Elizabeth Woodard @eporterfield
I am a real person, and any of these thoughts are my own. Blue. Austen fan. Living room dancer. Twin mom. Star gazer. Rarely serious tweeter. Dallas, TX, USA Joined June 2009-
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Я буду продолжать дело Алексея Навального. Продолжать бороться за нашу с вами страну. И я призываю вас встать рядом со мной.
Now this a take down, I mean uh… DEBATE I would love to see. ♟️
Now this a take down, I mean uh… DEBATE I would love to see. ♟️
Gen X, where you at?
🤣 Not sure how confused one must be to conflate Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley. Their only similarity is gender, which speaks volumes. Main difference to Trump? Pelosi actually had the guts to stand up to the asshole. music.apple.com/us/album/fight…
🤣 Not sure how confused one must be to conflate Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley. Their only similarity is gender, which speaks volumes. Main difference to Trump? Pelosi actually had the guts to stand up to the asshole. music.apple.com/us/album/fight… https://t.co/DsLf6BmX9E
I went to Elysian Fields again And saw my apparition dancing in the grass Leaping, twirling pirouettes dissect me through the blades I can still feel the little girl And yet I know she is woman A strength scorches my weakness And seeking deliverance I looked for an icy window…
Hard to think of a tactic less likely to endear me to your cause then “I’m going to make you miss your flight during the holidays”
"Will you tell me how long you have loved him?" "It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley."
"Will you tell me how long you have loved him?" "It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley."
Happy Thanksgiving!
After more than a decade, I cannot unsubscribe from this list. #sonottexas
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🤦♀️ I guess we need some elementary school teachers there to remind them to “keep their hands to themselves.” Wonders never cease.
🤦♀️ I guess we need some elementary school teachers there to remind them to “keep their hands to themselves.” Wonders never cease.
Happy Veterans Day to all the vets out there. Thank you for your service. My dad and grandfather
Disaster averted. New details on arrest by @FBIHouston: Jordanian national allegedly planned attack on Jews in Texas @FBI nypost.com/2023/11/03/new…
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Kinsley Powell @JeanneD60446
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Keith Johnston Cowboy @cowboy_kei77213
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Kay @tvqe660zchbsp
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1K Followers 5K Following MY ACCOUNT PLEASE FOLLOW 🙏😎💯 A Traveller ✈️✈️🇺🇲🇺🇸 Dog lover 🐶❤️ Love Addicted💘💘 🎵Music addicted 🎶🤯🤯 Single😜.......Be nice or just be gone 🫶
James Corden @JKCorden05
3 Followers 43 Following Sometimes it’s James, sometimes it’s the @latelateshow digital team. We dont read DMs. x
Sara Alize Cross @saraalizecross
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Elysia Brenner @elysiacb
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G-force @jjp099
62 Followers 69 Following • criticism • critical thinking • I care about the reality of GOODness, not the perception of it ~ EM
Stromae @eastwood00885
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Nicholas Hollywood �.. @iamhollywood_x
259K Followers 285K Following Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
Lindsay 🇺🇸🇩�.. @akingofnuttin
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Ed Moltzen @emoltzen
17K Followers 14K Following Lifelong NYer & optimist. Journo covering the EV infrastructure buildout at https://t.co/9KMYgcBMsy (Subscribe!) he/him. on telegram https://t.co/bAJ1uTyBPr
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Felix @Fel1Ally
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Jane Austen's Ghost @AustensGhost_18
618 Followers 1K Following Time will explain. Official & verifiable spectre. 𝐴𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡. 🌈 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑦.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
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31K Followers 8K Following Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Fighting my own misanthropic nihilism.
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2K Followers 2K Following Resident theatre company at Hampton Hill Theatre, SW London. Welcoming new members to get involved in all aspects of theatre.
Ryan Dawson @RyanMarekDawson
140 Followers 238 Following Dad. Writer. Designer. Songwriter. Former college soccer player. Dancer when the lights go down.
Eric Edwards @EEdwards67
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John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 2 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
Liliana Pinto - Real .. @AgentLiliana
8 Followers 23 Following My name is Liliana Pinto and I'm your real estate agent Portugal! If you're looking to invest, buy or rent in Portugal I'm the one to call.
The Royal Family @RoyalFamily
5.7M Followers 463 Following The latest news and updates on the work of The King, The Queen and The Royal Family.
Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz
1.6M Followers 184 Following Apollo XI Astronaut, Moonwalker; Gemini12; West Point; USAF Brig Gen; Korean War Vet; MIT ScD; Human SpaceFlight Inst Founder; Advancing concepts to reach Mars.
