Coop Ext @ext_coop
Local Extension Administrator. Educators believe everything is my fault. Support staff know it isn’t. Leadership is oblivious. United States Joined January 2022-
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Fair Season comes before Sweater Weather for a reason if you are a regional Extension administrator. An endless supply of @4H food booths, @BeefUSA sandwich stands, #dairy milkshake booths, and @NationalPork hot sausage.
There is a select group of individuals that when they see birds migrating back north don’t think summer they think #Avian Influenza. They will then give you some random explanation about the price of chicken wings. #Extension #coopext
Glad tidings #Extension folk. Hope your week of #coopext was productive. We have received intel that Leadership will release their weekly cryptic message on Friday at approximately 5:26. Just in time for no one to care and therefore no questions.
My popularity is soaring like gasoline prices and inflation. Thanks @ExtensionDean. #Extension #coopext Our strongest advocates @FarmBureau know we hid in bunkers for two years with our masks on. Their support is waning.
My popularity is soaring like gasoline prices and inflation. Thanks @ExtensionDean. #Extension #coopext Our strongest advocates @FarmBureau know we hid in bunkers for two years with our masks on. Their support is waning.
All- I received a WTF and a notification of an unfollow to my last tweet. I’ll sleep better tonight…thank you.
#Extension #coopext educators told me today they aren’t driving for meetings/farms b/c of gas prices. Instead of yelling at me why don’t you contact your federal representatives. Shut up and do your job. You hid in your bunker for almost two years.
If they are coming to work for #Extension #coopext @4H @FarmBureau that is a legitimate job offer.
If they are coming to work for #Extension #coopext @4H @FarmBureau that is a legitimate job offer.
Academia is a strange place full of entitlement. I worked in administration in the corporate world where there are real consequences. I enjoy the freedom and lack of actual expectations in academia. I dare not to complain about the “workload” or lack thereof.
Oh boy…when asked this question I pretend I might have Covid and run away.
Oh boy…when asked this question I pretend I might have Covid and run away.
My neighbor asked me a question about his bush. I told him to contact the #coopext #Extension office and the #MasterGardeners. It was a test of our responsiveness. He asked me again today. He inquired twice and received nothing. Guess who’s funding gets reduced Monday morning.
My poster for #coopext #Extension Conf., “You think change is hard. Try extinction” was rejected. No reason given. Leadership prefers the status quo and I would hurt some people’s feelings. The same ppl will ask why our county funding decreased and why state funding is flat
If I mow my lawn during work hours can I count that as Turf Grass Management research? Asking for a friend? How does Leadership feel about that @ExtensionDean? #coopext #Extension #turf #Grass #horticulture #agronomy
For fun I started off the week by arriving at the office an hour early. Let’s see who thinks they are getting fired. Little do they know we work in higher education. It would take HR 6 to 8 months to figure that out. #coopext #extension #HumanResources #highered
A policy was handed down to local administration from the Ivory Tower to diktat to our #volunteers. I counted 8 acronyms of which I didn’t know 2 of them. Clear as mud per the usual. #coopext #extension
The 2% of the population directly involved in #agriculture could start by lobbying I mean “advocating” at the state and county level for positions beyond @4H. We have hitched our wagon to a cart that goes nowhere. #coopext @Extension @FarmBureau
Whatever you do don’t tell them about the soil test kits!!! The public will be asking every 4-H Educator why they can’t grow a tomato. #CoopExt #Extension @4H @FarmBureau
Whatever you do don’t tell them about the soil test kits!!! The public will be asking every 4-H Educator why they can’t grow a tomato. #CoopExt #Extension @4H @FarmBureau
Folks in the Ivory Tower have banned me from starting every Extension Board meeting with this clip. They clearly don’t understand our stakeholders. #coopext #Extension #Farming @FarmBureau @4H
Folks in the Ivory Tower have banned me from starting every Extension Board meeting with this clip. They clearly don’t understand our stakeholders. #coopext #Extension #Farming @FarmBureau @4H
Administration at the Ivory Tower has requested that local administrators send a spreadsheet with our “reserve” funds. What could that possibly mean? #Budget2022 #coopext #Extension
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