fetch @fetch444

20 🦀 software engineer • @modrinth github.com/fetchfern canadian french Joined March 2024

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aaron @aarondotdev

a day ago

i am the diversity hire (white) at my ai startup

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LaurieWired @lauriewired

21 hours ago

if you’re an EE, CS, or cryptography student write your thesis on public key cryptography at the image sensor level Proof of Physical capture will become a backbone of society soon.

OpenAI @OpenAI

22 hours ago

if you’re an EE, CS, or cryptography student write your thesis on public key cryptography at the image sensor level Proof of Physical capture will become a backbone of society soon.

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A lot of you guys went straight to white collar jobs and it shows. Your pipeline was high school to college to SaaS sales. No summer construction job. No landscaping. Not even a life guard. Just straight to the blue button down and a Patagonia vest.

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blueberry @blueberrycalico

3 days ago

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hero @1thousandfaces_

3 days ago

Me: i’m really storagepilled. I’m such a bucketcucked infracel. The AWS sales rep: What

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paytondev🏳️‍🌈 @paytondev

3 days ago

the reason Apple Maps is miles ahead of Google Maps is the voice guidance. instead of "in 1000 feet, turn left" it's "go past this light, then at the next one turn left" it's just so much more easily interpretable and easy to remember

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Sergey Nazarov @sergeynazarovx

5 days ago

✅ fixed

phed @PhedEU

6 days ago

✅ fixed https://t.co/nFckWOKUer

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JT @jiratickets

6 days ago

Telling her to wear something tight to Nobu tonight then picking her up on a Lime scooter

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terminally onλine εngineer (unemployed arc) @tekbog

6 days ago

pm: “did u finish the ticket?” dev: “idk if you are familiar with the concept of eventual consistency”

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Haakam Aujla @haakamaujla

6 days ago

My cofounder in a customer Slack channel

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balatro chumblings @doschumblings

7 days ago

when your high goes away and you realize how much you ate

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Ashish Jha @arj7192

a week ago

ok, i've reviewed enough @speedrun applications for today

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hersch @tittyrespecter

a week ago

alcohol reduces your iq, which is why i keep drinking beer. once i escape this genius 135 iq hellhole and enter that sweet ignorance is bliss 110 range, i'll finally be content

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Lewis @ctjlewis

2 weeks ago

all of San Francisco is banned from using the word “autist,” YC is banned from using the word “autist.” i’m going woke. autists do not go to “kiwi eating parties.” this is a normie nerd quirk chungus event. autists are these peoples’ slaves and they are kept out of sight.