Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

The Earl of Sqetch Joined April 2022

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

a month ago

When I said "I have GAYDAR, and I have BAEDAR.." I meant I could tell if she's taken just by looking at her.. Ya'll thought I was saying I could see her man coming from a mile away, huh? 😂 Recognition where it's due: (urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…)

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

3 months ago

Whether my dog listens to me or not; seems to be a direct correlation to, how often she gets to go to the park.. Can’t wait ‘til 14months.. 😔 #puppyproblems #shepskylashawna

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

5 months ago

It’s confusing for me to understand why it took 39 people to create the constitution and hundreds if not thousands of people to pass a bill. If it takes that many people to make the law; then why does it only take one man to break it? Something’s seriously wrong here..

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

7 months ago

I try not to make a show of my bon manières "good manners" but when I feel someone is watching me, I notice my hands start to do what they want, while my brain fumbles trying to correct their direction over the knot of leashes and whatever other keys I’m holding.. You?

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

7 months ago

Someone told me to go fuck myself. I said, "who do you think I am, Jesus?"

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

9 months ago

When I say: (it means..) Are you gay? (Can I F your butt?) Are you straight? (Want dick?) Are you bi? (Heads or Tails?) Are you a lesbian? (Nice rav4!) IYKYK (I won’t try you, unless..) IYGKYGK (it’s not gay if..) Suck my dick! (Ur scared) Bring your bf with you: (I’m a slut 🤷🏼‍♀️)

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

9 months ago

If a Guy says: (it means..) Are you gay? (I’ll fuck ur butt) Are you straight? (Get off my dick) You’re gay! (Put it in my butt) If a Girl says: (it means..) Are you gay? (Put it in my butt) Does he want it? (Does he like pussy?) You’re gay! (I have a vagina fool!)

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

a year ago

"Best of Ring - Leaving As A Family Of Two, Coming Home As A Family of Three." OMG, I thought they totally stole it at first !!! 😮🙄😂 neighbors.ring.com/best-of-ring/1…)

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Joshua Barnard @etchofsqetch

a year ago

I only shed five tears for the beautiful red woman and proved I’m into sleeping with women at the cost of my life. I will be dead soon, thank you for caring.