Existential Ham @existential_ham

*Stolen from April Guyatt Instead of cat-poster affirmations, put "what if" in front of the positive statement you want to believe. “I am good enough” becomes “What if I am good enough?” For those of us who won’t believe the former, what if this works?

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

4 years ago

If you don’t know, assume the positive until the negative is proven. -Ask out that girl you like -Make that joke -SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION -Start that diet

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

4 years ago

You imagine the worst case scenario (WCS). How do you stop worrying? Create the following continuum: WCS <————-Neutral ——-—> Best Case Scenario Now you have 3 possibilities. In general, it’s ideal to assume the Best Possible Scenario (BPO) or Neutral Outcome (NO) until proven

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

4 years ago

MINDFULNESS REMINDERS AHEAD

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

Thank you, Zippy @realDonaldTrump

The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

6 years ago

Thank you, Zippy @realDonaldTrump

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

K A R M A

Bweaking NuwuS @BBCBweaking

6 years ago

K A R M A

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

Kill Jesus vol 1 [opening scene] Jesus: No kiddo, this moment, this is me at my most...masochistic Mary Magdolin: JESUS, IT’S YOUR BAB- *gunshot* [Next scene] Luke: My name is Luke and I like to fuq

Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

I dub this t-shirt: Kill Jesus

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

As a teacher, I used to tell kids that they need to learn correct grammar because one day they might become president...and now I can’t.

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

6 years ago

Anyhoo four years ago Barack Obama used a selfie stick in the White House

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Existential Ham @existential_ham

6 years ago

Wow...that means 4/10 Americans support their labor being exploited, their healthcare being unaffordable and their children being as uneducated as they are...

CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk

6 years ago

Wow...that means 4/10 Americans support their labor being exploited, their healthcare being unaffordable and their children being as uneducated as they are...