Firstflier @firstflier

Me, the Sailor and our cat, Captain Jim. firstflier.blogspot.co.uk Joined May 2009

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Firstflier @firstflier

4 years ago

@BootsHelp Hi, is the website for online ordering down today? My order keeps being cancelled as it is failing internal validation checks. Thanks!

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5 years ago

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @dungeonsanddads: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! 70 eps wow! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5Sffly5o4…

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5 years ago

I was not prepared for episode 61 of @dungeonsanddads. There should be warnings for 'heartbreak' and 'ugly crying during your lunch break' on Spotify. #wreckmedaddy #butlikeemotionally

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5 years ago

Sooo...late to the party (as usual) but listening to the podcast 'Dungeons and Daddies' @dungeonsanddads and I am sobbing at episode 14. Send help. #dungeonsndads #DnD #brbcallingmydad

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6 years ago

Thanks @AmazonUK - talk about a contactless delivery! 😂 #deliveryfail #amazonuk

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I was in Grant Park in Chicago on election night in 2008, maybe 40m from Obama as he gave that unforgettable speech. I’d forgotten that, elsewhere that evening, John McCain was giving an even better one. What a hero. He personified American greatness:

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7 years ago

@itsmedilbey At least you are in good company 😂✌🏻

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7 years ago

Welp. Christmas is well and truly over. I have just renewed my membership for @PureGym and I've downloaded a meal prep app. Who am I?!

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7 years ago

Anybody else think this design looks vaguely familiar? 🤔 youtu.be/wC416q2vREo Coming soon - 30% off code for Coca-Cola Energy using code @pewdiepie 😂

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7 years ago

@ThreeUKSupport All good now thanks, Kimberley!

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7 years ago

Officially addicted to Diablo III and now pushing it on my parents as well. For £1.60 for Xbox 360, it's a worthwhile investment!

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8 years ago

@itsmeDilbey Congrats dude! Hope you have a great day

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8 years ago

@CapSouthCoast last year I got two 'gifts' for secret santa. 1) a suit jacket and trousers made entirely of see through popping bubble wrap (most of which was popped) 2) a notebook with a cover saying 'people I want to punch in the face'. Obviously my secret Santa was no.1!

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8 years ago

@CapSouthCoast broke up a week before his birthday (on valentine's Day no less!) And he decided he got to keep all of his very expensive birthday presents! Not sure how he convinced me that worked! 😂

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8 years ago

@CapSouthCoast motion activated flood lights. For sure.

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8 years ago

Watching Jaws for the first time. My God, these three blokes are shit at catching sharks. And sailing boats. And telling scar stories. I mean, seriously, for 10k I have a better chance of driving the boat, killing the shark and punching the mayor when I get back. #moviereviews

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8 years ago

Feel like this match can be summed up as follows:- England: Come home, please. We miss you. Football: No. England: Football, you ARE coming home. Football: I am NOT. You cant make me! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD! #ENGCRO

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8 years ago

@CapSouthCoast this song just makes me think of terrifying bedroom activities with an adventurous fraulien 👊🙈

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8 years ago

@CePetitCoeur I'm sat here like "can you actually hear the words coming out your mouth?! Do you have the memory of a goldfish?!" How can people remember their own actions so differently from reality?!! Actually worrying.