Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

🎶 I'm a tiger when I want love; I'm a snake when we disagree. 🎶 Reformed Sailin' Man. Sometimes I fix broken things. (Tomaytx/Tomahtx. Gringx). Japan - to - San Diego, CA. Joined December 2008

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

3 weeks ago

Olly olly oxen free!!

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InfantryDort @infantrydort

a month ago

Troof.

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly

2 months ago

Still one of the best all time videos

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

2 months ago

I'd never noticed this before, but late 1970s Chevy Chase and Harrison Ford kinda looked like they could've been fraternal twin brothers.

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Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

3 months ago

Miracles occur every day!

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

3 months ago

Why was TODAY the day that I learned that Ian Fleming (creator of James Bond) was Also the author of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"...?!

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

3 months ago

AI is useless until it can make an app based on Letterman's classic "Trump or Monkey" game with just a synopsis of the rules/gameplay.

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

4 months ago

I'd cut off my own finger to listen to @ScottAdamsSays talking with @lexfridman

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CWSA is an awesome body of work, amazing resource, and tremendous historical record. I'm trying to catalogue it. Here's my first try... built quickly but hopefully useful out of the gate: cwsaarchive.com You can search by term or topic. Would love your feedback or…

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

4 months ago

Recipe: Gen X midlife melancholy mini pizzas English muffin (or I guess you could use sliced bread) Pizza sauce (Contadina recommended... But I guess you could use leftover fast food ketchup packets) Shredded mozzarella cheese (or Kraft American slices... whatever).

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Mark ↙️ @firecontrol

4 months ago

There should be a bingo game, based on Red Hot Chili Peppers' lyrics, but all the squares on the bingo card would just be "California" and "{crude sexual innuendo}." EVERYBODY WINS!