Megan @fistfulsofmac
proud new owner of a tea kettle Joined September 2019-
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Im so tired. There was a flash outside my window. And I thought. How odd. And started wondering what could cause such a thing. It was lightning. I forgot lightning exists.
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Guys my whole life I’ve had burgundy and maroon backwards
How can you take a tropical storm seriously when it’s called Bret?
Why’d I nearly kill myself trying to open a door?
Why did teachers tell me I wasn’t allowed to count on my fingers? I have a master’s degree in mathematics and I still count on my fingers
I open my eyes this morning to look out the window only for a construction vehicle carrying another construction vehicle to reflect the sun directly into my face
The fact that everyone in that barn or whatever learned the hoedown throw down perfectly in the span of one song is baffling
You can say “They are not” Or you can say “They’re not” Or you can say “They aren’t” But you can’t say “They’ren’t” Wild.
My mom opening the fridge: wow this is really nice I think I’ll sleep in here
Imagine aliens coming to our planet and hearing yodeling
Thought I’d go out for a midnight stroll. Got about 6 houses down the street when a deer 100 feet away jumped over the sidewalk. I ran home.
I just leaned my head back and laughed maniacally as soon as I got off the bus
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