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marchand absolutely held onto the puck there longer on purpose to hear more boos lmao
it's the part of the year where i watch a bunch of different hockey broadcasts and get unreasonably that not all of them have a sog counter on their ticker. it's 2024 people.
i just love that the leafs have 0 cups since 67 and phil kessel, personally, won 3. i remember that little bit of justice every so often and smile.
next game, the bruins will start a goalie. if they win, it will have been the right goalie. but if they lose, they should have started the other goalie. this is a fruitful discussion we are going to have every game now.
opening your youtube home page in front of a woman and all of the suggestions are a perfect 50/50 mix between 15 second long horny vtuber clips and videos with titles like "slavoj zizek on accelerationism"
you don't have to care about the bethesda fallouts. we just all went over this a couple months ago with the brian herbert dune books. bethesda is fallout's brian herbert, and that is fine.
dread it. run from it. the bruins will always be guaranteed a point, no matter what you do,
can guarantee a headline once a year of "bruins sign brayden chunkadunk, the 6 foot 9, 400 pound fifth year senior out of miami ohio. he had 30 points in 40 games his final year captaining the beavers, a pace he will inexplicably beat next season as a 28 year old rookie"
can guarantee a headline once a year of "bruins sign brayden chunkadunk, the 6 foot 9, 400 pound fifth year senior out of miami ohio. he had 30 points in 40 games his final year captaining the beavers, a pace he will inexplicably beat next season as a 28 year old rookie"
hey whats up with the bruins just taking 2 career ahlers and turning them into actual contributors out of nowhere. like brazeau and wotherspoon, by all projections, should look like below replacement level players in the nhl. they very much do not.
thank you for not fucking up and getting edmunson sweeney. i know that too a lot from you.
1500s twitter going off in the comments
shoulda told the kids the old ladies were cool too
did did someone pay for bots to hype up slaf on random necro'd posts??
did did someone pay for bots to hype up slaf on random necro'd posts??
what the fuck do you mean obama drew like frederick engels. what the fuck do you mean by that.
what the fuck do you mean obama drew like frederick engels. what the fuck do you mean by that. https://t.co/7UCaWhXAW9
i thought role models were stupid when i was growing up, but retroactively it was obvious that there were certain people who seemed to think about the world the way i did that i wanted to emulate. they're a lot easier to identify retrospectively.
i thought role models were stupid when i was growing up, but retroactively it was obvious that there were certain people who seemed to think about the world the way i did that i wanted to emulate. they're a lot easier to identify retrospectively.
lol. lmao, even.
guy just replied to a graph with an ms paint drawing of the opposite graph. honestly impressive levels of willing delusion. gotta respect the game at some point.
guy just replied to a graph with an ms paint drawing of the opposite graph. honestly impressive levels of willing delusion. gotta respect the game at some point.
i'm listening to the new glass beach album at work, and i don't think i like it. that's okay though. i'm not someone who has to.
as a tribute to patrick roy getting hired today, the habs decided to allow 9 goals
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460 Followers 1K Following married to a wonderful wife. HUGE BOSTON BRUINS FAN. Travelling Licenced Millwright.TRAGICALLY HIP FAN. Jesus is my Savior
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Very normal things happening in the r/Virginia subreddit this week
The "can I lick it" table has been shared with me a few times so I made one showing which elements I have had in my mouth as a pure material.
I’m not even joking when I say that his name should be in the rafters.
"I have cherished the Bruins and the Spoked-B all these years. And I will 'till my dying breath." @RealJackEdwards reflects on 19 seasons as the #NHLBruins television voice on @NESN. Watch an all-new #BruinsAcademy ➡️ bit.ly/4daPeAP
The downside to banning non-competes is that "gardening leave" will become a lot less common
Today in 4yo/AI stuffy relations, a lesson in how to not respond to a 4yo’s questions
Just published the upper half of the Trump VP tier list, compete with an analysis of Kristi Noem just admitting to have killed a 14-month-old puppy. ettingermentum.news/p/the-new-offi…
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
This is the content the Biden regime is trying to hide from you
I'm gearing up for the world's greatest i-told-you-so
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
I would dunk my own father's head in a toilet if I learned he'd sent this to a game dev.
i dont think the world is prepared for how hard gen alpha is going to revive the 2017-2019 arizona iced tea macintosh plus style vaporwave movement in like 5 years. its going to be our generations versions of the mellinials watching us revive 2007 mall goth/scene kid visuals
My favorite fighting games are parkour. Yours are menus. I will not elaborate.
For those that don't play MapleStory a historic moment just happened in the game. This man did NOT level to 300, and instead streamed to 20,000 viewers for an hour and spoke about the glaring issues that this game faces, and logged off at 299 99.99%.
The WORLD's FIRST Lv. 300 in #MapleStory is happening today 🤯 Tune in and join us in celebrating Niru's legendary accomplishment! 🏆 📺 twitch.tv/niru
let be clear bc i want more people to play melee, the woke melee illumminati has already banned this guy from attending events and the melee scene is by far one of the most queer friendly competitive gaming spaces i’ve ever been apart of
Why does this feel like the kind of article we could see in history books 50 years from now about the rise of fascism?
This literally reads like perfect satire. A team of scientists could not craft a better rage bait joke tweet. Yet it's 100% SERIOUS. The formal language, "MEN" in all caps, the use of "attracted to"... I give up. I will never write bait as good as a genuinely held insane belief
If people are wondering why Ganon mains are so demonized in melee culture, it’s because typically strong MEN are attracted to the Ganondorf archetype. Men sacrifice to protect the truth. Men do hard work and take the brunt of may burdens to provide to society and culture. The…
This is probably true if you literally don’t leave the house all day and sit at a computer for work in an air conditioned room. I’m not going to read the article. I know I’m right.
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
The number of pickup trucks has skyrocketed, driven almost entirely by people who use them as person vehicles only.
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