Blaine @falsemcu

idly passing through the marvel universe midgard Joined June 2018

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

Peter, getting ready to lift Mjolnir: Alright, buddy, cmon. Deep breaths. You got this. Peter: [uses all his strength to pull at the hammer] Mjolnir: [swings up and knocks him out] Thor: [walking into the room] Has anyone seen my- oh there it is. Thanks, spider-friend.

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

Tony, looking at Strange from afar: He looks goo-ood. Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous. Steve: [clears throat] Tony: I still love Steve. Steve: Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while.

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

Hey twitter, I'm running on no sleep and I've taken enough melatonin pills to knock out a baby seal. Anyway I was scrolling through my feed and then started crying over pictures of Tom Hiddlestons legs. Just look at this mans stature. He really owns my ass AND my heart. Ok thanks

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b*rry @captainassmrica

7 years ago

pick one and rt in 11 seconds so it’ll happen

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Incorrect Vision @incorrectvision

7 years ago

Tony, referring to Wanda: Wait, you're taken? Vision: Ya for granted.

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

Pictured, Tony being interviewed and asked if he's had any gay lovers. Meanwhile, Steve is breathing down his neck waiting for the answer as Strange and the others wander around in the background.

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nini 🍑 @incorrectnini

7 years ago

tony: i want a big, strong man steve: tony: whos a blondie, steve: tony: ...with a rugged beard steve, tearing up: if you want thor so bad just say so tony: oh for fucks sake

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juliana @itsbarrosju

7 years ago

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Sabrina Ragnahoe ☀️ @ragnaroloki

7 years ago

It's what he deserves

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

[Steve with Tony at the movies] Tony: [reaches into popcorn bucket] [gets pricked] OW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT IN THERE- Steve: [starts crying] Tony: Why are you- Steve, voice cracking: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ

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☀️I love you 3000 @Lokieed

7 years ago

But the pain is still there,, thor has to look away, sad, lost in all the good memories and loki’s quick look at his brother, the deep sigh and the broken little “yeah” hurts so much the longing has been there for years

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bee @royaltyloki

7 years ago

unpopular opinion i don’t really wanna see lady loki or kid loki i want to see tom hiddleston as loki only sorry

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

Bucky: Do you know her last name name yet? Sam: Bucky, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow. Because she's gonna be screaming it tonight. Bucky: She's gonna be screaming her own last name? Sam: ᴼᵏ ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ,

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Blaine @falsemcu

7 years ago

It's crazy how I could love a person so much that I just retweeted a video of them drinking milk. If I saw someone else do that, I wouldn't bat at an eye. Tom Hiddleston owns my ass that much, that if see a video of him drinking milk or even breathing, I'm just like "Wow. Art."