FaceOmeter @faceometer
Writer, storyteller, travelling musician. Also in The Untidy Gardeners. faceometer.tk Birmingham, UK Joined January 2009-
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Explain why cancelling $1,900,000,000,000 in student debt is a “handout”, but a $1,900,000,000,000 tax cut for rich people was a “stimulus”.
This is a brilliant album and you should buy it DESPITE the outrageous insensitivity of 'Galway', that's a career high gig for some of us Grace
Okay look. *inhales* From the numbers... I have to say - because I wouldn’t forgive myself if I didn’t - that there’s a small chance my album out today might see the UK chart this week. I am also ready to admit that if it did, that would mean more to me than I could say.
Scheduled a little gig! faceometer.tk/live
@AlexJackson1985 You'd better believe it - and in fine voice
*taps mic* Is this thing on? facebook.com/permalink.php?…
@AlexJackson1985 Is it possible to have less of the Jones?
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Just got out of today's impeachment trial. My biggest takeaway: "Impeachment is not to punish, but to prevent." If we do not vote to convict Donald Trump, we are inviting this to happen again.
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I fixed it for them
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This was the Home Secretary's answer as to why the UK has the worst daily death rate in the world.
@edgelarks Isn't it absolutely infuriating? FWIW your new album is utterly incredible, your best work by miles. Loving it every day at the mo!
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I totally missed that this sack of shit Prime Minister called the idea of cancelling Christmas “inhuman” when he cancelled Eid with like 2 hours notice. You said the fucking racist bit out loud again you incompetent scumbag
It's gonna be a big day! @edgelarks @Magiclanternuk
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