Anand @finding_anand
puns, truth bombs, rants... Bengaluru, India Joined August 2020-
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Slack/Teams should come up with the feature to block people. Some people just don’t get it that you’re on leave or its an holiday. Despite knowing you have paused your notifications on your day off, they deliberately click on the “notify anyways” option! 😓
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This morning I had this random craving for an English breakfast. Then I realised what day it was. Ended up having idli with orange and green chutney!🫡
Sunday evenings bring out the shaayar in me… 🫠
The platform has already bumped up the fare prices since 1st Aug and yet these people are very blatantly asking for more. I reported and cancelled the ride and was surprised to see the option - “asked more fare” in the cancellation reasons! @RapidoCares @rapidobikeapp ?
Beware of people who deliberately try to provoke you with insults disguised as jokes, then play the victim when you react. That’s not banter - that’s emotional baiting with a side of gaslighting. ☮️
Why did the cloves break up? Coz they were in a laung distance relationship!🥲
Why did the cloves break up? Coz they were in a laung distance relationship!🥲
Sounds similar, means completely different!😶🌫️ Normal person: muscles were sore yesterday! Cannibal: muscles were sour yesterday!
Home is not a geographical location. It’s the people you choose to stay with!
Chup mahi chup hai ranjha… coz both were high on ganja!😶🌫️
* might be based on real life events * Friend: I joined cult last week.. Me: ohh great! What did you do yesterday. Friend: yesterday they taught us about animal sacrifice.. Me: I thought you meant cult fitness, what cult did you join?😶🌫️😭
This morning, instead of npm run dev, I ran npm ruin dev 😭✌🏾 #react #JavaScript
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The most difficult thing to do when you fail is to forgive yourself.
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