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1.5M Followers 91K Following Official British Airways Twitter account. We love reading your Tweets & are here 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to help. You can also visit:
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Derrick Muller @Derickmuller65
1K Followers 5K Following MY ACCOUNT PLEASE FOLLOW 🙏😎💯 A Traveller ✈️✈️🇺🇲🇺🇸 Dog lover 🐶❤️ Love Addicted💘💘 🎵Music addicted 🎶🤯🤯 Single😜.......Be nice or just be gone 🫶
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Noble Blood @NobleBloodTales
12K Followers 214 Following Host @DanaSchwartzzz explores history’s most fascinating royals—the tyrants, the tragic, and everyone in between. An @iHeartPodcasts & @Grimandmild production.
James Corden @JKCorden05
3 Followers 43 Following Sometimes it’s James, sometimes it’s the @latelateshow digital team. We dont read DMs. x
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1K Followers 5 Following tweeting the entire script of before sunrise (1995), before sunset (2004) and before midnight (2013) directed by richard linklater
Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner
3.3M Followers 136 Following Olympian. Fox News Contributor. Fairness First Advocate. Motivational Speaker. NYT Best Selling Author. Media Personality. comms+ mgmt: [email protected]
James Corden @JKCorden
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John Kraus @johnkrausphotos
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Gen X Talks @GenXTalks1
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Sara Alize Cross @saraalizecross
1K Followers 5K Following Filmmaker / Real Life Screwball Comedy Heroine @usccomedy / Founder @badassdogrescue
Elysia Brenner @elysiacb
1K Followers 889 Following Writer, language nerd, (geek) media addict. Star Wars Canon Timeline, Wool-Shift-Dust, & Lorehounds podcaster. Loves veggies, horror, hot sauce, and her cats.
Lady C @LadyColinCampb
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Lindsay 🇺🇸🇩�.. @akingofnuttin
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259K Followers 285K Following Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
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Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin
2.0M Followers 1K Following @kathygriffin on TikTok, Instagram & YouTube. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.
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Larry the Cat @Number10cat
832K Followers 149 Following Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 16 year old tabby. Living with my fifth Prime Minister. Unofficial.
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943 Followers 970 Following Joined twitter for Sanditon. “That is all“ #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS
Jane Austen's Ghost @AustensGhost_18
618 Followers 1K Following Time will explain. Official & verifiable spectre. 𝐴𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡. 🌈 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑦.
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Hamdan bin Mohammed @HamdanMohammed
4.9M Followers 63 FollowingЯ буду продолжать дело Алексея Навального. Продолжать бороться за нашу с вами страну. И я призываю вас встать рядом со мной.
The current GOP obsession with Taylor Swift is scaring both me and the rest of the world about how crazy they/we have become. C'mon folks. Settle down. Our allies and friends around the world are getting freaked out. Come back to planet Earth, please.
Some have been kind enough to point out that statistically, most child predators are male educators and coaches. As long as we agree that child molesting members of the clergy far outnumber drag performers, consider the point conceded.
This is a little confrontational for a license plate, right?
Please stop leaving bait in my replies. I'm trying to cut back.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen changed our lives when she published “Pride and Prejudice” on this day in 1813. Thank you for this amazing gift, Jane.
If you're unfamiliar with his work, this is the popcorn gif guy
Jon Stewart is returning to "The Daily Show" after nearly a decade away. He'll host one night a week and also serve as executive producer. cnn.it/3Hspx05
Fantastic opening night, with lot's of talk of weather both on & off stage. Join us for David Haig's gripping drama, 'Pressure' about the D-Day weather @hhilltheatre until Saturday. Tix ow.ly/yP8W50Qte1T #StormJocelyn #weathermaps #DavidHaig #DdayWeather
What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something? I’ll start:
Time is ticking. ow.ly/P0qM50QsM8k #DDay #livetheatre #Pressure
This is MY favorite photo of Nikki Haley. ❤️ Which one is YOUR favorite? 😉
Still one of my favorite photos of Nikki Haley
We showed Sean Penn’s movie , Superpower, tonight @Stanford and it was fantastic. Watch it and be inspired by @ZelenskyyUa and all Ukrainians
I DEMAND IMMUNITY
NEW Criminal syndicate podcast has dropped! @gtconway3d (guilty of connecting a rape victim to a lawyer) and @SarahLongwell25 (violator of RICO statute against criticizing rich people) discuss the latest Trump trial news. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
Cast of #Pressure on a visit to Southwick House yesterday - following in the steps of their characters in a #D-Day minus 4 play about meteorology & much more. Opens next Tuesday ow.ly/Ssla50Qs1ki #DDaylandings @RMetS @metoffice
I’m gonna say you can watch My Cousin Vinny and Legally Blonde back-to-back and you’d be ready to do a better trial than Habba.
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