⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

earplug lover, soon-to-be commodore's daughter New York, NY Joined January 2014

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𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex

3 days ago

i seek infinite knowledge (i am nosy)

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

3 days ago

god knew i would be too strong without epilepsy... he wanted tokeep me humble

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Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

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Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco

2 weeks ago

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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krill @anthraxp1mp

2 weeks ago

This might be the Gatorade talking but I need you

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

2 weeks ago

to those of you who are worried that i'm spending too much time playing roblox's grow a garden, i'm here to tell you there's no need. i'm ok

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

2 weeks ago

growing up is accepting that the neo soul music i wrote in college was actually so unbelievably bad

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

3 weeks ago

my two favorite p*rn subreddits have been banned my life is over

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

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faith!? @soggystyrofoam

a month ago

vanessa horsedgens (horse vanessa hudgens): basically what we're gonna do is prance

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

a month ago

just realized all the dogs from the Disney movie Snow Dogs (2002) are dead

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

2 months ago

where to buy a lifejacket in helsinkii ?

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sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera

2 months ago

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dinosaur @dinosaurs1969

2 months ago

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

2 months ago

walking through Penn station listening to Beep by the pussycat dolls. it’s called taking back your power ladies

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⋆˚lauren @evilclamchowder

3 months ago

i often call my cat "muffin top" or "little munchkin" but recently ive accidentally been saying "little munchkin top" and i feel like that really opens up a whole new door