Fake Coatesy @fakecoatesy
I used to be the most insightful, #CuttingEdge journalist in the league. That is until @CSNPhilly stabbed me in the freaking back. Also, I can't read. Parody. #NextToFreakinSaunders Joined January 2012-
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The Cowboys front office is so incompetent. I LOVE IT!!!!
I hear something. Sounds like Howie flying low, avoiding radar.
He's clearly not happy.
Dear @netflix, if you don’t bring back @MINDHUNTER_ for another 3 seasons, I’m going to become a serial killer. You will have blood on your hands.
Crying won’t help you, praying won’t do you no good.
If @19problemz didn’t have such bad period cramps, the 49ers would have won easily.
It’s a shame the 49ers lost in excruciating fashion. A big shame.
Well, the #49ers are getting kicked directly in the penis.
If the Packers beat San Fran, I will get surgery to allow me to suck my own cock.
The official Coatesy predictions… Bills 30, Steelers 13 Bucs 33, Eagles 23
Watching the Cowboys lose is a different kind of happiness than watching the Eagles win. Whereas an Eagles win is stressful then relieving, I have such care-free, unadulterated joy in watching the Cowboys fail.
The #Cowboys have nothing to feel bad about. They had a great season. Ha. Just kidding. That was pathetic. They suck old man balls.
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Watching the Cowboys lose is a different kind of happiness than watching the Eagles win. Whereas an Eagles win is stressful then relieving, I have such care-free, unadulterated joy in watching the Cowboys fail.
@RearAdBsBlog Lolol what a soft kid. Guy didn’t want to hear any mean words from Torts. Man, young cats these days just piss down their leg when they get criticized
@fakecoatesy @CrantGohn This guys get its ⬆️
@fakecoatesy Dallas fans say you're not a true contender until you beat Carolina, the Giants, and the Ft Worth middle school coed intramural team
@fakecoatesy Chiefs , Cowboys, and I guess the Dolphins?
Nobody evidently.
Fun Fact: no
Penn State runs a trick formation two-point play that fails. The Lions could have kicked an extra point to make it and eight-point game. Instead, by missing that try, they are down nine, 24-15, with 1:59 to play.
@fakecoatesy @mpflyerspod That’s just foreplay for me.
@fakecoatesy bigger and more relevant question is who the hell watches this crap?
@fakecoatesy Yeah, I get the problem with athletes betting on sports, but when the leagues promote it, no, exploit it, I don't see how they have the moral high ground to police it.