emma @eprox1998

officially unofficial fan account for my cat rva Joined April 2012

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emma @eprox1998

3 years ago

teaching my cat abt pretty privilege. he only gets treats when he’s wearing his christmas sweater

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jess @enchantedjess13

3 years ago

i think so many people figured that everyone would dress as barbie this year and so they decided to not go as her and as a result i’ve seen not a single barbie this halloweekend

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emma @eprox1998

3 years ago

i work in a male dominated field and i cannot tell you how many times zoom calls end with “thank you gentleman” followed by a very panicked “and you emma!!!”. i kinda love that

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

3 years ago

I approve this message.

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emma @eprox1998

3 years ago

the more i learn abt child rearing the less interested i am. today i learned kids pee/shit their pants until they’re like 3????? that’s so many diapers

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emma @eprox1998

3 years ago

sorry boss. it’s rlly hard to be productive when there’s a part of my brain beatboxing and another part chanting kill yourself

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

if there’s one thing i’m always gunna do it’s get mad abt made up scenarios

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i’m never going to be able to work in an office again

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

ozzy loves wheat thins

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i love having ppl no show for meetings they scheduled

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

went to panera to wfh this afternoon and this elderly couple just came in and loudly proclaimed this was this first dinner date in a while. it was 4pm

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i’ve bought my cat hundred of dollars worth of toys but he instead chooses to play with an old beauty blender and a broken hair tie

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from a marketing standpoint - genius. they’ve been pivoting kim’s image to a justice fighter / hard worker / avg (yet unattainable) joe for a while now just to drop a crime junkie podcast??? i love being bamboozled

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4 years ago

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

some guy just compared a chicken fiesta building to the architecture in venice omg

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

if i get one more email saying “great to e-meet you” or some sort of pun like that i’ll scream

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i wish i could live off exclusively bagels without risk of scurvy

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i just learned that my dad just casually wears toe socks 👀

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emma @eprox1998

4 years ago

i love my boyfriend but i swear to god he sends me the most unattractive photos of himself. how am i supposed to show him off to my friends if all i get are weird ootds of him in a wrinkly shirt with his hair slicked back