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#link Here it is as promised! The Garfield Movie 🎬 for FREE. We swear it's NOT worth paid cinema. BAD script! 4 Rotten Lasagnas 🍝 out of 10 ! Never support geneocide or child sex on set,Sick Nick!Earn royalties from Sony Picutres still. #notmygarfield myflixer.flixtor2.co/the-garfield-m…
they called him the Mohammed Atta of sex. and she was his Queen.
@elonmusk URGENT ALERT ELON! I have found DEMON aka ALIEN tech. Please text or call Barbara 440-752-6112. My life is in danger and I NEED YOUR HELP. PLEASE RESPOND. The person(s) responsible are causing my mini doxy to have seizures, almost till DEATH(!) to TORTURE US. PLEASE HELP US!!
discovered a can of coke behind my couch while spring cleaning, an extremely blessed life
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on the "smallest stork thrown out of nest by mother" youtube algorithm for some reason
I get the impression that a lot of RWers think a "15 minute city" is an elaborate plan to build a fortified border wall around their suburban cul-de-sac or something. It's literally just a more purposeful zoning scheme lol
I get the impression that a lot of RWers think a "15 minute city" is an elaborate plan to build a fortified border wall around their suburban cul-de-sac or something. It's literally just a more purposeful zoning scheme lol
the only way to fix government overspend is to give an overzealous federal accountant a Ford Focus w/ all the trims, a gun and a license to kill
Nuts, an effort to reward ranking: 1) pistachio: slight effort, tremendous reward 2) pecan: walnut on ez mode 3) peanut: dumbass nut but papery shells mmm yeah 4) walnut: a testy, dry pecan 5) almond: almond I love you but you're bringing me down 6) hazelnut: is this a joke to u
Nuts, an effort to reward ranking: 1) pistachio: slight effort, tremendous reward 2) pecan: walnut on ez mode 3) peanut: dumbass nut but papery shells mmm yeah 4) walnut: a testy, dry pecan 5) almond: almond I love you but you're bringing me down 6) hazelnut: is this a joke to u
how it feels to seriously groove to some #music
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peasant 1: so I was saying to Godwin- knight stomping in noisily in full plate armour: hey peasant 1: my lord peasant 2: my lord knight: anyone wanna do anything? peasant 1: no we're fine. my lord knight: ok. I mean if you guys want to peasant 1: we're fine
it's crazy how a guy getting a gf can suck them out of your life forever sometimes, having been utterly bewitched. & NOT just because I am gay with them. that is unrelated
you're lusting after James Spader in Secretariat. I'm lusting after the horse in Secretariat. we're built different.
shout-out to random guys who will go on long-winded rants outside the bar, even if they creep out my girlfriend. I don't care if I agree or not I just love the grind
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5K Followers 6K Following Abandoned swimming pools bring about a sense of melancholy. Once thriving places, evoking innocent joy, peace, and health to all ages…lost but never forgotten.Christina Martin @christinamartin
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689 Followers 929 Following 𓅃 falcon mind virus. solidarity, love and rage. the absurd, the macabre, the cute af. knows for a fact that she's god. 𓅃REBRAND IN PROGRESS p.. @ahjesse
775 Followers 879 Following thoughts my own | he/him | Robin Father | Chickadee Houser |Serrib𓅃 @Sirrawb
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745 Followers 4K Following I hope you're okay; moderately depressed; he/they@normcharlatan I know that means "technically" but I think "momentarily" might've been a more appropriate choice here
@normcharlatan You should be able to monitor his heartbeat in real time through the app
It’s crazy that we’re just learning this about Jeremy Renner instead of receiving a push notification minutes after it happened from a dedicated app.
Jeremy Renner clinically died following his snowplow accident in 2023 Michael Beach says Renner's heart stopped beating, and he broke 38 bones (via: @TheDirect)
If you have a headache, and need a blood thinner, why take Ibuprofen / Acetaminophen etc? Just have a beer. It's not any harder on your liver, thins your blood out, and naturally relieves a headache. Pharma nerds will seethe, but the "painkillers" thing doesn't make sense.
@crulge When you stop working on a product and only work out how it makes money you eventually make it worse
I don't understand the motivation here. It's not like more searches in Gmail = more ads served. Is it just a case of the PM thinking they're smarter than the user and forcing their own dumbass vision upon the userbase as a function of busywork? @edzitron what is it
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@crulge It's ("search term") now I believe
@50TurnParty This truck baffles me bc how come the engineers were smart enough to design a vehicle but overlooked blatant design flaws
American making $400k/yr: "If I grind for 30 years and make enough money I can retire and spend my afternoons sipping espressos on the mediterranean" French guy living on $23k/yr and benefits: "I should get some coffee this afternoon. Maybe I'll walk around on the beach."
how come some rap songs start with “jumanji on the beat” ?
roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink
james somerton faked his suicide and then posted pics of his ass and balls
btw if you’ve only had an egg cream with egg & cream in it you didn’t have an egg cream. it’s just syrup + seltzer water + milk