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no tengo monish porsh si mi quieren robaarrssh Joined August 2023-
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*Having a hard time looking for men’s suits* Me: Look for a James Bond costume hehe. Bro: Don’t. temp. me..
Randy as a kid is so adorable.
Bro (whispering): why didn’t you park more back? Me (normal voice): because the kid drives like crap. Bro (whispering): its the girl. Me: … they both do. Bro (whispering): ah okay. My car is too new give them a taste of their own medicine anyways.
Financial Director: Want to be a nun too? Me brain: ughhhhh im not the basic bitch that leaves asap so im a easy peezy target. Also, i gotta babysit my ma and/or chill as Dad does his thing. I’m doing the bare minimum when the bar is set so low that it LOOKS like im doing lot .
Both a hater and a copy cat-er.
Fack i didnt notice price went significantly down after everyone left tesla supercharger site.
San Diego paper bag cost me 30 cents without my knowledge. All the superchargers were 72-60 cents except for one 47 cents. But you know why? BECAUSE IT HAD TINY SUPERCHARGERS
Okay i feel better. Vamos a los Unitez
The annoying thing of samsung bespoke refrigerator is that the bottom freezer door can be little open and the alarm wont work. And if it does, its not persistent nor loud enough for old people. Apparently, there was a puddle in the morning. And apparently the door is heavier now.
I miss my squishy California king size mattress.
My brotha driving my new tesla in bling-bling Arcadia:
Stupid cat thinks my car is his mom’s car to climb on.
I thought i made to the news as the irresponsible silver Tesla driver in the freeway. But it was a guy. For sleeping.
Fan + ice-water fan = happy mimiz timez
Fake robo taxi almost off cut me off today after hazing tow truck in fhe freeway (anyways). I was like what ugly car is that? It looks like tesla but its skinny and has a fugly paint color.
The cartoons are right, you see flashin stars after a headbutt. Lets see how i look in the morning.
Is Oro de Jalisco Extra Ultra Premium Anejo Tequila still manufactured? I just want the bottle as vase. 👉🏼👈🏼
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