Hannah @eqcellence

I’m doing my best, guys Joined August 2014

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Are humans inherently lazy for evolutionary purposes to conserve energy or are we lazy in spite of evolutionary drives

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

I’ve been having an all-around horrible day so my boyfriend is making me dinner to cheer me up I don’t deserve him

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

My cat was just chewing on my curtain and the next thing I know my dog runs over there to ward her off, herds her upstairs, then runs back to check if the curtain is okay oh my god😭😅

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

I love driving a car full of my drunk boyfriend and his drunk friends after they’ve been partying all night. This isn’t even sarcastic like I actually love it

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Don’t expect to get what you want unless you ask for it

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

I absolutely do not mean to stereotype but I’ve never had a close gay friend until the past year or so and he just offered to take me DRESS SHOPPING like how cool is that

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

@HunterProbss Ah that’s so exciting! Congrats🎉 Please keep us updated with pics!!

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Yea hi how do I not be awkward at parties without having to resort to alcohol

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Tried making homemade baked mozzarella sticks. 0/10 do not recommend. Es no bueno.

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Skateboarding is the coolest way to travel across campus change my mind

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Rocks are cool

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

If your tweet contains a picture of your dog/cat/horse/snake/hedgehog/etc. and I see it I have no choice but to “like” it. Keep ‘em coming guys, always!

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Hi can I pet your baby?

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@LayneT12 There are so many directions you can go in with it! Like if you’re into the fruitier stuff you can smash up some fruit and throw it in, you can do different extracts, obvs peanut butter is wonderful, different protein powders, keep trying!

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Overnight oats are the absolute best because (a) they’re super cheap to make (b) they taste delicious (c) they fill you up (d) they’re super easy to transport (e) I could keep going but I’ll spare you just please know that my love for overnight oats is insurmountable

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Cadence and Eloise say afternoon snuggles are the most important part of the day sorry I don’t make the rules

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

I love all of my student coworkers but the “professional staff” members in my office are fucking ridiculous and that should be evident in the mere fact that they make us refer to them as the “professional staff”

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

My younger brother, pointing to the hair ties on my wrist: “Do you wear those for style?” Me: “Nah I just keep a couple there because I always need them and it’s nice to have them accessible” Bro: “Ok good because those are NOT fashionable” Thanks, kid✌️ Always keepin it real

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Hannah @eqcellence

8 years ago

Some of you guys are pretty cool and my roots are in riding but man the climbing community is actually exponentially better than the equestrian community sorry not sorry