lauren 🦑 @fizzingdrones

proud snake father greatest city in da world Joined June 2013

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Stephen J. Nesbitt @stephenjnesbitt

4 days ago

Underrated part of this (obviously intentional) cross-up is Anthony Volpe realizing there's some very weird beef brewing.

Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome

5 days ago

Underrated part of this (obviously intentional) cross-up is Anthony Volpe realizing there's some very weird beef brewing. https://t.co/963ea9oaht

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amanda :( @FootieFeastt

3 weeks ago

The Seattle Mariners are literally capitalizing off of this as we speak

chase @cfree94

3 weeks ago

The Seattle Mariners are literally capitalizing off of this as we speak

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if i’m john hayden i am bringing this up until i die at every single minor inconvenience. “oh, you wanted the window seat? remember that time i almost got eaten by a fucking BEAR? yeah, keep it moving.”

The Associated Press @AP

a month ago

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sage :-) @lilfurything

a month ago

whoa mama let me outta here

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lauren 🦑 @fizzingdrones

a month ago

So is the subway doing numbers on saskatchewan tiktok or what

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Apple TV @AppleTV

a month ago

Iconic music legends team up with some of the biggest names in K-pop to reimagine their greatest hits in this eight-part song battle series, starring PSY and Megan Thee Stallion. #KPOPPED — August 29

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shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite

a month ago

Nat Purser @NatPurser

a month ago

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sean @DilettanteryPod

a month ago

Walton Ford's print of the extinct Carolina Parakeet "I wish that you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it."

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JFresh @JFreshHockey

a month ago

i've never seen a roster more carefully and lovingly assembled with the aim of getting exactly 80 points

NHL Rosters @NHL_Rosters

a month ago

i've never seen a roster more carefully and lovingly assembled with the aim of getting exactly 80 points

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mary @elaine_stritch

2 months ago

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” okay well I asked Hal Prince and he didn’t realize it was just about cats

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jake ッ @aristhought

2 months ago

NHL free agency

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mary @elaine_stritch

2 months ago

hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat theatrical experience and they closed every door to me

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mary @elaine_stritch

2 months ago

Hey can you come pick me up? I’m at the immersive site-specific Phantom of the Opera spinoff production and I don’t like the look of this chandelier im sitting directly under