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There is always a lava lamp in a yard sale.
"nothing screams america like a choo choo train" - my band teacher, 2k17
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God of progress, have you degraded or forgot us?
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Okay cool. I got plenty of those.
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Sometimes? The courage demanded of us is more than we could ever comprehend or expect, and then, we find ourselves courageous.
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Dear Republican Friends, I literally had to just ask my daughters to leave the room so they wouldn't hear the words of your nominee on TV.
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Hey, guys, time to cool the clown hysteria--most of em are good, cheer up the kiddies, make people laugh.
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spoiler alert! i peaked with that "moms love Downton Abbey, dads love downtown Arby's" tweet a few months back
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Good night. There's your blanket fort, waiting as ever. Sweet dreams!
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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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do you think aliens watch old episodes of X-files and are like, "pant suits are cool and that guy's voice is super monotone but it works"
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...and his hair looked great
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i once saw @JoeMantegna get his finger slammed in a car door and the door was completely closed and he was just like, "whatever."
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shout out to my occasional morbid depression!
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Is it really criminal vandalism if I start secretly installing purse hooks in toilet stalls ?
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I bought a new mouse. Guess I don't have to retire after all.
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