Fix @fix__

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Riley LaChance @LaChance_13

2 years ago

Transport me to Tin Roof

Fix @fix__

4 years ago

@CitiBikeNYC Any word on why the station at Grand St & Elizabeth St in Manhattan was removed this weekend? Saw no announcement ahead of time, and just re-signed my apt lease in part bc this station was there

Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive

4 years ago

What an amazing Stage 1 of @LeTourFemmes — and such a great sight to see after 33 long years. Wishing the best of luck to Florida native, @lily_bwilliams, and all the cyclists competing this week.

Le Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift @LeTourFemmes

4 years ago

🎥 Relive Stage 1 from inside the pack! 🎥 Revivez l'étape 1 de l'intérieur du peloton ! #TDFF #WatchTheFemmes

Vanderbilt Athletics @vucommodores

11 years ago

From: Andrew Fix To: @pardonmynfrench

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Vanderbilt University @VanderbiltU

11 years ago

Vandy’s three-time national rocketry champs are off to a strong start defending their title vanderbi.lt/hl5nm pic.x.com/dcWyVh1zRz

Vanderbilt XC • Track & Field @vandyxctrack

11 years ago

It's official!! @SimoneCharley finishes 3rd at the NCAA Championships! #schoolrecord #PR #ncaatf #triplejump

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Vanderbilt Athletics @vucommodores

12 years ago

Meet your new National Champs, @VandyWTennis #FightDores

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Vanderbilt Athletics @vucommodores

12 years ago

Next year's SAAC President Sam Riley @vandyxctrack #BGBanquet15

FloTrack @FloTrack

12 years ago

.@vandyxctrack beat @FSU_track by the slimmest margin- 52-53 #d1south

Steve Walsh @VUWalsh

12 years ago

What a race by @vandyxctrack - so proud of how the ladies raced. South Region champs! Now let's go #AnchorDown at Nationals!!

NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball

12 years ago

VANDERBILT COMMODORES 2014 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

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Fix @fix__

12 years ago

Go dores! Let's win us a national championship #vandybaseball #anchordown

AJ McCarron @10AJMcCarron

14 years ago

Just wanted to say a big thanks to mountain brook high for letting me come hangout with my boy "JB" today at school!

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FurmanXC/TF @FurmanXC

14 years ago

Congrats to Furman's Wilkerson Given on setting a school record today in the 3k with a time of 8:20.40

Fix @fix__

14 years ago

“@AlabamaRunners: ow.ly/i/1kMzf Boys 1600m podium.” Congrats @HuskyPrawn on the sub 4:20 bro!

Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball

14 years ago

MileSplit Southeast @MileSplitSE

14 years ago

Jessica Molloy Qualifies for NXN Nationals milespl.it/pt1799f

Fix @fix__

14 years ago

Lets go dores!!! Anchor down! #ncaaxc #herewegocrosscountry

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USTFCCCA @USTFCCCA

14 years ago

DI South: NCAA auto qual teams -- WOMEN: Florida State, Vanderbilt ... MEN: Florida State, Georgia #ncaad1xc

Fix @fix__

15 years ago

“@MBHSTrack: Nick gets 3rd and Jack Miller grabs the bronze in the 3200.” or something like that... @SlippyTold

alexnazzaro @alex_nazzaro1

9 Followers 64 Following

Mark Michael Astarita @mmastarita

4 Followers 8 Following

Former holder of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass

Logan Lineberry @lineberrylogan

423 Followers 1K Following Former holder of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass

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I'm just a guy standing in front of the window butt ass naked in a superhero stance.

Tree for Threes @GeorgeJ14

257 Followers 2K Following I'm just a guy standing in front of the window butt ass naked in a superhero stance.

PhD Candidate in the Arora Lab at NYU Chemistry

Alex Nazzaro @AlexNazzaro4

89 Followers 254 Following PhD Candidate in the Arora Lab at NYU Chemistry

Planner @CaltransHQ and alum @Harvard and @WeitzmanSchool. Likes traipsing around @TheCityOfSac and making the world a better place

Kathleen Hanley @kathleanmachine

237 Followers 523 Following Planner @CaltransHQ and alum @Harvard and @WeitzmanSchool. Likes traipsing around @TheCityOfSac and making the world a better place

