Ramblin Mama @ramblinma
Joanna McClanahan. Humor writing featured on @hulu, @buzzfeed, @parents, @huffpost, @netflixfamily, @scarymommy, @thedad, & more. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined October 2014-
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Me: You are so talented! You can do whatever you want to when you grow up! My son: I want to be a YouTuber! Me: No not like that.
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me: did you see the video I sent you my husband: me: my husband: I saw that you sent it
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Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies.
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I remember when $200 in groceries had to go in the trunk, now you can put them 3 bags in the passenger seat
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You’re literally an immigrant.
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my addiction to buying books i don’t read started at the scholastic book fair
Not to brag but I can embarrass my kids just by existing.
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They’re only a narcissist if they come from the Narciss region of France otherwise they’re a sparkling sociopath.
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"That dress is hideous," I say to the TV, as I wipe more chip crumbs on my yoga pants.
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I called to my son from another room and he yelled “just text me” and that’s all you need to know about parenting teens.
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Please protect this woman at all costs. She is a heroine.
Please protect this woman at all costs. She is a heroine.
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Missouri says pregnant women can’t get divorced even in domestic abuse situations. Unfuckingbelievable. Unless you want this shit nationwide, check your registration and make a plan to VOTE.
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After vacation there should be a mandatory cool off period where nobody talks to each other for at least two days.
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Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey 9 year old me: wow how embarrassing
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An egg is not a chicken. A seed is not a flower. An embryo is not a baby. Your religion is not my religion. My body is not your body.
Heard my 12-year-old praying before bed and she said, “Please God, continue to look after my family and friends… and please make sure Taylor sees Travis without his beard before she agrees to marry him. Amen.”
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Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent
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Bar Home Office Airport Temple Church Mosque Concert Hospital Nightclub Newsroom Restaurant Pre-school Synagogue Yoga studio High school Military base Bowling alley Street corner Movie theater Political event Middle school College campus Elementary school Super Bowl victory rally
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Imagine being a religious organization and having enough money to buy a Super Bowl ad and using it to actually buy a Super Bowl ad instead of helping people lol
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The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show
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@ramblinma My 13yo asked me last night if he became a YouTuber and started making millions if I’d let him drop out of high school. I told him to start making millions and circle back 😂
@WSPMissingPers1 bro took me to twitter
me: did you see the video I sent you my husband: me: my husband: I saw that you sent it
My girl really learned Spanish just to argue with her man and THATS what I’m talking about sis! 😂😂😂
@Morbidful "Some critics say it's a medieval punishment." They wouldn't be punished if they just didn't rape people.
If I was a baseball coach, I'd argue with umpires about subjective reality, stressing we can't be sure the game is actually even happening.
this is why barbie is a necessary movie for many women to be introduced to feminism 101 as they still suffer from internalised misogyny.
Shakira shares her thoughts on Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’: “My sons absolutely hated it. They felt that it was emasculating. And I agree, to a certain extent. I'm raising two boys. I want 'em to feel powerful too [while] respecting women. I like pop culture when it attempts to…
Wendy’s on April 1: We’ve decided 🤭 to use 😅 FROZEN BEEF 😂🤣 Wendy’s on April 2: The price of our food will now be determined by the blockchain
Excellent question.
Dear old people: Waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.
@Caitlyn_Jenner Well seeing as how this has been going on for 9 years and Easter changes every year, you’re a reactionary trying to get any support from grifting. But speaking of people who are risen how is that person you hit with your car in 2015 doing?
@Caitlyn_Jenner This you? x.com/caitlyn_jenner…
#TransDayOfVisibility There's no better visibility than with sisters by my side.
@Caitlyn_Jenner Don’t weaponize your own stupidity like this. March 31st is TDOV every year, and Google is free.
This guy actually has a dating podcast and draws circles on women's bodies. Honestly, the entitlement of unattractive mediocre middle-aged men is astonishing.
Scarlett is so mid, bro. #changemymind
Just a reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and is in fact made of lies.
Dog teaches a puppy how to sit for treats..🐕🐾🍪😍
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