lauren 🦑 @fizzingdrones

proud snake father greatest city in da world Joined June 2013

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Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus

6 days ago

The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5. Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing. My story: nytimes.com/athletic/66560…

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Sound Of Hockey @sound_hockey

6 days ago

"You might be wondering how I got here." - Tyson Jugnauth (probably), facing TWO STRAIGHT 2-on-1's against Connor McDavid. #SeaKraken Also, look at the THREE Kraken players running into each other to create the second opportunity. 😳

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Emerald City Hockey @EmeraldCityHky

a week ago

Jani Nyman already has the best one-timer on this team.

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Stephen J. Nesbitt @stephenjnesbitt

4 weeks ago

Underrated part of this (obviously intentional) cross-up is Anthony Volpe realizing there's some very weird beef brewing.

Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome

4 weeks ago

Underrated part of this (obviously intentional) cross-up is Anthony Volpe realizing there's some very weird beef brewing. https://t.co/963ea9oaht

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amanda :( @FootieFeastt

2 months ago

The Seattle Mariners are literally capitalizing off of this as we speak

chase @cfree94

2 months ago

The Seattle Mariners are literally capitalizing off of this as we speak

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miracle 🍒 @proseandpucks

2 months ago

if i’m john hayden i am bringing this up until i die at every single minor inconvenience. “oh, you wanted the window seat? remember that time i almost got eaten by a fucking BEAR? yeah, keep it moving.”

The Associated Press @AP

2 months ago

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sage :-) @lilfurything

2 months ago

whoa mama let me outta here

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lauren 🦑 @fizzingdrones

2 months ago

So is the subway doing numbers on saskatchewan tiktok or what

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Apple TV @AppleTV

2 months ago

Iconic music legends team up with some of the biggest names in K-pop to reimagine their greatest hits in this eight-part song battle series, starring PSY and Megan Thee Stallion. #KPOPPED — August 29

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shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite

2 months ago

Nat Purser @NatPurser

2 months ago

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sean @DilettanteryPod

2 months ago

Walton Ford's print of the extinct Carolina Parakeet "I wish that you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it."

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JFresh @JFreshHockey

2 months ago

i've never seen a roster more carefully and lovingly assembled with the aim of getting exactly 80 points

NHL Rosters @NHL_Rosters

2 months ago

i've never seen a roster more carefully and lovingly assembled with the aim of getting exactly 80 points

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mary @elaine_stritch

3 months ago

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” okay well I asked Hal Prince and he didn’t realize it was just about cats

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jake ッ @aristhought

3 months ago

NHL free agency

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mary @elaine_stritch

3 months ago

hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat theatrical experience and they closed every door to me

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mary @elaine_stritch

3 months ago

Hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Phantom of the Opera spinoff production and I don’t like the look of this chandelier im sitting directly under