There's no point in making a plan B, all it does is distract you from plan A

Gavin G @TheReal_GavinG

699 Followers 845 Following There's no point in making a plan B, all it does is distract you from plan A

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Walt @wevansiii

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Don't be afraid of failing at things that matter, be afraid of succeeding at things that don't. - Bob Goff

Jordan Purdham @japurdham

36 Followers 80 Following Don't be afraid of failing at things that matter, be afraid of succeeding at things that don't. - Bob Goff

Max Krebs @cmkrebs3

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Music, Movies, Dreams and More

dreamcatch22 @Dream_Catch22

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May the rains fall soft upon your fields

Milk @TheConley

235 Followers 223 Following May the rains fall soft upon your fields

Sara Hamed @shamed145

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@IgnatiusChicago Science Teacher, XC Coach and @MilesplitIL editor and contributor | Quintessential northside White Sox black sheep | Vandy '17

Ray Lewis @Ray_Lewis67

793 Followers 986 Following @IgnatiusChicago Science Teacher, XC Coach and @MilesplitIL editor and contributor | Quintessential northside White Sox black sheep | Vandy '17

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We take all shapes and sizes. Mouthfuls and even the tentative tips, of bananas that is.

ShcBananaEaters @ShcBananaEaters

20 Followers 98 Following We take all shapes and sizes. Mouthfuls and even the tentative tips, of bananas that is.

I used to be cool, then I did P90X

Fat Wyvill @FatWyvill

9 Followers 61 Following I used to be cool, then I did P90X

The Senior Class Fund promotes the opportunity to leave your mark on Vanderbilt by making a gift to the university.

Senior Class Fund @VanderbiltSCF

65 Followers 233 Following The Senior Class Fund promotes the opportunity to leave your mark on Vanderbilt by making a gift to the university.

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Cris Williams @CrisWilliams8

13 Followers 339 Following Can't really think of anything profound to say here.

Rucker Durkee @radurkee

13 Followers 43 Following

Follow @sawyervillecamp to keep up with the learning program!

Yellowhammer Learns @YLPLearns

120 Followers 169 Following Follow @sawyervillecamp to keep up with the learning program!

Wearer of many hats. Figuratively speaking, that is. My head is too big for hats.

Catherine Hays @CatherineCHays

36 Followers 243 Following Wearer of many hats. Figuratively speaking, that is. My head is too big for hats.

Love God. Love people. // Nike Athlete // Angel City FC // Vanderbilt University ‘17 & ‘18 // Hoover, AL — Los Angeles, CA //

Simone Charley @SimoneCharley

3K Followers 593 Following Love God. Love people. // Nike Athlete // Angel City FC // Vanderbilt University ‘17 & ‘18 // Hoover, AL — Los Angeles, CA //

Vanderbilt University 2016 | University of Michigan Ross MAcc 2017

Alexandra Williams @alexandrahopes

162 Followers 231 Following Vanderbilt University 2016 | University of Michigan Ross MAcc 2017

b @bgold34

14 Followers 27 Following hi

the truth will make you weird. // also over at @cosmicbookshelf

Grace McKinney @gmckinney3

241 Followers 349 Following the truth will make you weird. // also over at @cosmicbookshelf

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Anna Watt Lux @annawattlux

254 Followers 308 Following Doing things @FlatironSchool // @wework

Walt Rogers @rogersapbio

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Rachel Koch @rachel_l_koch

228 Followers 280 Following "Be merciful to me, O God, for men hotly pursue me." - Psalm 56:1

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Eric Ockenhouse @rockenhouse

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You can call me Mr. Intentionality

Stuff JPurd Says @jflysays

41 Followers 94 Following You can call me Mr. Intentionality

Ride the creedo live the creedo

Grechols @itsasicksport

14 Followers 7 Following Ride the creedo live the creedo

James Hopkins @_Jhop13_

63 Followers 127 Following

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Shud u text ur ex? @shouldiTxtmyex

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Spencer Ann Besaw @spencerannbesaw

170 Followers 136 Following Label Coordinator / Freelance Copywriter and Marketing Consultant

Frattin' strong since '86

Goose @top_frat

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Emery Hines @HinesEmery

6 Followers 44 Following

Vivian McBride @vivmcbride

140 Followers 258 Following

Molly Davis @field_of_sheff

52 Followers 264 Following

When you cease to dream, you cease to live. #anchordown

Josh Elman @LMan321

50 Followers 143 Following When you cease to dream, you cease to live. #anchordown

Sherry @slchen_

697 Followers 472 Following

Official Twitter of Canes Basketball

Canes Basketball @BoardUpNation

28 Followers 32 Following Official Twitter of Canes Basketball

He, him, his | Native Houstonian | doodle dad & executive assistant to Cooper | 31

Taylor Gutierrez @taylorgutie

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Your source for all free events, food, t-shirts, etc. at Vandy.

