1st Evangelical Church of Satan @first_satan
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Get out your black candles, sinners
If you are saying shit exactly like Darth Vader you might be the bad guy
If you are saying shit exactly like Darth Vader you might be the bad guy
it's bastille day, a great time to dethrone god, replace him with an opera singer in a sexy robe, and worship her as the Goddess of Reason
For real
Attention everyone who has never tried to pay, in horses, a rocket ship flight attendant for unwanted sex. You are all better than Elon Musk. All of you. businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-25…
Christians worried that others will do unto them what they do to others
It's simple:
Summon some hellfire, sinners! It's the National Day of Prayer. 😈 Satanism teaches your body is inviolable. Neither Charles Herbster nor the Supreme Court have any claim on it.
Overturning Roe v Wade relies on the jurisprudence of a dude who burned witches 400 years ago
Overturning Roe v Wade relies on the jurisprudence of a dude who burned witches 400 years ago
The Nebraska Family Alliance filed an amicus brief supporting the forthcoming ban on abortion. Because they are misogynists.
"I was at the donut shop but I didn't want a donut. God moved in the heart of the manager and she didn't sell me a donut." @RepDonBacon's idea of a miracle
We knew this day would come. Abortion was first on the chopping block, next are birth control, marriage freedom, and anything else that allows you to control your own life. Christofascists hate freedom.
Remember that the Nebraska Family Alliance never choose kindness, not even when they have already driven someone to suicide journalstar.com/news/local/gov…
Yesterday at a work meeting my colleagues and I were spitballing about what famous Nebraskan to name big lake after, and it was all fun and games until someone suggested "Starkweather Lake."
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The colonisers didn't give us Christianity & Islam because they loved or want to liberate us. They gave them to us to destroy our culture & divide us. They succeed anyway.
Fear is the mean source of government & religion. And the mean source of cruelty & war. But to conquer fear is the beginning of freedom.
Reminder that, as county atty, @CADonKleine worked hard to defend a white supremacist, who laid in wait for someone to shoot at, and not finding one, picked a fight on the street. Kleine: "Clear self-defense, no grand jury investigation and no charges." x.com/seeingredne/st…
Jake Gardner, the Omaha bar owner who killed James Scurlock last night, has had multiple gun charges that were dropped or pled down to lesser offenses over the years.
A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big.
I can’t believe my parents could have raised me in a Christian denomination that let me bring my pets to church so a priest could bless them but instead chose the one that gave me trauma
@jim_pillen Only churches that don't allow pedophiles, right? So only @first_satan can lead the prayers.
To be clear, the American government and American citizens have been guilty of almost unimaginable evil in the distant and the recent past. But no collective stain has seeped into the soil. Our problems have actual material causes, and our enemies are people, not concepts.
It Happened to Me: I tried to buy a history of the Stonewall Inn riots and accidentally bought a children's biography of Stonewall Jackson #libraryproblems
I bought a new wallet today. It replaces my current wallet, which has “Skate Maddness” embossed on the black leather and has a grommet in one corner to attach a wallet chain, and which I purchased at the Ingham County fair in 1997. Just goes to show that people *can* change.
.@BetoORourke just showed up and shook things up. @statesman
Kinda feels like you should sit this one out, buddy
Pete Ricketts has an "A" rating from the NRA
Today we saw pure evil. Nebraska’s prayers are with the victims’ families and the entire community of Uvalde in the aftermath of this horrific crime.
Plant care guides: "Pinching off new leaves/blooms will cause your plants to grow back even fuller!" My plants when I pinch them back:
Whew. This thread. I feel this.
@annehelen My ten-year-old has gradually realized how fragile and dysfunctional our civilization is, in a way that I didn't understand until my late 30s. I have NO IDEA how that's going to shape his worldview and ideology as he grows up.
The Venn diagram of people who say "if you don't want to get pregnant don't have sex!" and the people who don't believe in a woman's right to consent is a circle.
Interesting -- at today's ceremony to fete NE high schoolers who achieved top ACT test scores, one student from Elkhorn South proudly proclaimed that she wanted to become a civil rights lawyer, fighting for reproductive rights. @GovRicketts -- a pro-life advocate -- stood nearby
I like it when an edition is so old, they clearly don't even know what the author's legacy is going to be yet. Wtf is "The Great Shark Hunt"
I've been a vegetarian for 12 years now. It is kinda weird to think I've had, like, agency and convictions for that long.
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