her early forties looking to fall in love in the next three months. WORKING GIRLS out now👇🏼
Leggy Del Pain @coffeeandvinyl1
23K Followers 6K Following 🥇Gold Medalist at the 2022 Messy Bitch Olympics. Demotivational Speaker. Shrill Woman.
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney
104K Followers 2K Following | Emmy Winner | Ent. Publicist | @DeraneyPR | #GoodTwitter |#girldad | Timeline Cleanser | 🇱🇧 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 | Formally Verified/Always Optimistic | 💍 |
ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴ�.. @damn_elle
23K Followers 11K Following "𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 💛🌼 #fuckcancer
Glenn Kenny @Glenn__Kenny
24K Followers 7K Following Film stuff @nytimesarts , @ebertvoices , @decider Author of “Made Men: The Story of ‘Goodfellas’.” Coming May 7: “The World is Yours: The Story of ‘Scarface.’”
Frank Wells @FrankTracy
2K Followers 3K Following Raindrops on roses and sideburns on kittens. Movies, Politics. Mute #TCMParty if not into playing along. OK boomer. Wise-ass beyond my years. Openly Gray.
Late Night with the D.. @lnwtd_film
1K Followers 21 Following The uncensored master tape of the final episode of "Night Owls with Jack Delroy" (airdate 10/31/77). Festival screenings here: https://t.co/DWy9UZ3VrJ
Joe Blevins @Joe_A_Blevins
3K Followers 5K Following Co-host of @fonziepodcast. Co-author of Dad Made Dirty Movies. Dubstep legend.
Hail Sagan @FeedbackNFuzz
3K Followers 3K Following husband. dad. megalith. peavey. guitar/bass. sludge. doom. no bigots or phobes welcome. bands, don't send dm links. casual blasphemy will happen.
Anne Thériault @anne_theriault
87K Followers 4K Following putting the hag in hagiographer - please send any inquiries, compliments, and unsolicited advice to [email protected]
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
8.2M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
64K Followers 3K Following tv writer/comedian/host of @tvisaypod. [email protected] reps: brillstein
Dylan 🐦 @dylan6roberts
1K Followers 2K Following Once described as 'a better singer than Robert Mugabe'.
♫ SCARYBOT @scarylyric
46 Followers 7 Following lyrics by @bryanscary // coded by arizona with @gimmickbots !! + contributors in following 🪽
Kayla Ancrum ✨on De.. @KaylaAncrum
34K Followers 4K Following Author of THE WICKER KING,THE WEIGHT OF THE STARS and DARLING! she/her, Just here to have fun. Vaguely 18+ content. Rep: @ericsmithrocks
φ alien juggalo rob .. @data_lore
1K Followers 529 Following le corps supplicié, dépecé, amputé, symboliquement marqué au visage ou à l'épaule, exposé vif ou mort, donné en spectacle
Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz
2K Followers 667 Following big fan of voting & Tex-Mex food • social @democracydocket • @barnardcollege alum • she/her
Every Line in America.. @AmericanMovie_
4K Followers 34 Following It's alright, it's ok, if there's a shot without dialogue I'll post that too
Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams
20K Followers 10K Following Pie poet. Award-winning whiner. Writing in Best Small Fictions, Best of the Net, Wigleaf Top 50. Rejected by Tiger Beat
David Hughes 🇵🇸 @DavidHughesTwit
6K Followers 4K Following Empire/Time Out writer • author (see above) • @londoncritics member • @SynchronicityN4 CEO • @RogueCommentary host • #screenwriter of award-winning @WTRROmovie
Universal Theory @universaltheory
125K Followers 136K Following Official ψ #UniversalTheory Music ψ #ThePleasureOfSearching #Dark #Atmospheric #Gothic #Doom #Metal🖤 We Are Nature/We Are Universe 🌍 ψ Jesus Pinilla ψ 🤘☕️🤘
Opeth @OfficialOpeth
179K Followers 35 Following Check out all the Summer Sojourn and North American shows here: https://t.co/HWtBKiXajX
Mark Cuban @mcuban
8.8M Followers 2K Following Dunking on the pharma industry with @costplusdrugs.com, the lowest prices on meds anywhere. check it out !
Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all s.. @Annie_Wu_22
47K Followers 2K Following 📍usually PHL | always online // digital + social @AOC @RepAOC @WorkingFamilies @AAPIVictoryFund @HelenGymPHL @johnfetterman @PAStandsUp views my own | she/her
Robbie Reilly @RyeDano
139 Followers 661 Following LIVE from Tokyo ~ Jersey Boy in Japan: Sometimes writer, actor, teacher, producer, musician, Super Cub rider, scoundrel-esquire.
No. 1 Pickleball Anti @shelbyboring
2K Followers 767 Following Freelance designer. Reformed Horse Girl. Always yelling about pop culture. Macrame queen. Also shelbyboring on Bluesky.
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Dominic Sanderson @Dominic36596832
77 Followers 184 Following Musician and Writer of Prog Rock both old and new!
LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds
19K Followers 4K Following nostalgic for last week's tuna sandwich. knock it off.
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
55K Followers 50K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://t.co/92vEozoAvo
SubRosa )✿( Magick .. @SubRosaMagick
23K Followers 25K Following Rev Alicia Lyon Folberth ☆ Priestess ☆ Witch ☆ Psychic Medium ☆ Reiki Master ☆ Artist/Designer ☆ Writer ☆ Radio & TV ☆ [email protected]
The Ballad of Buster .. @balladofbuster
1K Followers 28 Following Stories live forever. People don't. Joel Coen & Ethan Coen's THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS is now on @Netflix.
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline
191K Followers 1K Following Hank of Decline Podcast & Comics - https://t.co/kAfnFnh7AX Patreon - https://t.co/Awbuy7xogD
Rachel Deering @DeeringRachel
17K Followers 10K Following Poet. First coll. Crown of Eggshell 2020. Co-host of #BookWormSat. Lover also of art, myth, folklore, the gothic. Left wing. 🇪🇺 🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally. She /her.
@thefishpants.bsky.so.. @thefishpants
4K Followers 4K Following 𝕺𝖇𝖘𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝕽𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘, 𝕱𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕵𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖘, & 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘😆🤓🤬 Political/News Jokes🏛 ➡️: @theresistpants Schemes & Nonsense✒➡: @thecultpants
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
@thebeverlykills An iconic moment from @MadisonSpanic Has gotten me through some tough times. 💜
@thebeverlykills This one gets funnier every time you watch it
@thebeverlykills This vid was literally below this tweet🤣 x.com/itssimplyangel…
Gottmik holding a flash light cuz there’s no lighting makes this 10000x better 😭
@thebeverlykills LMFAOO this video of Selma Nilla was the funniest thing to experience in person 🤣😭
@thebeverlykills This one of my bestie @missdaphnegaye always brightens my day 😂
Maryland is shaped like if you squashed a silverfish in a road atlas. More Maryland facts as I get them.
Twenty seven years ago this week, I started at “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” and gradually began creating the World’s Messiest Desk.
Kristen Wiig occasionally got SNL to do skits that would really hit for, generously, 5% of the population and I have to thank her for that
Alfred Molina on Spider-Man 2: ‘Rosemary Harris & I were suspended in harnesses 40ft above the soundstage floor & we were left hanging there for ages & ran out of small talk. At one point, Rosemary said quietly ‘I’m classically trained, you know.’
Please don’t cancel me but a Bill Cosby documentary called “Cosby, Pills, Snatch (and Young)”
Security are following him because he’s wired and if he stops playing he blows up. #moviepitch
Imagine the legend pulling up on you like this…
Getting back into the Columbo groove. I wish NBC/Peacock would also stream McMillan and Wife/ McCloud so I could rotate an episode weekly and recreate Sunday evenings of my youth. Fun seeing Vera Miles as the killer after catching her in The Searchers restoration last week.
Four episodes into Columbo and it’s clear that the formula is him immediately working out who the rich, pompous killer is and then annoying them for an hour. I would watch infinity episodes.
@fasc1nate It’s a quote from “The Fantasticks.”
Michael Jackson shocked James Brown with the 'James Brown Shuffle', 1983
84° today in CLE. Ties all time record set back in 1899.
Brittany Murphy would have been a devastating Sally Bowles
Rosemary's Baby works because there are scary concepts besides Satanism in it like "What if your neighbors were annoying?" and "What if you wore a cool outfit and no one cared."
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