Free at VU @freeatVU

41 Followers 101 Following Your source for all free events, food, t-shirts, etc. at Vandy.

I can hold a conversation with a wall, so I consider this Twitter feed a nice upgrade!

Abby Carr @whatisabbydoing

104 Followers 144 Following I can hold a conversation with a wall, so I consider this Twitter feed a nice upgrade!

Submit your secrets, confessions, and stories at http://t.co/iRPPh1JAKA

Vandy Confessions @VandyConfession

519 Followers 1K Following Submit your secrets, confessions, and stories at http://t.co/iRPPh1JAKA

alexnazzaro @alex_nazzaro1

9 Followers 64 Following

Mark Michael Astarita @mmastarita

4 Followers 8 Following

Former holder of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass

Logan Lineberry @lineberrylogan

423 Followers 1K Following Former holder of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass

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wint @dril

1.7M Followers 408 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk

An award-winning news site covering the East Village. Named the

evgrieve @evgrieve

31K Followers 5K Following An award-winning news site covering the East Village. Named the "Best Local Website" by The Village Voice. Appreciating what's here while it's still here.

Check the link in bio to shop our shirts :) Designs I sell are my own. DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!

shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

1.3M Followers 1K Following Check the link in bio to shop our shirts :) Designs I sell are my own. DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!

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Valuedictorian @Valuedictorian

10 Followers 1 Following 👍🏻-👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻. Finance, Food, Fantasy Sports. Vantage Point: Value. NYC. No Stolen Valor.

The Crazy Frog is an animated character and successful music artist #crazyfrog #thecrazyfrogofficial

Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog

76K Followers 3K Following The Crazy Frog is an animated character and successful music artist #crazyfrog #thecrazyfrogofficial

'I Think You Should Leave' and the NBA are both very good. Let's put them together. Tweets by @rynprry 🏀

I Think You Should Le... @nbaleave

60K Followers 2K Following 'I Think You Should Leave' and the NBA are both very good. Let's put them together. Tweets by @rynprry 🏀

Parody. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social More on Blue Sky than here these days. merch: https://t.co/NWNqmg5LC2

NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon

245K Followers 4K Following Parody. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social More on Blue Sky than here these days. merch: https://t.co/NWNqmg5LC2

@CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle

Will Sennett @Senn_Spud

120K Followers 1K Following @CloserLookPod the warrior in the garden. proverbs twenty one thirty one the horse is made ready for the day of battle

The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49

World Bollard Associa... @WorldBollard

195K Followers 22 Following The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49

Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's

Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

317K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's

we are a gas station

Kum & Go @kumandgo

58K Followers 135 Following we are a gas station

Music and snowboarding for me

Eric Rahill @ericrahill

53K Followers 771 Following Music and snowboarding for me

I'm just a guy standing in front of the window butt ass naked in a superhero stance.

Tree for Threes @GeorgeJ14

257 Followers 2K Following I'm just a guy standing in front of the window butt ass naked in a superhero stance.

PhD Candidate in the Arora Lab at NYU Chemistry

Alex Nazzaro @AlexNazzaro4

89 Followers 254 Following PhD Candidate in the Arora Lab at NYU Chemistry

horny yoda @horny__yoda

8K Followers 37 Following Snapchat

If I followed 1, it’d be Jesus|| Creator of @SpeakeasyTlkShw|| https://t.co/wZ5aFq6SPy||🇳🇬 🇺🇸|| Inquiries: achoassistant@gmail.com

Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho

391K Followers 492 Following If I followed 1, it’d be Jesus|| Creator of @SpeakeasyTlkShw|| https://t.co/wZ5aFq6SPy||🇳🇬 🇺🇸|| Inquiries: [email protected]

