Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

Evolutionary theory & hunter-gatherer anthropology applied to human life. Job Creator. evolvify.com Boreal Nomad Joined August 2009

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

2 years ago

🚨 Twitter pivots to sell redesigned Tropicana cartons filled with New Coke Transactions to be restricted to non-fungible Chuck E. Cheese tokens Laundromats and cybertruck washes in Martian cities to begin rollout of the new currency in promo packs for $8 #TwitterX

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2 years ago

"ultranationalism as a set of maladaptive supernormal stimuli" An Evolutionary Cognitive Approach to Comparative Fascist Studies: Hypermasculinization, Supernormal Stimuli, and Conspirational Beliefs degruyter.com/document/doi/1…

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

Fascism requires the absolute freedom to lie. #thebirdisfreed

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3 years ago

Rule #1: Never listen to anyone who once owned a Chrysler LeBaron.

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

3 years ago

Rule #1: Never listen to anyone who once owned a Chrysler LeBaron.

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

If Larry David even owns a pair of jeans (doubtful), there's no way they fit that poorly. And no way in HELL he's wearing them golfing. 🤣

Schrödinger's Litter Box @Brewjew308

3 years ago

If Larry David even owns a pair of jeans (doubtful), there's no way they fit that poorly. And no way in HELL he's wearing them golfing. 🤣

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

Adoring a monarch is dumb enough. Adoring a king who doesn't even respect the position enough to wear velvet and a crown is pure lunacy.

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3 years ago

When was the last time Scots sacked York? 1644? Is the north wall even being guarded today?

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3 years ago

Very few recent fawning Balmoral Castle stories mention how it was stolen by traitors to Scotland then sold to the German overlords in London.

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

Calling himself "Charles III" to sound like a Stuart instead of some Hanoverian sassenach tadger.

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3 years ago

"You put your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn't put your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible." -Mark Twain

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

The medium is the message. The structure of social media dooms its effects on humans toward divisiveness. Add the motive of shareholder and personal value, and it provides a near perfect hijack of human minds evolved to solve other problems. littlebrown.com/titles/max-fis…

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Andrew 🌲 @evolvify

3 years ago

Spoiler Alert: "the land of the free" ain't gonna crack the Top 10 list in 2022 either. Is there a process for amending lyrics to the national anthem? I don't want to have to lie the next time I stand up and perform symbolic musical gestures at a sportsball game.

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3 years ago

Remember when the lying liars comprising the Christian Right were fearmongering about "activist judges"? Everything they say is a lie geared toward the aggregation of power in this world. Ironically, the exact thing Jesus warned would identify false Christians.

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3 years ago

One of fascism's main traits: "disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits" – 12 of 14 among Umberto Eco's characteristics of archetypal fascism #christianfascism

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3 years ago

∙ Modern technology is designed to exploit evolved human traits ∙ The combination of powerful motives and efficient technology opens the door for robo-parasitism psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sex-mu…

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3 years ago

On "the role of [media] in the rise of dominance-style leadership and radical-right populism… revision of the Comparative Fascist Studies… as a “political religion,” and characterize ultranationalism as a set of maladaptive supernormal stimuli. degruyter.com/document/doi/1…