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#BestBarRileys

"I've worked in three very different environments & this has given me problem-solving skills in many different areas." #THREE = #hired

"My unique qualities will shine through in different parts of the company,wherever they are needed." [qualities not listed] #wherever #hired

"I'm craving the responsibility. I don't want a job that I will get bored in." #THEresponsibility + #seekingcandyland = #hired

Working with a small team will give me a chance to showcase my skills & be the only person to bring things to the table. #onlyperson? #hired

"i thrive in a fun work environment, but can deal with stress & strongly dislike lack of professionalism in co-workers." ...*punch* = #hired

"It seems like your company is a business that's working to help out real people." #realpeople = #hired

"the fact that I can use these platforms is helpful because they are platforms that I wouldn’t need to learn." #donewithlearning! = #hired

[written app] "with age on my side (being 22 yrs of age) I'm fortunate to still have constant feedback with businesses." ...*punch* #hired

why should we hire you? "My computer knowledge is up to date & software usage is pristine." #PrestineSoftwareUsage? = #techterm = #hired

[written application] "I've been waiting years for the opportunity to start a career & put 110% into my job." #waiting = #win = #hired

[written app] "I'm looking for a group of cool people who I enjoy working for. You guys seem to match this description." #coolguys #hired

[written application] "i want to work for you because it seems like you guys are a cool company to work for." #coolcompany = #hired

what do you want to do in your career? "I'm just open to all the possibilities." #allthepossibilities = #hired

why do you want to work here? "I know that this is a lucrative business to be in these days." [???] = #hired

tasks performed/experience gained from previous job position? "Interacted with a variety of people." #interactionswithpeople = #hired

Why do you want to work here? "Employees seem to love their job & want to work harder because of the lay back atmosphere." #layback = #hired

Just give me a chance to speak with you for 5 min and I promise I will blow you away with my deep knowledge of this discipline. #hired

"I want to work for you because I am on-board with what this company is trying to achieve." #onboard = #hired

why do you want to work for us? "because I can already tell that I would really enjoy it." #reallyenjoy = #hired