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Kate @kate_overthinks

155K Followers 3K Following jeans: mom / sons: advanced / chef boyardee: enthusiast / she: her / go: birds 🦅

Planner @CaltransHQ and alum @Harvard and @WeitzmanSchool. Likes traipsing around @TheCityOfSac and making the world a better place

Kathleen Hanley @kathleanmachine

237 Followers 523 Following Planner @CaltransHQ and alum @Harvard and @WeitzmanSchool. Likes traipsing around @TheCityOfSac and making the world a better place

🌊🌬🔴 @illuminathaniel

arles barlkley ii @arlieband

2K Followers 393 Following 🌊🌬🔴 @illuminathaniel

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Off Season Creative @offssncreative

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Don't be afraid of failing at things that matter, be afraid of succeeding at things that don't. - Bob Goff

Jordan Purdham @japurdham

36 Followers 80 Following Don't be afraid of failing at things that matter, be afraid of succeeding at things that don't. - Bob Goff

May the rains fall soft upon your fields

Milk @TheConley

235 Followers 223 Following May the rains fall soft upon your fields

@IgnatiusChicago Science Teacher, XC Coach and @MilesplitIL editor and contributor | Quintessential northside White Sox black sheep | Vandy '17

Ray Lewis @Ray_Lewis67

793 Followers 986 Following @IgnatiusChicago Science Teacher, XC Coach and @MilesplitIL editor and contributor | Quintessential northside White Sox black sheep | Vandy '17

The degree. The city. The SEC. #AnchorDown

Vanderbilt Athletics @vucommodores

46K Followers 492 Following The degree. The city. The SEC. #AnchorDown

I used to be cool, then I did P90X

Fat Wyvill @FatWyvill

9 Followers 61 Following I used to be cool, then I did P90X

The Senior Class Fund promotes the opportunity to leave your mark on Vanderbilt by making a gift to the university.

Senior Class Fund @VanderbiltSCF

65 Followers 233 Following The Senior Class Fund promotes the opportunity to leave your mark on Vanderbilt by making a gift to the university.

Fika: A social coffee journal. Discover x Drink x Share. Download Fika on the App Store (https://t.co/svsVe9FLlR)! Coming soon to Google Play.

Fika Coffee App @fikacoffeeapp

175 Followers 255 Following Fika: A social coffee journal. Discover x Drink x Share. Download Fika on the App Store (https://t.co/svsVe9FLlR)! Coming soon to Google Play.

Rucker Durkee @radurkee

13 Followers 43 Following

Follow @sawyervillecamp to keep up with the learning program!

Yellowhammer Learns @YLPLearns

120 Followers 169 Following Follow @sawyervillecamp to keep up with the learning program!

Wearer of many hats. Figuratively speaking, that is. My head is too big for hats.

Catherine Hays @CatherineCHays

36 Followers 243 Following Wearer of many hats. Figuratively speaking, that is. My head is too big for hats.

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Nashville Rage™ @nashvillerage

446 Followers 169 Following can you check the list again?

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Arrested Westeros @arresteros

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Love God. Love people. // Nike Athlete // Angel City FC // Vanderbilt University ‘17 & ‘18 // Hoover, AL — Los Angeles, CA //

Simone Charley @SimoneCharley

3K Followers 593 Following Love God. Love people. // Nike Athlete // Angel City FC // Vanderbilt University ‘17 & ‘18 // Hoover, AL — Los Angeles, CA //

The degree. The city. The SEC. #AnchorDown

Vanderbilt XC • Tra... @vandyxctrack

5K Followers 110 Following The degree. The city. The SEC. #AnchorDown

Vanderbilt University 2016 | University of Michigan Ross MAcc 2017

Alexandra Williams @alexandrahopes

162 Followers 231 Following Vanderbilt University 2016 | University of Michigan Ross MAcc 2017

b @bgold34

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Grace Fuscoe @Gfuscoe

84 Followers 89 Following

the truth will make you weird. // also over at @cosmicbookshelf

Grace McKinney @gmckinney3

241 Followers 349 Following the truth will make you weird. // also over at @cosmicbookshelf

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142 Followers 245 Following They say I'm a rapper. But I say no.

Rachel Koch @rachel_l_koch

228 Followers 280 Following "Be merciful to me, O God, for men hotly pursue me." - Psalm 56:1

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