Anand @finding_anand
puns, truth bombs, rants... Bengaluru, India Joined August 2020-
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Insane amount of respect for people who change careers/tracks in life and start new from scratch when things dont serve any purpose to them anymore
Dealing with failure/defeat/rejection is comparatively much easier than dealing with the guilt not trying at all and living with a missed opportunity thinking “just what if…”
How hurt was the person who wrote the lyrics of Zamaana lage 😢 “Tu iss tarah se mere saath bewafayi kar, ke tere baad mujhe koi bewafa na lage” 🤌🏾
Slack/Teams should come up with the feature to block people. Some people just don’t get it that you’re on leave or its an holiday. Despite knowing you have paused your notifications on your day off, they deliberately click on the “notify anyways” option! 😓
This morning I had this random craving for an English breakfast. Then I realised what day it was. Ended up having idli with orange and green chutney!🫡
The platform has already bumped up the fare prices since 1st Aug and yet these people are very blatantly asking for more. I reported and cancelled the ride and was surprised to see the option - “asked more fare” in the cancellation reasons! @RapidoCares @rapidobikeapp ?
Beware of people who deliberately try to provoke you with insults disguised as jokes, then play the victim when you react. That’s not banter - that’s emotional baiting with a side of gaslighting. ☮️
Why did the cloves break up? Coz they were in a laung distance relationship!🥲
Sounds similar, means completely different!😶🌫️ Normal person: muscles were sore yesterday! Cannibal: muscles were sour yesterday!
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